Archive for the 'fair warning' Category

Jesus I Saw FaceBook And The Harvesting Heads

Lawdy, lawdy hep us. Save us from a byss. An lawdy if you can get them to Don’t treat us like this. That’d be good. Just don’t treat us like this. No mo’. Lawdy, lawdy. Pliss … Thank you, friend. Barry out.      

Livin’ At Inn Considerate

You move your lips. You offer tips. Off-handed quips. But I know this, Advice does piss You off. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Avatar One

You’re not here You’re here. You ain’t doing shit but Shit is getting done. Avatars for rent anda Sixth sense son. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Communicating With Crazy Folks

Shit was better left unsaid. He said. Don’t go aiming your lips toward Dead ears head. In the hope of discerning what The no lips read. Cause they can’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Fucking Stupid

Remorse sets in then Riga mortise. Don’t get the beggars Mixed up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

For The Children

Larry rots in prison. For his children. The pen is teaching Larry. For his children. Solitary confinement yo. For his children. Love coralled by bars. For his children. A penal system to warp him. For his children. His animal anger contained. For his children. Larry’s spirit broken. For his children. This man in THE man’s […]

The New Nigger, Cheatin’ Jewish, Commie Bastard.

Shit got you fired. Never hired. Counta wired. Chased by cops. A billion stops. And lawyer pops. No rent for you. Take’r damn kids too. And rotten jail fool. Now shit is cool… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Attention K Selected

He growled. Bared his teeth. The others growled too. They surrounded themselves and Outsurrounded you. You were one and them few. What can you do? But wake up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

This Fire You See One Time

Ablaze and One tough landing. That’s it we cash it in or Look a big damn hole to jump! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Icing Sans Applicator

No Shit’s given to Mr Insulation Mr Filtration Mrs Reduc-tion Mr Drive-thru-tion How shit work don’t care. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Lawdy Deez Flies Luh Dey Shit. Annit Same Shit Different Pie-oh.

Corruption was here first. Before the toast jam down. And once that beggar swirls Shit just keeps goin’ round. Round and round and Over and out. Corruption riding on a Herd of doubt. You heard about doubt? Oh its all about. All about clout. The clout of doubt and Corruption. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

Darbage Out

Take a back road. Take a slow road. Take a narrow road. Take an old road. But take it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Your Attention Please And Even If You Don’t

Look at yourself. Attention paid. Whatcha lookin’ at?! Wanna git dead? Loaded. Aim with caution. On purpose. Thank you, friend. Barry out .  

Anger Management Was Her Last Thought Just Prior To Eating Dirt

Your gauges are wonky They don’t measure shit. Even if they could What would they do with it? The glove don’t fit. You won’t equit. You won’t quit. This is it…! PULL UP! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You See The End Of Yer Problem When The Problem Is At The Beginning

Ya this thing is bigger’n you. You’re fixing to fix the end. But the end you’ll fix is the beginning of A challenge you don’t comprehend. These are clues you’re gathering up. They so quickly fill your cup Which runneth over just enough To blind you with a bluff A bluff so filled with guff […]

Shat Is Headed Yer Way. Okay?

You’re on the road. You’re on your way. Last thing you need At least today Is trouble. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Was The Name Of Asshole

Think for a minute and If you can’t then Asso be thy Name. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Sabotage, You Bastard! Who And Where Are You?!

Ya buddy did shit to himself. Didn’t know it was him Couldn’t find the slim Chance it could all be just him Doing shit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

The Astonishing Secret Called Recorded History

Oh you act the same my friend. As my friend the day before. And because you act this way my friend, If I ever need to settle a score, I could lie in wait for you my friend. On a path you choose once more. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Selling Yer Soul? Maybe Take Bids.

Too many human spirits on the market. Get an app and double yours for free. Nine ninety nine a month gets you Five additional spirits! Only one of which can ever be free. See? Workin’ lotsa human spirits Only one ‘a be thee. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Jesus Loves The Little Children But The Big Children, Not So Much.

Perfect babies will still throw shit All over the place if you let ’em. The secret is, you addict ’em to love. When they listen up give’em some. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Remember The War Cause Once You Forget, Somebody’s Gonna Get Hurt.

Everything breaks in And out. Over time it’s break in And break out. Break in the habits Break out celebration Cause you break in what The habits break out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

They Suggested Dude Do The Right Thing But Dude Wasn’t Taking Suggestions

When you see a mind made up LOOK AWAY! Lest your mind make up too. You’ll always know what to do. Every time! Always know what to say. No way! Way and always do the right thing. Less it changes… Course if things change then you’re screwed. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Real Easy Life Ain’t Worth Doin’

This rich person extinguished themself. … Coulda had houses. Coulda had cars. Coulda put hard cash down on the barrel head For a real nice ride to Mars! Coulda had trips. Coulda named their vacation. Coulda hopped a first class seat On any moving thing. To any damn destination! Coulda had fun. Coulda outrun The […]

At Times He Was Close To A Moron

Stupid doesn’t need you to try. Stupid rarely ever asks why. Stupid start to walk then flies. Stupid make a smart person cry. Stupid rocks low upon high. Stupid pulls a lid over eyes. Stupid says super size fries. Stupid done well can seem wise. Stupid. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Aquarium Water Sans Filter

They shat where they lived. Hauled shat in sacks around their necks. That shat changed the smell of everything. Everything smelled like shat. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

What Will Your Production Do, Kiss Or Bite Your Arse?

You makin’ waves. In deep water. You can swim Or at least you ought to. Swim to safety Far from your swell Leave the rest To float in hell. Cause you’re that kinda savior. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Rage: Cleanup On Isle Life

You’ve got my number. Why don’t you call it? Could it be it’s not my number That you’ve got? Maybe you are run down. Or maybe you should be. And maybe you wonder if it’s me Behind the sharp wheel tracks you sought. You’re entering Deservesville. Get your just reward. It’s coming fast and hard […]

Mutiny On The Boundary

You’ve got your limits. I have mine. And it’s my job to ensure they Never twine. They must not align. So don’t be tryin’. To be combinin’, Your mornful whinin’. With my fake cryin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

It Was Twenty-Four Servings Of The Blood Of Christ So Slewfoot YOU STAY AWAY!

You got your clear holy water. You got your red. Might be colored holy water, Might be wine. See wine fuck you up Holy water too. But both need Help to get In you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.