Archive for the 'Boredom Sucks' Category

God, Canada And The National Hockey League Work For The Same Damn Guy.

You. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Are In That Space ‘Tween Mind And Body

You didn’t birth yourself and Your death will come unbidden. Your heavy heart will murder you If you always keep it hidden. Your mind will leave your body alone.  You will wander far from home, And never be found… If you fail to make the connection. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Stop Trying To Change And Go ‘Round Back

People have been scared silly. And afraid to speak their mind. But few have ever been frightened enough To look behind unwind. There’s a tension in the future And a ton of it in the past. To see who twirls tension tongue You gotta get over yourself fast. It ain’t who you are And not who […]

This Old Man

Someone sitting alone there. Dude looks like he’s lost. Looks like he paid alot for life. And he didn’t count the cost. Which was everything. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Two Steps Back

Careful the noises you make. The wrong grunt get you in trouble. Doan go an do what you like. The man says you are not able. You got it all but permission. Temper desire with decision. Go with a plan of revision. Speak when spoken to. Keep your answers short. Do what they tell you, Atta […]

Uh If Anything Happens To Me

I did it myself. I scratched. I scraped. I boarded and taped. I listened to the framers and The angles they raped. Oh fuck man, it ain’t good. Good or easy. What it winds up to is Japanesey. See, that ain’t me. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Mama I Love You

Spank me bitch You will wish You ate that twitch Cause I will show you glory. ‘N I will hear your stories. Tell ’em again and again and again. I will hear your fucking stories! Thank you, friend. Barry out .  

Please Lord, Not Normal!

Oh god please don’t show me the average path! Please rain shit on my daily parade! And hurl big boulders or tree-mendous problems At me if ever I stray, Away from this life of struggle, And scratching out every day. For every bit of sap I shall Squeeze from my bark and NEVER Will you […]

Who Packed Your Baggage?

Hola! You’re strong! Pally you big. Mind if I tag along? I’ll be here like the third man Standing. Buddy I’ll do no wrong. Plod along dueling songs righting wrongs. What was that?! Shh! Hunker down … Aw damn! Shit to pay! Quick buddy please, gimme some shit! You got all of mine, okay? Thank […]

All Aboard Da Sky Bus

Oh sir your shirt Could cover a couple Of big old good size guys. And you got the stare of a hungry Bear and sniffle like I’m Smothered in nice. It’s my move sir when you move. I saw you squash a loved one with your massive much. Scraped her front nearly right off in […]

Sure The Shinola Shone But This Shinola Smelled Like Shit

Don’t look at me without paint. Painted peepers all around ‘cept for The little you what ain’t. Covered up more’n ain’t. So sad the whole thing cain’t Be seen. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

If Ya See The Punch A Commin’

Oh indicator past. Could ya meet your match And twisty turning snatch A present from a blast Of future? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

God Don’t Look At Him

Shit in you’re eye. Shit make you cry. Maybe question why. Evolution sly. Hey who that guy? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Lawdy Open Up Dem Good Luck Taps

This road he hoed. Knowed where it goed. Like he’d been told A thousand times. Be a good boy, boy. Like chips ahoy! Be careful yoi, Fall doon. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

My God! Fuck CERN! No Heaven?!

Oh don’t you say this is it! It’s not! Can’t be! Shan’t be! Say it ain’t ought! No ma’am! What now? Next…? Thank you, friend. Barry out. Higgs Boson and the fundamental nature of reality

Avatar One

You’re not here You’re here. You ain’t doing shit but Shit is getting done. Avatars for rent anda Sixth sense son. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Time Gets Hooked On You

He didn’t do it. The guy could prove it. He didn’t move it. It really moved him. Away from home now. Not alone wow. Sad man holy cow. Tough row to hoe. He Johnny Doe. Livin’ no by no. Damn time so slow. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Automatic You

Sure shit changed. Which was bad for Constant. Who needed everything the same. Be predictable. Like static. Oh Boring, she’s very so glad you came! Alas, shit changes. Life is fleeting. But lawdy how she’d love to play that game! Thank you, friend. Barry out.      

Standard Madness

Not one shadow. No one noticed. Said here look. Still, choices. Unbidden. Voices. Shhh… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Your Pat, Your Pat, You’re Pattern My Friend.

Look now. Now look. That tree you shook Isa shakin’ hands witha Zillion clans who all made plans To be here with you Now. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

A Mestache For Mikey

Some faces just messed up. Going for the owner is tough. They say enough’s enough! Stop staring or shit gets rough. Come there ‘n call your bluff. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

I Don’t Need You And Maybe Me Too

Ya got the smell of Sheep onya boy. The smella sheep Smellin’ sheep. Boy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

They’d Be Sprayed With Ideas Til They Lost They Mind

Git me away from you. Don’t ask me what to do. I can’t even see through The place you want me to. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Some Never Hit The Water

Ah shit you fall. Life got the gall. A’makeya start ovr. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Gimme One Person

Someone shit their pants. Someone pissed their bed. Some didn’t listen to the Voices in their head. Someone’s being led. By someone. Thank you, friend. Barry out.


On stun everybody! On stun! On donor, on blitzkrieg. On stun. Everybody. Thankyou, friend. Barry out.

Your State Determines What Year It Is

The Chinese have a calendar. So do the Muricans. The Arabs have a calendar. Determines every plan. Ats how it works. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Anyone Who Wants To Go To Heaven, Go Along. Leave Us To Burn In Here.

You can’t change anyone’s underwear Lessen you pay their rent. Anyone’s mind ain’t gonna change Even with you hell bent. Change your own mind. See if you don’t find Everyone now is different. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Twitch Says You Outside Yerself

Before you seize all up. Before you’re outa guts. Before they prove you’re nuts. Before you yell yay ruts! Go sideways. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Say You Don’t Know What To Do An I Thought The Same As You

Yes there is Another way Look and it Will find you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.