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Month: August 2015

Critical Thinking

People Who Think They Know Politics Can’t Tell Their Arse From A Hole In The Ground

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  • August 29, 2015
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Many folks vote. They see voting as a license to bitch. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Courage

Meet You At Comeuppance Bay

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 29, 2015
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Most folks grow old. They lose their vim, vigor and hair if they’re lucky. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Waiting Is Something You Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 27, 2015
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Most folks nod off. They fall asleep and from that point on shit happens. Thank, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Can Flies Sense A Shitstorm?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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Wear a swatter. Like a sidearm. The beggars notice. They DO! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness It's Economics Man

Jesus He Loved Looking. At Himself. Himself.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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You. You make agreements. These are things out-living you. Like enemies. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Moment They Asked Dude What Was Going On? He Wondered What Was Going On.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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Pity the unscripted. Makin shit up on the spot. No help, ideas, hints or comebacks. They do life in the very first shot. Crazy beggars. […]

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Caring fair warning

Life Shudders Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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This dimension is hard to get into. Getting out is equally tough. It’s got hang times and time lines & up lines and sidelines and […]

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acceptence Critical Thinking

Riders From Noddingham

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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How does one know that they’ve fallen asleep? When they wake up. If they do… Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness Courage

The Devil Is In The Details And ‘Ol Slewfoot Don’t Vacay

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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Yes you are infected. Use protection to keep from spreading. Not to others but yourself. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History

Dammit! You Reflect, You Reflect, You Reflect!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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Life doesn’t need to be tortured. Life will talk at the drop of a hat. But life wants you to look real, real hard. Lookit […]

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Critical Thinking

Shit Was Going Dude’s Way Whether It Was Or Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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Forget your age. Chalk up your wins. Wins and Near misses. Cause near misses count, Good and bad whizzing past you. If you see ’em, […]

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fair warning

These Cats Were Killers. Killing For Fun And For Him.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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God save the birds! Birds can fly and turn their heads quickly. Cats sure as hell cannot. Ya they turn their heads quickly but not […]

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Awareness

Pretending For Real Sets In At Age Eight

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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Most folks have children. They misrepresent tiny bits of reality to them and are surprised when the little tykes begin doing the same. Thank you, […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Crazy Is The Center Of Life’s Chocolate Bar

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2015
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Most folks are capable. They can go up, down or straight friggin sideways. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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It's Economics Man

Rot Exists. Evil Exists. Life And Love Are A Clearing In Rot’s Forrest.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Roses have thorns. Sprang has splat. Good has bad. Ats life here on this planet. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking

They Said Look Out For The Aliens When We Shoulda Been Looking In

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks have pets. They may not pet them but they have them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Wayne And Walter, You’re Still Dead.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Walter, cancer got you. Wayne, a fucking shotgun. You two guys were both funny growing up. Now both you fucks are dead. I, thank fuck, […]

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Ancient History

Call It A Fa Cade

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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This power I have outside myself Where uh, where is it? I feel the power of others ya way outside themselves. Why do I feel […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Track Yer Basic Happiness Level Over Several Daze

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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1. Alive Sucks! 2. I don’t have cancer great. 3. I want to be awake during organ donation. 4. No shit will hit my fan […]

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Critical Thinking

Let’s Say You Were Talking To Nobody

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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You wouldn’t be talking. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

When The Birds Try For You

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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The sound barrier was broken. Four minute mile. Can people still be happy With no damn smile? Thank you, friend. Barry out .

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Ancient History Awareness

Yes He Was Surrounded But By Whom And For What?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Many folks are the center. They pivot the entire universe on their damn timetable. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Stuck Market

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks know about whales. They know whales have oil and they use oil but they sure as hell don’t use whale oil. Thank you, […]

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Operating Systems

Lacking In Vitamin B Shut Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Many folks should be singers. They can’t sing though so they talk in circles and chant the chorus, the chorus. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History

Get Ready Or Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks are planners. They plan to ask what’s our plan then deviate. Thank you, friend Barry out.

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Critical Thinking fair warning

Spotting Political Prisoners

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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His neighbor the postman had A couple of girls Locked up in his basement for A couple of years. They weren’t political prisoners. Thank you, […]

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Caring Courage

How To Get Outa Prison

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Give back ten times what you took. Turna loss into a good return. Love tunnel to heaven. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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fair warning

Silence Brang No Money

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks know about cash registers. They blink and they bleep and the mathways crippled cashier says debit or cash and you’ve got ten seconds to […]

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Confidence

N’en She Take Half N’en D. Lawyer Take Half N’en

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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The grass is so green on that side of the fence! So green and so clean with no weeds to be seen! There’s no in-between, […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Birth A New You Every Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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Most folks know about duck’s backs. They wouldn’t pile shit on a duck’s back on account of it would just run right the hell off. […]

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