Crossing The Line by Barry Williams

Where’s mommy? There she is! Where’s daddy? At his biz. This thing just a little fizz! Mommy gets a little dizzy. Doctor’s getting pretty busy. Daddy’s sick and tired is he? Shoulda said I’m sick bit sooner. Mommy sways and sweats a spoona Second ticks by and They say goodbye To mom and dad. Why […]

He pointed at the alien. The alien pointed back. He frowned. It frowned. He ‘magined hurt. Lashed out so The mirror cracked. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Sumbitch took Bob’s rent. Sumbitch weren’t Bob’s landlord, ya? Bob want a double it up His rent. Bob feel electric luck He said. Advert told Bob COME! Spoil ‘im like he’s number one! For once. Bells and whistles, Winners yellin’ I WON! Bob is want the rent and bit more fun… But now Bob stinks […]

You must be a stupid bitch/bastard. You keep to yourself. It’s not you who saves the day. Must be some damn elf. No one needs to hear your shit. Wait till you’ve been asked. You’ve got two cents worth to give but Here they don’t do cash. Zip it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Jesus you don’t know. How far I go To make this show Of not knowing. I nod. I look away. I appear to be hearing every Word you say. Mmm hmm. Okay. You bet. Right away. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Aha, they know. Because they go. Where and when you go. Doan fret doh buddy but Yes, they know… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You’ve got your rules. I have mine and Where they twain Is mighty fine But fine ain’t fine Enough for time To bind these interactions. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

You, you got that swagger. That confidence and strength. You, you go the distance. To any goddamn length. You get shit done. And you have fun. Walking where they run. Ah lifey-life sister… Ain’t life so very grand? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

WHAT YOU FUCKING LOOKING AT! Like looking does something… Hey, LOOK OVER THERE! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

How does one know that they’ve fallen asleep? When they wake up. If they do… Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Walter, cancer got you. Wayne, a fucking shotgun. You two guys were both funny growing up. Now both you fucks are dead. I, thank fuck, am not. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks know responsible. They are responsible but not for missus pissy pants, jesus, what is it with people? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know better. They see a monkey doing and they see it doing it wrong. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks reminisce. They shoulda oughta done this, said that and not gone with the flow on account of the drain man, down the drain. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks are born accidently. They didn’t choose their birth location, family or sex but post accident is their fault. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have to work. They don’t get to, they have to which, right there is misdirection. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

I love you killer. Not because you kill. But because you don’t. Kill me Ivan. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

You can do more. You know it! A few moments, a friggin’ lifetime, Stretch it out now. Stretch it out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have patterns. They say the same words in sneakily new ways then are stumped when the same shit wagon appears. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

When ya make a mistake, Say Oh lawd’s sake! Do a double take. Maybe check yer wake. Miss yer next mistake. Do a double take. No, constraint ain’t fake… It’s a theory. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about judgement. They stand in it all day every day even though they can’t stand anyone standing in theirs. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Most folks know about regret. They wish they would have said this or done that yet next time it’s the same. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks get sidetracked. They imagine that they are on the mainline but back a ways was a switch. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

A mirror. Look in it. Squeeze out what ain’t you. Thank you, friend . Barry out.

Most folks are big talkers. They say this and say that but do nada. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have a worst enemy. They allow that ne’er do well full access to their pantry where the beggar cooks up schemes so wild no sane person would serve them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks are lamebrains. They usually don’t notice their lamebrainness though on account of being surrounded by cripples. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Most folks face challenges. They face them then look for a way around them on account of who, in their right frame of mind, gives such huge loads to such small horses? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know what was. They have way less info on what is or could be. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks get disappointed. They wanted. They wanted and forgot that shit don’t care one iota what they want. Thank you, friend. Barry out.