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Month: September 2015

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Surrounded By Dark Energy It Was Difficult Not To Trigger It

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  • September 15, 2015
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Keep your fat mouth shut. Let your thin mouth speak. Stay outa your way. Leave a paddle at Shit Creek. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove Critical Thinking

Pullin’ Down The Penguin By Ivan Dee Divin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2015
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Maybe you think that he don’t know. Maybe you’re foolish like that. Maybe you forget that Ivan kills. Maybe you turn your back. Know what […]

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Courage

Priests Retire

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2015
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You can quit on God. God’s okay with it. God only wants you For a little bit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Biological Tools Courage

When The Odd Bird Tweeted Of A Big Hand Saving Them, They Were Not Believed.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2015
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Oh you better believe there are alien abductions, Some from out of this world. Others aren’t abducted but dissappear just the same, Withholding their many […]

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Critical Thinking fair warning

Then Television Got With The Sofa Industry And Wore The Damn Thing Out

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  • September 15, 2015
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Most folks know about paralyzed. They understand that anyone can be paralyzed by fear & shallow pools but they forget about the sad motion sickness […]

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Courage Critical Thinking

Many People Would Disagree With Her But By Necessity They’d Be Wrong

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  • September 14, 2015
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Many folks know about fame. They understand that each person has a copy of reality in their head and nobody got the same copy. Thank […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

Ryan You’re In Goddamn Jail Man!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2015
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Jesus fuck Ryan I told you. Did I say I love you? More than once or twice? Did I carve you off a wee chunk […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Where’s Yer Liver? Where’s Yer Spleen? Where’s Yer Hat, Keys, And Coat?

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  • September 14, 2015
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Identify within. Look into the eyes of your life. What’s inside alive? Why for what you strive? Are you living or do you hide Outside […]

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Courage Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

How To Trick People Into Loving You

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2015
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Love these beggars. Love them big with all your heart. Spread your love with whatever you value. Your cash will do to start. Share your […]

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Critical Thinking Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Wasting Money Industry

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2015
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The guy said I’ll give you this, I said, Buddy that’s already mine! You just took it at the point of a gun! Buddy says […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

You Made My Mama Cry Bitch!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2015
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Goddammit can’t you see? People be lovin’ on thee. An all they want to be, Is loved back! Thankyou, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Mad Times Cannot Last Without The Constant Help Of Mad People

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  • September 14, 2015
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You’ve got chips on both your shoulders friend. They must weigh a lot. And you can’t see the other side too well, Those chips have […]

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Caring

Empathy Is A Pain In The Neck Etcetera

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  • September 14, 2015
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Many folks care about others. They care so much that they can feel their pain and sometimes the knife in their back. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks

When He Was Bothered By The Dead He Loved Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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Oh please let folks die twice. First they die of natural causes, Then they die ’cause they’re so nice. Toot sweet. Come meet. Your maker! […]

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Caring

He Sat There Waiting On His Winged Horse But There Was Still No One To Save

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  • September 11, 2015
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Many folks know about altruism. They sometimes exploit the shit outa it on account of it being a so yankable chain. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks

Let Me Soak You In Before You Dry Me Up & Spit Me Out, Mr. Sun.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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Oh the best things in life will burn you. From the out or inside they will turn you. They’ll grind you, unkind you, and If […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Ya, Well… We Better Go, Was What They Mostly Said To Him.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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You can wait for that love to return. If it was there it will come back. That’s why yo-yo’s and the universe work as they […]

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A Nonsensical Sense Of Urgency

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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Many folks drive themselves mad. They are forced to on account of few drivers know which way. Thank you, friend. Barry out

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Awareness

Ima Claim This Self As Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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Most folks wonder about themselves. They wonder why they said this that way or why’d they hafta snort like that and all the while they […]

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Boredom Sucks Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Dbars College Don’t Publish No Stats

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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Why y’all got a revolving door? So we don’t have to stop is all. An why y’all don’t want to stop? Cause our door revolves […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural It's Economics Man

If You Ain’t Acting Yer The Only One

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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Most folks are not themselves. They resist burping, farting and nasal mining in order to fool other people into thinking they don’t do that shit. […]

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Awareness Critical Thinking

The Travelling Mosquito Buffet

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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Everybody livin’ offa somebody. Ats how we came in. So if you ain’t feedin’ at People Trough You ain’t gonna win. No how. Thank you, […]

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Ancient History

Yer Life Suits You Even Though You Don’t Suit Yer Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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Everyone is born in line With a number. If you know your number You can change it. If you know you’re in a line Change […]

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Shit Just Came To Me

The Circle Will Stay Broke Until You Realize It’s Broken

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  • September 11, 2015
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What comes around goes around. But not on time. It comes around what it goes around, Always on time. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Caring Critical Thinking

The Guy Brought Eggs And He Cracked ‘Em

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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Most folks know about nice. They understand that nice usually begets nice but when it doesn’t then nice hurts twice. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks

When Yer Free, Free, Free But You Don’t Wanna Be

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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Most folks know boredom. They understand that potentialities exist but not the right ones, not the good ones, not right now. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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No Tits For Tats

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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There ain’t a lot ‘o reciprocation, So handle yours with care. Whatever’s left is buried deep inside It ain’t out there nowhere. So stop looking. Thank […]

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Courage

Who Is This Parta Me Which Thinks Another Part Crazy?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 10, 2015
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Judgement day is coming. Unless it’s already here. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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It's Economics Man

Talent Ted And His Roving Whynots

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 10, 2015
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Too schmart they said. For his own damn good. Trimmed his prefrontal cortex And penis hood. There, they said. Now go Ahead. Make something of […]

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Critical Thinking

Try Real Hard To Remember The Future And A Little Bit Will Come To You

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 10, 2015
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Many folks know about purpose. They understand that purpose can get so lost in action that intent creates confusion. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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