Archive for the 'Boredom Sucks' Category

Something Wrong With Yer Goddamn Link

Your site’s live. You’re live. Ninety-nine point nine nine uptime. Your uptime climbs If you don’t mind Listenin’ to the whine The endless whine of no tryers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.      

Wannabe More Like Ivan

Ivan don’t care what you think. He don’t need booze to drink. Ivan quenches thirst by toilet. Ivan eats meat without boil it. Ivan sleeps when he wants Checks out his old haunts Someone transports Ivan’s shit. Ivan knows not about Monday. Couldn’t give a shit about Sunday. His calendar is a window. His moods […]

You Know What I Want Just Not How To Get There

Look straight into my face. I’m not smiling. There’s no reason to. You’re not nice. Asking me stuff. Expecting answers. You’re lame. Oh So lame. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Father, If You Can See This.

My dad went to heaven. Where everything’s better ‘n good. Nobody talking back to him. People listen like they should. Jesus askin’ pops a million questions. Just so much that Jesus doesn’t know! See, this here is my father’s heaven. They got time and my lord daddy’s on a roll! Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

Why You’re An Asshole Doesn’t Matter

Hit the one whom Sticks it’s head up. Where and when Makes no difference. Thankyou, friend. Barry out.

How To Add Shit Up Without Shit Adding Up

I said halt! Who goes there?! No one halted Or was there But me, I still paid attention. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Sumbitch Deez Genes!

Are you the driver? Heard someone say as I was comin’ awake. It was me asking me and it was me Not wanting to be asked. And still the asker asked their Question which almost no one cared to answer. Cause if you ain’t drivin’ then move Over and I will. For me, I know […]

I Can Start Something That Will Not Stop

Insects doing what insects do. And happy, damn happy to do it. Flesh and gravity, in the dirt. If you don’t Get up, they just do it. One second after your happiness stops, The insects, man… They hop to it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Shit’s Made Up Before Shit’s Made Up

Myth is a fact. There’s no denying. Course, if you do, Then there’s that too. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Said Boy Doncha Foller In Daddy’s Footsteps. Said Daddy Wore His Backwards Boots.

I had a borry dah funds ta Arrive at dis place in A reas’nble mounta time. An me, I don’t know if we’re alike us two But at the end of the day I unwind. I find the grind so tough to buy No longer am I still the guy Wiilling to keep on squeaking […]

Repetition Effortlessly Creates Insanity

Say it again Sam! Was what they said. Over ‘n over ‘n over! So Sam he said it. Many different ways. While the crowds called out for Bring us all a little more! We demand Ben Dover! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

God, Canada And The National Hockey League Work For The Same Damn Guy.

You. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Are In That Space ‘Tween Mind And Body

You didn’t birth yourself and Your death will come unbidden. Your heavy heart will murder you If you always keep it hidden. Your mind will leave your body alone.  You will wander far from home, And never be found… If you fail to make the connection. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Stop Trying To Change And Go ‘Round Back

People have been scared silly. And afraid to speak their mind. But few have ever been frightened enough To look behind unwind. There’s a tension in the future And a ton of it in the past. To see who twirls tension tongue You gotta get over yourself fast. It ain’t who you are And not who […]

This Old Man

Someone sitting alone there. Dude looks like he’s lost. Looks like he paid alot for life. And he didn’t count the cost. Which was everything. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Two Steps Back

Careful the noises you make. The wrong grunt get you in trouble. Doan go an do what you like. The man says you are not able. You got it all but permission. Temper desire with decision. Go with a plan of revision. Speak when spoken to. Keep your answers short. Do what they tell you, Atta […]

Uh If Anything Happens To Me

I did it myself. I scratched. I scraped. I boarded and taped. I listened to the framers and The angles they raped. Oh fuck man, it ain’t good. Good or easy. What it winds up to is Japanesey. See, that ain’t me. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Mama I Love You

Spank me bitch You will wish You ate that twitch Cause I will show you glory. ‘N I will hear your stories. Tell ’em again and again and again. I will hear your fucking stories! Thank you, friend. Barry out .  

Please Lord, Not Normal!

Oh god please don’t show me the average path! Please rain shit on my daily parade! And hurl big boulders or tree-mendous problems At me if ever I stray, Away from this life of struggle, And scratching out every day. For every bit of sap I shall Squeeze from my bark and NEVER Will you […]

Who Packed Your Baggage?

Hola! You’re strong! Pally you big. Mind if I tag along? I’ll be here like the third man Standing. Buddy I’ll do no wrong. Plod along dueling songs righting wrongs. What was that?! Shh! Hunker down … Aw damn! Shit to pay! Quick buddy please, gimme some shit! You got all of mine, okay? Thank […]

All Aboard Da Sky Bus

Oh sir your shirt Could cover a couple Of big old good size guys. And you got the stare of a hungry Bear and sniffle like I’m Smothered in nice. It’s my move sir when you move. I saw you squash a loved one with your massive much. Scraped her front nearly right off in […]

Sure The Shinola Shone But This Shinola Smelled Like Shit

Don’t look at me without paint. Painted peepers all around ‘cept for The little you what ain’t. Covered up more’n ain’t. So sad the whole thing cain’t Be seen. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

If Ya See The Punch A Commin’

Oh indicator past. Could ya meet your match And twisty turning snatch A present from a blast Of future? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

God Don’t Look At Him

Shit in you’re eye. Shit make you cry. Maybe question why. Evolution sly. Hey who that guy? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Lawdy Open Up Dem Good Luck Taps

This road he hoed. Knowed where it goed. Like he’d been told A thousand times. Be a good boy, boy. Like chips ahoy! Be careful yoi, Fall doon. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

My God! Fuck CERN! No Heaven?!

Oh don’t you say this is it! It’s not! Can’t be! Shan’t be! Say it ain’t ought! No ma’am! What now? Next…? Thank you, friend. Barry out. Higgs Boson and the fundamental nature of reality

Avatar One

You’re not here You’re here. You ain’t doing shit but Shit is getting done. Avatars for rent anda Sixth sense son. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Time Gets Hooked On You

He didn’t do it. The guy could prove it. He didn’t move it. It really moved him. Away from home now. Not alone wow. Sad man holy cow. Tough row to hoe. He Johnny Doe. Livin’ no by no. Damn time so slow. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Automatic You

Sure shit changed. Which was bad for Constant. Who needed everything the same. Be predictable. Like static. Oh Boring, she’s very so glad you came! Alas, shit changes. Life is fleeting. But lawdy how she’d love to play that game! Thank you, friend. Barry out.      

Standard Madness

Not one shadow. No one noticed. Said here look. Still, choices. Unbidden. Voices. Shhh… Thank you, friend. Barry out.