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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

On One Hand He Was Smart But The Beggar Had Two Hands

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 13, 2025
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Buddy knew shit about limitations. Knew they were there but didn’t pay them Much attention cause then they’d mention Hey Buddy look at me! Hey […]

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Do Ideas Have You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 12, 2025
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Buddy knew thoughts were really real. They manifest the power to hurt or heal. They jump from emotions Get mixed up in potions. Powder in […]

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Pray To The Earth

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 8, 2025
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Buddy knew God was a Wrong Assumption Whom took a lot of gumption To muster. You fuss sir. Turn your eyes to the heavens Mayhaps […]

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The Great Calendar Scam

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2024
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Buddy knew some Tuesdays Were other people’s Friday. And those same people’s Tuesdays Were oh, so very blue days. See, those days were pay days. […]

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Thirty Chances To Come Clean

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 7, 2024
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Buddy knew one time Didn’t do shit. You wanna make good, ya Gotta stick to it. Keep coming back Until you get it right. The […]

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Buddy Gave His Whole Damn Heart To The Force Of Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2023
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Thank you Lord, for saving my life. I wear that hat but something ain’t right. My thinking’s bin wonky. Shit’s hitting the fan. I gotta […]

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God’s Angry Eyes

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 20, 2023
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That sonofabitch wanted to eat him. That drooling sonofabitch! Buddy could feel bad breath on his neck. Could feel that hungry itch. The Sonofabitch felt […]

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My Lord, We Are Sufficiently Fucked.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 8, 2023
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Notes in a bottle Do not exist. Time, it turns out, Can be sufficiently pissed, You will insist. Time is working against you. Putting you […]

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The Seeds Of Mutiny

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2023
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He said there was a promised land. Where promises went hand in hand. They wound up places so unplanned And in that place topped up […]

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No Perky Girls Or Swollen Packages And No Damn Light In The Loafers

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 11, 2022
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Buddy didn’t believe the Earth was turning At one thousand miles an hour. And Buddy never thought he’d see the day Where idiots had the […]

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Please Bitch, Please!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 26, 2022
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You’ve got no right Just out of spite To say I am no fixer. I work these hands ’til blister. My friends, they call me […]

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God Had No Backs

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 3, 2022
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This house is your castle. Lord help those who hassle A man in his castle but One day you sold it and Wouldn’t you know […]

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God Doesn’t Laugh

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 29, 2021
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Humor has a side effect. It affects both top and bottom. Causes wretching and end of speech. So tell jokes if you got ’em. God, […]

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Give Us This Day Our Daily Dread

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 11, 2021
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He was one foot tall But not that small When it came to his size of alive. He lived large without any striving. He thrived […]

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So Invisibly Huge It’s There!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 11, 2021
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God doesn’t sell shit on his own. God stays put while you leave home. You on a bench while god does thrones. Buddy don’t rep […]

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Watchman On The Titanic

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 20, 2021
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Oh, the wind came up. Whipped the sea like a horse. Galloped on it’s last legs Blew us off course. The sails tried to drown […]

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Believe In Things Not People

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2021
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A car is worth money. A house is too. Those two things are Worth more than you. You are just a person. Persons need to […]

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Don’t Plead Guilty If You Ain’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2021
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They ask. Are you guilty? You say no. You say yes then There you go. On a new path. You don’t know. You’ve never been […]

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God Save Us Alcoholics

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2019
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Jesus knew how to use a drink. He didn’t think that men would sink To the lowest low. Jesus didn’t know. He was here to […]

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God Wouldn’t Get Five Stars

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 18, 2019
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Nope. Didn’t come to work. Too many times. God is good not great.

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Yesterday Exists Next Door, Next Door.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 15, 2019
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You won’t like where you have been. Boredom bile burns acidic sting. You’re fed up with everything. And murder’s on the rise. You are not […]

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Red Letter Days Can Begin Blue

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 14, 2019
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The shit can hit the absolutely shitiest fan. You can lose it all on an also ran. The worst can detonate your bullet proof master […]

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The Power Of No Thing

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2018
  • 1 comment

Underarms don’t stink because The owners of them think About today, who maybe drinks From the dankest, hairy sink? And then they drop a little […]

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Only You Can Prevent Random

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 14, 2018
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When this light flashed two times, He touched that. When that bar spun like this, He tapped that. Then a chime would sound and He’d […]

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Ch-Ch-Ch-Changing

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2018
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Today ain’t good and Tamorry ain’t no better. But what’s a couple changes to An old go getter? Go get this. Go get that. Hurry […]

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Lucky Is A Double Edge Sword

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2018
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Make it. Push it. Gobble yours up. Hard to get a handle on Bad ‘ol luck. Gotta make a place to park it. Or it […]

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Momma Mouse, It Wasn’t Me. Or Was It?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2018
  • 1 comment

We strolled through the evergreen grove. Little Touche and I. He’s a good cat and I’m a good guy. Neither cat nor guy that curious, […]

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In This Body-Bag You’re The Zipper

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 27, 2018
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They think you’re dead. Gurgle if you’re not. Cause if you don’t The beggars won’t Do shit. They’ll leave you zipped up tight.

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This Next Letter Will Change My World

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 28, 2018
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Virtual is as virtual does and ya Cannot stop just because The guy in front of you Hogan dos. If you do not know what […]

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God Could Love You

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 8, 2018
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Look into the mirror. That spot there in your eye. You look and look and the time it took, Don’t u wonder why? You took […]

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