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You Could Be A Million People

  One second later and you wouldn’t be you. The person who’d be here would stand in for you. No one would know that you didn’t arrive. You wouldn’t know you weren’t alive. It’s still the same each and every day. You might wake up but another you stays Dead. And will stay dead until […]

Intelligence, Your Mom And Daddy Made. Persistence Is Yours Alone.

  You don’t have to stop when they say stop. You don’t have to quit when they’re all done. The towel is yours to throw in or not throw in, You don’t have to walk when you must run. Their dreams aren’t your dreams if you don’t want them. Their truths ain’t your truths unless […]

The Tinker’s Damn

Great grandaddy spoke to him Through genes and genes and genes. Those genes they brought their own message Through memes and memes and memes. Grandaddy spoke loud. Grandaddy spoke clear. Said Barry, like this color and Barry, drink this beer. Grandaddy said boy you man. You me. And all the things I could not be. […]

And Everybody’s Anchor Was Behind Them. Get It?

Yer baggage. It’s draggin’. Carryin’ capacity laggin’. You’re shy then. You struggle. Living in yer bubble. Getting in your eye. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Strap In

It’s a ride now Put your thing down. Put your thing down or Fall out. You’re scaring people. Put your thing down. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Crowd Comeuppance

Jesus you don’t know. How far I go To make this show Of not knowing. I nod. I look away. I appear to be hearing every Word you say. Mmm hmm. Okay. You bet. Right away. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

This Fire You See One Time

Ablaze and One tough landing. That’s it we cash it in or Look a big damn hole to jump! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

I Was Wrong. Life Is War.

Evolution is revolution. March just not in rows. Advance do they the enemy. Give ’em hell sans morose. Freedom purchased with blows. Blows from lawdy knows What hit ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Stick Together. Now Blend. Stick Together. Now Blend.

Ah you’re not alone. Even if you are. What about that third man? Man smellin’ stars? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Some Fools All The Time. Sometimes Part Time Fools.

Count those beads. Pack that punch. Have some funny shaped grass For lunch. It’s okay. You’re okay. Just look away when The beggars say You’re not. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

He Wasn’t Emoting, He Was Moting. Building Himself A Big ‘Ol Moat.

Ya hide. From everyone and you. It’s gonna hafta do. You’ve learned it through and through. But if it’s what you’ve gotta do, Maybe try it with less boo hoo. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Unconditional Wow

Shit doesn’t matter. Choose either slit it’s fine. You’re a particle you waver You’re making up this time. Make a bunchofit if you want. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Don’t Start Using My Love For You To Make Yerself Feel Good

You’re on your own. Dammit you’ve known. You cannot hone Your skills alone You need this clone To come un doan. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Lacking In Vitamin B Shut Up

Many folks should be singers. They can’t sing though so they talk in circles and chant the chorus, the chorus. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Cappy Jumping Overboard Is A Sign To Abandon Ship

Someone knows something first. They keep it to themselves. Don’t wanna scare the tiny tykes, Disturb the little elves. Cause elves can’t handle scary stuff, The stuff that makes the world. No elves hate bad and bearers of it, Truth makes wee elves hurl. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Evil Will Not Stay In

Most folks want comeuppance. They want there to be a god of fair and they wish the god of fair good timing like good! suck on this instant karma ya crazy bastard! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Assholes Reveal Themselves, Treat Them, Treat Them, Treat Them!

Most folks appreciate clean. They understand that clean shouts many things which are heard but never spoken. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Health Over Finance Every Day

Most folks are alive. They are not knowingly teetering on the very brink of disaster even tho’ they are. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Of Course Voting Works But For Whom And How Come?

Most folks shave. They strip their hide of natural fur on account of hair having a time and a place. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Only Right Now

Most folks want to be right. They feel better when they are right even if their right is absofuckinglutely wrong. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Crazy Things Were Said But Not Remembered

Most folks are being tricked. They are being tricked by their own brain which is filtering way more out than it leaves in. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Rent

Many folks know about ownership. They understand that ownership means not paying for anything once it is owned and they’re wise enough to understand that ownership can never occur with houses or autos or bank accounts. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Easily Read Twenty Four Books a Year Using This Toilet Training Technique

You still have to pull your pants down Lets say you go to the bathroom. And like most other full of crap folks, you squeeze out two number twos a day. There, you’ve already got the makings of your own poop learning center. Garbage Out & Good Stuff In Statistics about learning / reading for […]

Amusement Parks & Greeting Cards Are Emotional Vampires

When was the last time you were really afraid? And by afraid I mean OOGA-BOOGA afraid, not just your run of the mill high anxiety, heart attacking fear of death, taxes, and regular terror afraid. For many folks, I bet their answer would be the dread they recall experiencing at a recent horror movie or […]

My Secret Blog Idea Plan – How To Appear Extweemly, Extweemly Intelligent

Original ideas are a dime a dozen. Here is my formula for faking new perspectives: I think of something: for example (cars) and ask my mom and dad: (wikipedia and google) about it. They tell me lots of stuff no one should ever have to know about something – let’s say automobiles. I look for […]