Archive for November, 2019

Plead Innocent

Jesus christ Barry! What’d you do? Think shit through! Why don’t you… ?! Oooh ooh ooh! Jesus christ, you! You little shit! Now you’ve done it! Gonna be a hit With the belt boy…

God Wouldn’t Get Five Stars

Nope. Didn’t come to work. Too many times. God is good not great.

You’ve Been Changing Places In The Same Damn Spot

Sideways uses the second dimension. Did you know there is a third? You are not the same damn you each day You’re not, or haven’t you heard? There’s a fourth and fifth and Next to it, another. And another And another one after that Until you stop. Which you don’t.

Yesterday Exists Next Door, Next Door.

You won’t like where you have been. Boredom bile burns acidic sting. You’re fed up with everything. And murder’s on the rise. You are not surprised. For if you could, you’d turn back time. But that time is not this time line. That time is next door…

Red Letter Days Can Begin Blue

The shit can hit the absolutely shitiest fan. You can lose it all on an also ran. The worst can detonate your bullet proof master plan. And it can still be a damn good day. You have learned that was the price you paid. To be here right now and you think Holy cow! Today […]

God Is A Human

Buddy can run and jump and skip. Buddy ignores and gives a shit. Buddy takes charge and throws a fit. God doesn’t dare set foot In here. Buddy likes to wrestle problems really big. Buddy ain’t proud don’t need no fig Leaf him alone. Buddy’s on the phone. Get’n shit from home. His wife is […]

Sanity As A Fad

You happen to love, crazy. You listen here, crazy. You agree with some, crazy. You can’t stand, crazy. You kinda go, crazy. You like it there, crazy. You cachet, crazy. You won’t stop, crazy. You wonder some, crazy. Why do they call you Crazy?

All Hail The Getalongers!

He wouldn’t say shit If his mouth was full of it. Promoted, promoting. Can’t do his own thing. Why dear lord is he not on board. How come he won’t feed himself? He could deal the hand he was dealt. But he bends for others. And even his mother. Can’t imagine the emptiness felt.

Of Matters Not

They lie, they do and you stay true Even though it matters not. They have made their mind And while it seems unkind To them, it matters not. They see their way and pave the day With hard imagined facts. If you look away You will see that they Look a different way That sucks.

Can You See Around Your Imagination?

She was sad and he was mad. His boss was disappointed. Her sins had been annointed. Her spouse believed her. His kids did not. They could not know The web they’re caught in. It was their opinion. They made it real. And it was really bad.

The Law Is A Tall Building With Poor Folks On The Ground Floor

Hello says the guard from security. He wants to know your name. Wait says the guard from security. He’s curious why you came. You need to know somebody. Know their floor by heart. You need to know them well. Or you’ll soon depart. Fruitless, helpless, on the street. You won’t meet the peeps with Whom […]

Survival Of The Dim Wittedest

A rising tide Sinks some ships. The loosest lips Float asunder. Us under.

When Alcohol’s Not To Blame

God damn whiskey! Bastard beer! Shit head vodka! Christmas cheer?! Sorry I’m drunk now. Shouldn’t be here. Goddamn whiskey! Bastard beer! Don’t leave me Lucifer. I need your fear. Cause if you leave It’s only me here.

The Copy Cats Are Coming

You are you. You know that’s true. But you can be you Without you too. You can leave a sign. A note. A text. You can leave a message so perplexing That bafflement ensues. Now what do we do? When that you Is not you…

The Child Rearing App

Your last time to the play store. Down loaded, in settings. The features you’re getting. Hold on now, you’re betting The whole damn store. So tap on No Regrets. Check I’ll Take What I Get. Link your bank account. Check Max Amount. Apply for an overdraft. It’s a check mark, don’t be daft. Check reoccurring […]

How To Control Your Adolescent Child

Ain’t a gonna happen. Not today. Kid gonna do it anyway. Now they hate you. Off their Christmas list. Tried to help them. Now they’re pissed. You eff off. Stoo-pid you. Not gonna do it Like you do. You are wrong. Sing your sad song To someone else Because me… I’m out the choir.

The Hill Ain’t Comin’ Outa Billy

People came from far and wide. Wondered just how more ain’t collide. Some not born afore they died. Two little souls on board. Take them please dear lord. They go back now. Start agin. No recollection whar they bin. Come agin now son. Daughter come now. Member whar ya come from. Back somehow.

You’ll Be Backwards Going

You popped right and shit yourself. And you cried like a baby. You slept all day like a sucky tit. You were a rukus and I don’t mean maybe. We had to monitor you. Listen and watch. Thought stuff happened But we never caught ya Sneaking out at night. We knew that wasn’t right. Cause […]

Pee Tee Ess Double Dee

Just get covered in shit maybe once. That shit’ll make you feel so dunce like. You’ll be done with shit. But shit will see to it That yep, you’re done. You’ll be on the runny run. Watching this way and that way. Ah-voiding shit. And you’ll be in it. And not know…