Archive for November, 2019

Long Goodbyes

Okay, I love you and Good bye. Good bye. The weather is fine and Don’t lie, don’t lie. I know you don’t remember. Don’t remember, don’t remember. So you peat and repeat. Over and over and Even though you shoo’d me off Told me wait through spit and cough. Mom, I love you lots! The […]

Yippies Don’t Have Training Camps. Military Do.

You would flail in the arms race. Get off to a real slow start. Big opposition is a stiff wind. You are but a fart.

God Save Us Alcoholics

Jesus knew how to use a drink. He didn’t think that men would sink To the lowest low. Jesus didn’t know. He was here to sew Good not evil and Jesus wasn’t feeble. Handle his booze. Jesus didn’t choose To act the loser. Watch a box, ahh… Gotcha gotcha! Jesus ain’t hangin’ around!

Every Universe Is Micro Macro

It’s holograms all the way up Take a sup Fill your cup That’s enough. Now, look into the middle.

The Only Thing The Elite Run Is Their Mouths

Say what you want. Holding up a sign. That don’t work, have a little wine. Hold a dinner party. Three hundred bucks a plate. Hire a couple news people. Hold ’em at the gate. Make the beggars wait. Keep ’em til it’s late. Call yourselves the Builderburgers. Ya, give yourselves a name. Yard yourselves away […]

The Change Room

Off the field, down two flights, Dreams of days and fear long nights. This is where you claim your right To win and sin and then begin To compromise your fight. Here, you won’t sleep tight. You’ll strain with all your might. For post-game comes the fright. You are not so bright. That you light […]

Born Unnatural Liars

To grass, no… isn’t greener. In fact it’s waay obscener. Than just fibbing to yourself. Your self esteem will melt Into their cauldron. You’ll be solvent. Breaking down reality with A truth so all alone.

The Inventors Of Gods Can Fix The Climate

He turned to the East. And it was east. He turned to the West And it was west. Then he stopped right there. Said make a square. And that’s how we get ’round.

Counting Criminals

Buddy kytes checks til the chickens Come home to roost. Buddy doubles down like the gamblin clown He buys cars to boost. They ain’t doing time because Boat dem on the juice. They go full on out on account of Nothin can get loose. They are not like youse. They above the muse. Stay out […]

Plead Innocent

Jesus christ Barry! What’d you do? Think shit through! Why don’t you… ?! Oooh ooh ooh! Jesus christ, you! You little shit! Now you’ve done it! Gonna be a hit With the belt boy…

God Wouldn’t Get Five Stars

Nope. Didn’t come to work. Too many times. God is good not great.

You’ve Been Changing Places In The Same Damn Spot

Sideways uses the second dimension. Did you know there is a third? You are not the same damn you each day You’re not, or haven’t you heard? There’s a fourth and fifth and Next to it, another. And another And another one after that Until you stop. Which you don’t.

Yesterday Exists Next Door, Next Door.

You won’t like where you have been. Boredom bile burns acidic sting. You’re fed up with everything. And murder’s on the rise. You are not surprised. For if you could, you’d turn back time. But that time is not this time line. That time is next door…

Red Letter Days Can Begin Blue

The shit can hit the absolutely shitiest fan. You can lose it all on an also ran. The worst can detonate your bullet proof master plan. And it can still be a damn good day. You have learned that was the price you paid. To be here right now and you think Holy cow! Today […]

God Is A Human

Buddy can run and jump and skip. Buddy ignores and gives a shit. Buddy takes charge and throws a fit. God doesn’t dare set foot In here. Buddy likes to wrestle problems really big. Buddy ain’t proud don’t need no fig Leaf him alone. Buddy’s on the phone. Get’n shit from home. His wife is […]

Sanity As A Fad

You happen to love, crazy. You listen here, crazy. You agree with some, crazy. You can’t stand, crazy. You kinda go, crazy. You like it there, crazy. You cachet, crazy. You won’t stop, crazy. You wonder some, crazy. Why do they call you Crazy?

All Hail The Getalongers!

He wouldn’t say shit If his mouth was full of it. Promoted, promoting. Can’t do his own thing. Why dear lord is he not on board. How come he won’t feed himself? He could deal the hand he was dealt. But he bends for others. And even his mother. Can’t imagine the emptiness felt.

Of Matters Not

They lie, they do and you stay true Even though it matters not. They have made their mind And while it seems unkind To them, it matters not. They see their way and pave the day With hard imagined facts. If you look away You will see that they Look a different way That sucks.

Can You See Around Your Imagination?

She was sad and he was mad. His boss was disappointed. Her sins had been annointed. Her spouse believed her. His kids did not. They could not know The web they’re caught in. It was their opinion. They made it real. And it was really bad.

The Law Is A Tall Building With Poor Folks On The Ground Floor

Hello says the guard from security. He wants to know your name. Wait says the guard from security. He’s curious why you came. You need to know somebody. Know their floor by heart. You need to know them well. Or you’ll soon depart. Fruitless, helpless, on the street. You won’t meet the peeps with Whom […]

Survival Of The Dim Wittedest

A rising tide Sinks some ships. The loosest lips Float asunder. Us under.

When Alcohol’s Not To Blame

God damn whiskey! Bastard beer! Shit head vodka! Christmas cheer?! Sorry I’m drunk now. Shouldn’t be here. Goddamn whiskey! Bastard beer! Don’t leave me Lucifer. I need your fear. Cause if you leave It’s only me here.

The Copy Cats Are Coming

You are you. You know that’s true. But you can be you Without you too. You can leave a sign. A note. A text. You can leave a message so perplexing That bafflement ensues. Now what do we do? When that you Is not you…

The Child Rearing App

Your last time to the play store. Down loaded, in settings. The features you’re getting. Hold on now, you’re betting The whole damn store. So tap on No Regrets. Check I’ll Take What I Get. Link your bank account. Check Max Amount. Apply for an overdraft. It’s a check mark, don’t be daft. Check reoccurring […]

How To Control Your Adolescent Child

Ain’t a gonna happen. Not today. Kid gonna do it anyway. Now they hate you. Off their Christmas list. Tried to help them. Now they’re pissed. You eff off. Stoo-pid you. Not gonna do it Like you do. You are wrong. Sing your sad song To someone else Because me… I’m out the choir.

The Hill Ain’t Comin’ Outa Billy

People came from far and wide. Wondered just how more ain’t collide. Some not born afore they died. Two little souls on board. Take them please dear lord. They go back now. Start agin. No recollection whar they bin. Come agin now son. Daughter come now. Member whar ya come from. Back somehow.

You’ll Be Backwards Going

You popped right and shit yourself. And you cried like a baby. You slept all day like a sucky tit. You were a rukus and I don’t mean maybe. We had to monitor you. Listen and watch. Thought stuff happened But we never caught ya Sneaking out at night. We knew that wasn’t right. Cause […]

Pee Tee Ess Double Dee

Just get covered in shit maybe once. That shit’ll make you feel so dunce like. You’ll be done with shit. But shit will see to it That yep, you’re done. You’ll be on the runny run. Watching this way and that way. Ah-voiding shit. And you’ll be in it. And not know…