Archive for April, 2016

Wannabe More Like Ivan

Ivan don’t care what you think. He don’t need booze to drink. Ivan quenches thirst by toilet. Ivan eats meat without boil it. Ivan sleeps when he wants Checks out his old haunts Someone transports Ivan’s shit. Ivan knows not about Monday. Couldn’t give a shit about Sunday. His calendar is a window. His moods […]

If You Don’t Know Same Shit Different Pile, You Just Don’t Know Shit.

Dude wished to wake up different. Better than his stupid old self. But he had so little to work with. Most of him still on the shelf. Dreamt of those selves. Waiting like elves. For their dreamer to dream them awake. They then scurry, no hurry, And in overnight flurries they Bake a new dude […]

Lord If You Were Here I Would Kiss You

Life has a funny way of happening. Usually when you think it’s not. But life happens constantly alla a time. And it asks for your input not. Yes it doesn’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Look Through These Cannabis Contacts

The world she is a house of mirrors. Gears and steers. Seers and queers. Shots and beers. No not here’s. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Dogs Will Motor When Forced

Tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy. You little ruffie muss drive. Gamma too busy wonderin’ up, what up? She can’t see overflowing cup. Gamma gettin’ everything rough on ruff, Naw you, little ruffie, muss drive. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Poor People Feel The Rode

Oh ya got big tires. Fly by wire. Reboot man little girl. On full flaps. Captain Wise Cracks. Bet it all on black. Not comin back Why would ja? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

How Will You Not Get Cancer?

Breathin’ in poison down by the boondocks. Choppin’ legs offa recently killed hogs. Keep ona runnin’ cain’t ya hear ’em dawgs? Hidin’ ain’t an option til we’re covered in fog. A fog of our very own makin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Payback Don’t Hafta Be A Bitch

Things look different from The other side. Even if that side’s The same. The background’s different. The sun’s higher inna sky. But pointing it out cancels all gain. Notice you noticing. Ya, make a note of that. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Holy Transference Badman!

Boy got kicked inna ass. Papa ain’t take no sass. You grow uppa be a man someday. Ya lucky boy, ya juss ask. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Whoa Now There’s No Problem!

One more time just Open your yap And crack! You’re gonna get it! Or maybe you won’t. Maybe keep your trap shut. Maybe shit just let’s you be. But I doubt it. Shit’s not aye be cee. It’s all over But the cryin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Know What I Want Just Not How To Get There

Look straight into my face. I’m not smiling. There’s no reason to. You’re not nice. Asking me stuff. Expecting answers. You’re lame. Oh So lame. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The End Of Ash Kissing

We did it your way. Every damn time. Didn’t even whimper. Didn’t waffle or whine. Did whatever you wanted. Hoped to help you shine. But you always blew it. Every goddamn time. You ain’t no hero. Nothing sublime. You expose you whole self Ina glass of wine. Y’ain’t special! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

You Pain To See Me?

Ima call a tiger a tiger. Ima call a spade a spade. Ima call out in anger Calla goddamn midnight raid?! Against the innocent?! Boy you gotta be sick As you said. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Me? I’m From Das Resistance!

Someone had to tell him no. It was a no go and This was so cause we said so… And if he didn’t like it he could go To hell. Tell ‘im that… He might go to hell. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Jesus Don’t Swim In Cold Water

Man we are stupid. Hangin’ on this floor. Danglin’ ona rough deck. Horror on horror. Muted explosions. Tiny screams with big meanings. Wrenching the elephant Funnels a-leaning. Lights meaning something like Nothing before. Things overhead now acting as floor. And down down down down. No up is around its just Over the event horizon. Thank […]

Powerlessness Was A Slack Rope To Follow

Yes you say yes. But you gotta say no. You gotta say no to make it all go Where you want it to go. The lifeboats aren’t coming back. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

God’s Never Wrong But This Dork Is No God

I said blue was my favorite color but I was wrong man, I was wrong. I said you and I would always be together but I was wrong man, I was wrong. You like other humans Just like me. And you want to love them Just like me. But I am the only human Can’t […]

If You’re Not In The Aggregate Shit Might Never Change

Bad shit happens to other people. Good shit happens there too. You wanna see shit happenin’ Stay away from this shadow fool. This shadow, it ain’t you. It’s poop ‘n pee in a pool. It’s hot not cool. A useless tool. This lucky spot is taken. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Oh To Be Friends With Unhappiness

Happy all the time isn’t happy. It’s sad. And happy all the time isn’t better. It’s bad. Cause happy needs contrast to really be had. And contrast to happy doesn’t mean to be a cad. It won’t reside in dad. Or suckers wearing plaid. For glad becomes a fad. A hurtful once comrade. A stark […]

Oh Jesus Japan

Mister hear of Fukushima? Shit’s bad. Ah shit’s bad. No one wants to talk about it. Shit’s bad. Shit’s that bad. Sorry Japan.  Sorry. Sorry. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Hang On Your Happy Stick

You stop a cat from gettin chopped. Thank you to your happy stick. You got two ears what ain’t bin lopped. Thank you to your happy stick. Not the most stupid by not a lot. Thanks to your happy stick. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Sumbitch Pump Inna Sink Naw

Water by the bucket. Back when shit was free. Doan save some for primin’. Lordy, lord. Fuck thee. Back when shit was free. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Maybe Don’t Take This As A Threat

The wasps they told the bumble bees. Told the ants and dragon flies too. Told spiders, flies and fungus gnats. ‘Parrently everybody knew. Hello. Who is this? This is you. Loudnclear. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Lotsa People Talk To Lotsa People No Ear.

See, pardon I did not hear you. The deestance mastered us. Cause if we were hooked up in life Our ears would make no fuss. Vibration. A nation. Bite a bullet no fuss, Bitta muss. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

New Underwear New Skidmark

Ah shit is bad if He says it’s bad. No sense in wondering why. And you can’t fix it cause It’s bigger’n you an You ain’t the fixer guy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Yes Some Seeds Are Good

Don’t hit people and don’t yell At folks or animals unless They’re about to attack And don’t make folks Listen to your regrets Cause you’ll wind up with them back. Maybe double. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Father, If You Can See This.

My dad went to heaven. Where everything’s better ‘n good. Nobody talking back to him. People listen like they should. Jesus askin’ pops a million questions. Just so much that Jesus doesn’t know! See, this here is my father’s heaven. They got time and my lord daddy’s on a roll! Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

When Your Stride Hits Don’t Hit Back

Sweet Jesus let me reap from grumble garden. Every goddamn problem in its own row. I’ll weed ’em and water ’em and Pick ’em when I oughta then Plant ’em upside down To reap what I sew. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Evil Don’t Do Mirrors

If only, papa said. Made him out loud say it cause It rattle tattled in his head. If only, papa said. If only, caused him dread. If only, so he read… Like he had a choice. Life reflected, fine. First time life’s sublime. Then oh, now. Uh oh, now. Maybe holy cow. And if only… […]

Why You’re An Asshole Doesn’t Matter

Hit the one whom Sticks it’s head up. Where and when Makes no difference. Thankyou, friend. Barry out.