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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

The Power Of No Thing

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2018
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Underarms don’t stink because The owners of them think About today, who maybe drinks From the dankest, hairy sink? And then they drop a little […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Only You Can Prevent Random

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 14, 2018
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When this light flashed two times, He touched that. When that bar spun like this, He tapped that. Then a chime would sound and He’d […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

They Took The Smartest Ones First

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 13, 2018
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They grabbed him by his Ipad. Dashed his brains out on a website. He’d sleep the sleep of the undead. And he starts this big […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Never Not Being Fooled

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2018
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World War One wasn’t world war one. World War Two was War Two Thousand. Human noses used to plough sand. Sand that won’t even stay […]

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Y'all Tered States

Whoa Motherfucker! They Said To Me!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 11, 2018
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They always said whoa to me. They said; Whoa behind my back. Said whoa, Without us, You’re facked. Said we ain’t helpin’ none You’re cracked. […]

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Boredom Sucks

If You Turn Sixty

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2018
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You better watch your mouth Cause shit heads south In a heartbeat. No retreat, In defeat. Cause you’ll meet A monster. It’s you sir. Or […]

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You Pain Attention?

Once You Learn To Spot A Bag Pilot

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 1, 2018
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See that thing You can’t unsee. Wherever you look, There it be. Occasionally wishing you Did not see it. That’d be freedom! To not see […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

Earth Is Flat. Life Is Round.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 29, 2018
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You can see that water is flat. It’s flat. It’s flat. Water’s flat. The earth is covered by water. So that is enough of that. […]

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Don't Copy This Self

The Devil’s In The Wee Tales

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 24, 2018
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Mama, she loves me. Wouldn’t hurt me none. She tells me, your Papa, Look what he has done. He cursed you. He hit you. Chased […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Does Loser Give Off A Smell That Only Losers Can’t Smell?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2018
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Malodorous. He was one of us and He held a high position. Ranking. High ranking. You hadda have the Right disposition.    

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Y'all Tered States

Marijuana – Wild Mexican Tobacco!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2018
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Oh, we gonna have some big fun tonight! Our cheeks will hurt. We’ll double dessert. People will stare. We’ll try not to care. ‘Cause there […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changing

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2018
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Today ain’t good and Tamorry ain’t no better. But what’s a couple changes to An old go getter? Go get this. Go get that. Hurry […]

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You Pain Attention?

Fuck You Tragedy And You Bastard Malevolence!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 6, 2018
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Jesus christ, he wanted to cry. He needed shouting in his ears why, WHY?! Fooled him bad, he didn’t even try To forgive them. Because […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Aquired Intelligence Deficiency

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2018
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You think you are smart. But you’re not. You think there’s more to get. So it’s got You. It’s illusion. The confusion. Of diffusion. Gotcha […]

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Response Able

They Have Swarm Intelligence And You Don’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2018
  • 1 comment

Your enemies are plotting your demise. They are fed up with your poorly crafted lies. Your legs had better work or your disguise Of being crippled […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

Give Placebo A Chance

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 2, 2018
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Love won’t hardly touch lower back torture. A friendly visit don’t do shit to fix that knee. You just need to take a walk. Maybe […]

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T'aint Really Really Real

Sorry Non Karmic Believers

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2018
  • 1 comment

Thank you mister po-po at the all vehicle check-check stop. Thank you for succumbing to Karma. Thank you pair of cops, out fucking the dog. […]

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You Pain Attention?

What It Is

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2018
  • 1 comment

Know ye how to disagree. It ain’t free. To disagree. Know the cost of disagreement. Know bereavement. Know what I’m leavin’ meant. You fucking idiot! […]

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fair warning

The Balance Sheet Of Love

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2018
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Love IN and Love OUT. Love IN first before Love OUT. Too much love IN, Get low love OUT. Low love left IN From too […]

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Everybody Git One Day

LSMA – Less Say More Action

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2018
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A closed pie hole saves Itself for pie. It doesn’t interfere. It doesn’t ask why. Changes what it can. Mostly changes pie. Doesn’t pick up […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Lucky Is A Double Edge Sword

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2018
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Make it. Push it. Gobble yours up. Hard to get a handle on Bad ‘ol luck. Gotta make a place to park it. Or it […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

There Is Ex Amount Of People And Less Amount Of Confidence

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 17, 2018
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You are. Pissed off. Rejected. Dejected. Reflecting. Deflecting. Absconding. Belonging. Get ahead now. Or dead how? It’s all the same. A bloody game. Wild then […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Get Yer Whirlwind On

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 16, 2018
  • 1 comment

You’re a sucker for punishment. A sucker for love. You have sucked from below. Want to try from above. It keeps coming around. And going […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

They’re Not Days, They’re New Dimensions.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2018
  • 1 comment

Man, you’ve got to work hard. On full re-tard. If you want to keep things the same. You have to clear the room every game. […]

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Shit Just Came To Me

If Yer Piss Is Toxic, Don’t Drink It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2018
  • 1 comment

Watch that bullshat coming out of your mouth. Some of it gets in your ears. To get that bullshat cleaned back out, Can take years […]

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Operating Systems

Just Know When You Enter The Spell Zone

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2018
  • 1 comment

Wait, there’s no one coming. Stop and go and stop. Not slow enough past a school. Withdrawal by the camera cop. People are tired. Some […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Jesus, The World You Made For Me Is So Fucked Up.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2018
  • 1 comment

Lawd… I pray… Please Lawdy hep me! I beg of you, get me through, Just this day and night! Please help me fight! Throw more […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Momma Mouse, It Wasn’t Me. Or Was It?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2018
  • 1 comment

We strolled through the evergreen grove. Little Touche and I. He’s a good cat and I’m a good guy. Neither cat nor guy that curious, […]

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You Pain Attention?

Zero Regretsville If Only You Get It

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2018
  • 1 comment

“If only.” Those were the words of wisdom my father passed on to me from his deathbed. Wha…? I remember thinking. Dad just gazed blankly […]

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It's All About Contrast

No Effen Cats On Counters!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2018
  • 1 comment

Everyone has a station in life. Some people live underground and toil their entire lives in tunnels. Other folks survive day in and day out, […]

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