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Month: May 2015

Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

If I Don’t Close My Fucking Blind

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2015
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Does shit stick to yer fur? Does rabies stick to yers? Fack off motherfacker! Fack off. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Only Idiots Do The Poka Yoke Thing

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2015
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Most folks have felt stupid. They remember him as a fat uncle crushing their smokes. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Still Here

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2015
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Most folks employ slaves. They don’t describe them as slaves though, they reply thanks and you too. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Technology, Just Like Satan, Could Only Live Through Dude.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 19, 2015
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Dude hated phones. Smart or not. ‘Til he hated to be without one. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Find Yer Groove And Get In It

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 19, 2015
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Many folks leave a mark. They at some point gain wisdom and however much they gain they hand it over. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History

Almost Anything Can Be Measured But Many Things Should Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 19, 2015
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Most folks make love. They also make a fuss and a big deal about nothing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Today Will Steal Your Entire Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 18, 2015
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Most folks get angry. They try not to stay angry though, on account of angry let inside won’t leave. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Get Lost

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 18, 2015
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Your mind. Ain’t yers to lose. But lose it you will. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Marry Someone Stronger Than You. They Can Carry Their Weight Then Sum.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2015
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Ah sir… couldya spare some change? Ah sir… you don’t got know change? Hola sir, here. Have some change! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Feel Yer Hat There. It’s Not.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2015
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Most folks pretend. They pretend a certificate makes a marraige or a license makes a driver and they pretend that’s okay. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

Shit You Didn’t Think Mattered Matters

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2015
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Most folks are obligated. They don’t usually know they are obligated ’til they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

With Nothing To Compare To

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2015
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There was nothing he could say. Not that mattered anyway, They said he’d had his day. Time to put the toys away. But he wasn’t […]

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Taking Responsibility

If You Can’t Save Yer Life Who Will?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2015
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Most folks drift through reality. They twist and turn at every twist and turn and when it’s their turn to twist, they turn. Thank you, […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Capitulation Nation

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2015
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Most folks ask questions. They ask what time it is, what the weather is, and anything else that doesn’t question authority. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Angels Exist For Some People

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 12, 2015
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Most folks gamble. They toss their die and if the toss is good, no one will know they took a chance. Thank you, fiend. Barry […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Life Is On The Tough Side Of Alive

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 12, 2015
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Most folks breathe. They also pump a pile ‘o blood without giving it a second thought. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Wisdom Just Sat There, Waiting To Be Gained

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 12, 2015
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Most folks have ways. They have ways of seeing things, doing things, and ignoring things. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking

When Engines Work And Steering Don’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 12, 2015
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Most folks forge ahead. They might have zero evidence that they oughta but forging it is. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Instant You Say That Angels Exist, The Beggars Do Exist.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 12, 2015
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Many folks believe in nothing. They leave the creation of life to those whom DO believe which often gives them something to disbelieve. Thank you, […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Consciousness Dances Toe To Toe With A Partner Called Unconsciousness.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 12, 2015
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Many folks know location. They understand that non local means not here even if it seems they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

They Give You Food, They Take It Away. No Matter If You Eat.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2015
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Many folks measure. They want to know the extent of reality so they can also extend. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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On Crack Or Falling In. Welcome To You Choose.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2015
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Most folks agree with torture. They will hang from their thumbs all day long but string their mamas or children along and now them is […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Death Is Smiling. Why Not Smile Back?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2015
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Most folks lose their breath. They lose it and find it again and become a ware that breathing matters. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

If You Don’t Manage Yer Health, Overworked Strangers Will.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2015
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Most folks suffer. They pain themselves as little as possible and that lack of humping hurt leaves a whack on the shelf. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

The Band Leader Changes But The Band Plays On

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2015
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Many folks vote. They vote on account of they’d like to make a difference and if the difference could be made over lunch break that would […]

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

She’s Inta Physical

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Many folks could lose weight. They could gain weight, add height and stop this damn acne if that shit was possible. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Youse Guys Makes Swords Too?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Most folks act right. They may not act their right but right they act. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

And The Money Humans Could Bite Dude

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Hah! You fucking bastards are one step removed. Feeling life through a wallet. That ain’t life you feel you wallet feeler, it’s life feeling back […]

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Who Fucked You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Yer hands are tied. Yer feet are bound. You got no choice, Yer going down. But if they ain’t… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

There’s Layers To Life. Yer Just Seeing A Couple.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2015
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Most folks sleep. They sleep soundly, predictably and sometimes with their eyes closed. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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