Archive for the 'Dense Is A Human Forrest' Category

When Your Own Teeth Bite You

Buddy hadda sore spot. Right about here. Catch a little grumble, Person come near. People lika toothache Thinkin’ not clear. Rumble in the younger and Gettaway from here. Less a tippa spear, More like de hando.

Habitual Insanity

Their driveway didn’t go to their house. They were a few bricks short of a load. Their lights were on but no one was home. They strolled in the middle of the road. Stupid was as stupid did. There were no sharp tools in the drawer. No matter what intelligence did The level of smarts […]

Dude Said Magic But I Saw Tricks

It was a bait the switch thing. See what for brings. Pappa gonna make them dance. Shit is so good, there’s no chance. They will ever find out This is a huge rout. Distraction the caption On all interaction Directing reaction So you’ve got the facts then Now you make a fool of yourself.

Free Pat King!

Dude refused to wear a mask. Vaccine? No, don’t even ask. Straight to hell and so damn fast. The entire world went with him. Honking horns in the Bays of Rigs. Uniformed cops make a wall of pigs. Bats and horses and injured victims. Cops advance to push and hit them. Canadian flags and national […]

Restless Natives Parade Please. We Need A Picture Of Every Face.

Firewood was chopped and stacked. Nothing needed gathered. Whoops of joy from the warriors mouths Music their conductors heard. How they felt was managed, true. But the warriors failed to see by whom. Who made the matters? That mattered, mattered most? And who laid this path for them, The path their leaders boast Was set […]

No Clowns On The Trap Ease

They were hanging by a thread. So far overhead Accentuating dread At every flip. What if they missed?! The crowd knew this So they watched intently The trapezers gently Raised this bar and Swung so far Tumbling through the air. They seemed to have no care Of their potential One slip, there goes The whole […]

There! Heard It Again!

Buddy wouldn’t listen and Neither would he Pay any mind to Is Buddy free? To choose and lose and Too much booze and Let’s go cruising No sense losing Our way out here now. We got lost on a one path trail And no one strayed cause we’re too frail All set their sights on […]

They Signed A Non-Disclosure About The NDA

There wasn’t much to talk about. When everyone had their say. There were polite hellos And hey, nice car! And isn’t this a wonderful day? And how are you I’m okay! And saying this many ways. So it doesn’t get boring. No one wants waring Ideas and thoughts or dirty talking. Ignore that filthy mouth! […]

Da Fuhrer Said

When I show my palm like this My dog sits down. When I make my palm a fist My good dog growls. Then I point to target The dog begins to bark at My pointing. Anointing. Another not yet bitten. But soon those teeth will get him. My dog will be forgiven He’s doing what […]

Stop Acting Human

Aliens were at the helm. Beggars were steering the ship. When and wherever love was noticed The aliens destroyed it. They hacked at hugs. Iksnayed kisses. Buddy, don’t show your face! Here, take a sharpie. Stab it deep and often. Then you regain your place. Here, in society. There you will quietly Join the non-human […]

The Ginormous Covid Wall

I will speak for you mom. I will tell what they have done. But I won’t tell them On the run Thankful that I have no one To blame but this great wall. The crash, I saw it all. The mindless, standing tall Of them, there is no call To hate the Germans. Seelmanns, Hermans. […]

If You Stay In Your Body

You’re not going to heaven. You won’t know dimension. You’ll come back again. And again and again. If you stay in that body.

Lying In Dishonor

Bitch’s lips were moving. She was grooving On the sympathy That only she Manufactured Cause she heard It’s a big thing If no thing Actually happened And she ends Trapped innit. Haha bitch.

Somewhere Time

Early or late, you could find this great And grateful man at play. He would play along all day. You would never hear him say That’s it, I’m done. No longer fun. No, I’m undone. No, on the run. Just nodding, plodding Knowing this and that. Knowing nothing’s right Til beheld by the beholder.

Stay At Homers

Oh, you people! Goddamn sheeple! You had to graze together! Do so-and-so whatever, You had to shop. You could not stop And think about the rest of us? Now no one here can ride a bus! There’s no more beaches! No more streets is Filled with people. Goddamn sheeple! Oh, you make me sick again!

World War Bug

Once upon a time In a land A land quite close to you. There lived a little nom de plume With nothing left to do But sneak inside And there collide With all that makes up you. It knows just what to do. Separate. Hesitate. Stops all hands from shaking. Quietly it’s baking A brand […]

Counting Criminals

Buddy kytes checks til the chickens Come home to roost. Buddy doubles down like the gamblin clown He buys cars to boost. They ain’t doing time because Boat dem on the juice. They go full on out on account of Nothin can get loose. They are not like youse. They above the muse. Stay out […]

How To Control Your Adolescent Child

Ain’t a gonna happen. Not today. Kid gonna do it anyway. Now they hate you. Off their Christmas list. Tried to help them. Now they’re pissed. You eff off. Stoo-pid you. Not gonna do it Like you do. You are wrong. Sing your sad song To someone else Because me… I’m out the choir.

When The Truth Comes Out

People are stupid. That’s what they think. Teatotalers pretending Like they never drink. They will raise a stink. If they’re on the brink. Of someone finding out What they really think. People are stupid. That median below. Where they gonna go? But up.

Nonsense Hiding

We don’t lie. Not this guy. Nor do I. And we don’t protest too much. We’re not out of touch. You can’t call our bluff. You two ain’t so tough. Silly Dunning and Kruger…

The Prisoner Of War Camp Looked Like Normal Houses

If you’re gonna have a battle Better choose sides because The long march will start and Nobody rides. Keep your head low. Take it nice and slow. Weapon up and go. Hide in the brushes. Hang up in the trees. Watchin’ all the soldiers Pillage as they please. Horror by decree. They won’t let us […]

You Just Won Six Hundred Thousand!

Off your neck. Off your neck. You could breathe much easier. If dude stepped off your neck. Off your back now. Off your back. You could walk much faster now. If dude gets off your back. Out your wallet and Out your bank. When four hundred bucks equals six hundred kay… You got lucky stars […]

Minutia On The Bounty

What matters more? Food or love…? Can you get either one from The Lord above? Does he smile on kindness? And frown on hate? Does God punish whiners? Can God relate? Does God say “Go in peace?” Will he force a body out? Can he summon up the wind To blow baddies about? Does he […]

Never Not Being Fooled

World War One wasn’t world war one. World War Two was War Two Thousand. Human noses used to plough sand. Sand that won’t even stay around ‘Til tomorrow. So save that sorrow and Look above the beach. Its within your reach. To see through their speech. When they lay their wreaths That they ain’t paid […]

Does Loser Give Off A Smell That Only Losers Can’t Smell?

Malodorous. He was one of us and He held a high position. Ranking. High ranking. You hadda have the Right disposition.    

When Our Side Rapes And Pillages, We Call It Liberation.

We beat them and FUCK THEM! We beat them, we did! Like old uncle Sid said, Fuck them, they wanna fight? They get what’s coming, right? Cause if they win, shit’s bad. They’ll fuck us, be glad. That we won Because son, They’re animals. So sad…  

Everyone Is Acting

Bitch was nice until familiar. She kinda lied alot and Could easily be caught Picking her nose. She was one of those Bitches I suppose Who could not close What she fucking knows Is a pie hole big enough to drown a horse. Which, of course She would do If it would put her through […]

The Whole Thing’s About To Go Nad

They waited four hours. ‘Til their phones went dead. No one mentioned anything Then one of the children said. What are we having for supper? And why is it so damn cold?! People were shocked by the little girl’s mouth, For which her mother scolded; Dammit! Watch your pie hole! Why don’t you go Back […]

Life Is 30% Showtime, 70% Advertisement.

Attention! Attention! Your attention please! Give it to us now, man. Keep nothing up your sleeves! You need none for yourself now. And none for your family. Give your attention All your attention… One hundred percent to me! I will set you free! From your attention.

Haunted Projects

This book’s writ but Ain’t writ right. Printed words need outa sight. Editor cannot smell the plight Of an author drowning in turmoil. Barry