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Month: August 2016

Ancient History It's All About Contrast

The Long Road Is Bumpy Right Here

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 31, 2016
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You want to cut our buddy out. Just knockin’ the idea about. I should really give our buddy a shout. But I won’t. Cause the […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural Madness Is In The Food

Eye, To Put The Truth In Pop Music…

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 31, 2016
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Ten billion times. Like Justin Bieber does. Justin rocks the world. Justa bad boy scrapin’ fuzz. Off his cheeks and flapping fitties Fo’ a fuy […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

The Howlers Hush

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2016
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You lay don still naw. Ima map at brain. Find out jis haw naw. Is brain git lame. Maybe not yer brain naw. Eess somethin’ […]

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Caring Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Fuck You Are An Idiot

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2016
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One pleasant word. With the right intonation. A fucking pleasant word! Is this too much to mention?! A fucking pleasant word… Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Hurtsville

The Mindless People Steal

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2016
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It’s your mind. You can’t make it up. I wait behind you, Feelin’ a wee bit gruff. I’d like to tell you, That you’ve had […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

S’okay

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2016
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You smashed grandma’s van. S’okay. Hit a car wash hard. S’okay. Forgot, didn’t think to mention it. S’okay. Now you’re too sick to work. S’okay. […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Don’t Eat That Elmer, That’s Horseshit.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2016
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Creepy travels far and fast. Packaged in a stare that lasts and lasts. Hide yourself from here and fast. Oughta give that creep a blast. […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Two Shits Passing The Night

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 29, 2016
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There’s a bump in the road. A million or more. Holes in the hardtop, And animals, lord! The lines go all missing. Whitenoise still hissing. […]

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Awareness

I Know My Place And Yours Too

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2016
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Maslow had a hierarchy. You’ve got one too. Put some at the top and On the bottom put you. C’mon make a leg of yourself! […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

Hello Fellow Body Snatcher

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2016
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Your clothes are more you than your body. Your clothes won’t attack you. Won’t make you feel sad. Clothes won’t make you cry Every time […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

Everything Has A Sound Barrier

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2016
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You’re this tall, that’s it. Your guts a ball. Tough shit. You canna change it. Not today. That is, until you say… I’m gettin’ fat […]

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Assholes Annonymous Awareness

Know Yer Funnels

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2016
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Eye, you’ve got shit flyin’ in. Shit from every angle. Do ya see where it’s flyin’ in from? Thousand cow burgers. Three dollar water from […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

1 F.I.H.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2016
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One foot in heaven. One foot in hell. One stings at’s true. The other well… It’s a long, long story. Too long to tell. But […]

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Awareness

People Are Not Human

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2016
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You know thyself. At least know of thyself. And know of others. And know they don’t. Know themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Blessings Of The Ages

Guts And Brains

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2016
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Your stomach wants you to eat. Feet say sit on down. A healthy you says With this nose, Ima be a goddamn clown! Thank you, […]

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acceptence Ancient History

You And Your Body Are Two Beings

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2016
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He pointed at the alien. The alien pointed back. He frowned. It frowned. He ‘magined hurt. Lashed out so The mirror cracked. Thank you, friend. […]

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Confidence fair warning

The Boss Wasn’t Always

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2016
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Today they look right at you. You are a movie star. Respect and attention, you’ve got it. You know just who you are. But then […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Facination? They Had None.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2016
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Huh … said the dog. Wow! Said the cat. Lookie! Said the bird To the humans not looking back. All the people slept with Their […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

You Stay The Hell Away From Me, Y’hear?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2016
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Voice mail he don’t do. Don’t send any letters. Your cards and notes of well wishing Go to dumpster diving bet getters. Keep your waves […]

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Boredom Sucks

All Things To All People? Divide Your Happiness By A Million.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2016
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She said yes, she could. He said sure, he would. They smiled and said yay good! It’s settled. You’ll be this for me. I’ll be […]

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Critical Thinking

Rehabilitation Complete

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 20, 2016
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Sumbitch was a model prisoner. He ain’t take nor make no shit. Added two and two and try as he do, Could never get five […]

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Ancient History fair warning

Once The Army Went Through There Was Shit Worth Picking Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2016
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They lined up for their badges. With this one came a truck and cage. A rod and noose manager for animal rage. This one got […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

You Think I Do This For Me?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2016
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He hadda giva guy shit. Hadda lean on him a bit. So the beggar wouldn’t quit. Bet he didn’t know it. Buddy didn’t do it […]

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Awareness

The Cattle Moo On Mooving Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 17, 2016
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Oh anticipation, where art thou? Cantcha tell where this is headed? They form belowed lines and some double back, Destination still Fort Dreaded. Thank you, […]

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Shitty Ain't How It Always Is

The Fool They Take Me For

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 15, 2016
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No, he ain’t doin’ that. He ain’t goin’ there. He won’t say no. He just don’t care. Pretends he don’t hear. Pretends not to see. […]

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Boredom Sucks

Know You Don’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 14, 2016
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Let go of who you are Right now. Let go of who you are. You will be who you Are not. You’ll not be who […]

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fair warning

The World Is My Mother I Shall Not Want

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2016
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Eat these things made of dirt He said. And make yourself out of dirt. He said. But beware of dirt, Piled dirt can hurt. And […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Yabutt Can You Be Yourself?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2016
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These people needed him to like them. He didn’t, and he told them so. They’d call him mean and nasty. He’d have to stop them […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Dad I’ve Got Your Shirt On

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2016
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First you were a shyster. Then born again christian. But that dad thing had you baffled. Like hugs with strangers raffled For a buck to […]

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Awareness Courage

And Wee, Wee, Wee, Went The Little Pig. Even At Home.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2016
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Looking at the fall of Barry. Whispered to myself. Please don’t let me wind up here… Two old chairs and twenty four Luckys. Mama don’t […]

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