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Month: September 2012

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Letters Of Accreditation AND Redemption – All@OneLowPrice!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 29, 2012
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Many folks are trying to buy their way into the hereafter. They don’t realize that if it is possible to pull that trick off then […]

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Talking Heads Can Say What They Want Till The King Aloot Owns Their Noggin

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 29, 2012
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Many folks think we are free to speak as we please. They forget that if someone in power don’t appreciate their yippy-yap then freedom really […]

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The Only Pain That Can’t Be Ignored Is A Great Big Pain In The Yarse

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 29, 2012
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Many folks yearn to understand themselves. They employ mirrors of all kinds to reflect their livelihood and hopefully illuminate that place where they supposedly fit […]

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Awareness

Then The Marked Child Got Thrashed In The World For Now He Was A Marked Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 29, 2012
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Many folks had wonderful childhood experiences. They remember playing and hanging out with their friends and everything seemed kind of idyllic because people got along […]

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Horrible Or Horrific, Pick Your Word… That’s The Kind Of Day We Can Have

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 28, 2012
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Most folks experience times when things don’t work out. They try to take it in stride and let bygones be bygones but holy Jesus when […]

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Awareness

We Finally Collared Rabid Lassie When She Knew She Had Us Licked

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 28, 2012
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Most folks know a boat can’t leak forever without bailing. They understand that at some point the water pressure outside matches the water pressure inside […]

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Awareness

So Their Dog Stomped Around The House Until Someone Let Him Have His Way

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2012
  • 2 comments

Many folks have children. They understand that there needs to be ways for kids to express disapproval that doesn’t involve shouting. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Detesting Is Good. Protesting Bad. Shunning Is Good. Destroying Bad.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2012
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Many people are upset with things as they are. They imagine that if they just bust a few aggressive moves (and some think windows) or […]

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Awareness

I’m Totally Serious. Until Someone Says Go No One Is Moving A Fucking Inch.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks live by other people’s rules first. They think if Joe or Sabrina is content then there’s a good chance that they might enjoy […]

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Alcoholics Hold Yer Head Up. There’s No More Money On The Ground.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2012
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Many folks have experienced poverty. They realized their choices were limited but nevertheless, they had choices and that was a good thing to remember when […]

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Awareness

The Thread Bearing Now Is Better Off Twisted To Handle The Weight Of The Past

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2012
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Most folks understand fibbing. They had to stretch the truth once and nobody died so it seems silly not to smooth reality over with a […]

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Awareness

Don’t Say Shit You Don’t Mean And Don’t Say Mean Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2012
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Most folks watch what they say. They avoid speaking about subjects that go too deep thereby nimbly jumping life’s big thinking candle stick. Thank you, […]

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When “Games” Are Worth Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars Those Aren’t Games

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2012
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Many folks follow sports. They take it so seriously that when their team loses they lose & sometimes its their money and sometimes they lose […]

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Yah We Are In The Same Boat Madam, But You Ma’am, You’re On Deck

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2012
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Most folks have no exit plan. They don’t have an emergency plan either because aren’t the two of them connected and if the shit hits […]

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Whisper, Disper. Spch Spch Spch.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2012
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Most folks keep secrets. They don’t realize that the more stuff there is that can’t be said the less everyone says about stuff that can […]

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Any Alcoholic With The Net & A Working Wife Can Do What I Have Done And More

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2012
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Many folks are acquainted with doing fuck all. They screwed the pooch on more than one occasion some time in the past but saying anything […]

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Real Cancer Okay. Fake Cancer Uhh, No.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2012
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Most folks know about fatal diseases. They have been told about them every which way from Sunday but they’d really like to avoid the beggars […]

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Awareness

Tomorrow Is A Full On Project Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2012
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Many folks practice procrastination. They seldom perform it enough to actually master it but most can belt out a few hollow promises if need be. […]

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Awareness

With A Small Sense Of Graphs The Future Is Semi-Predictable

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2012
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Many people know when they’re fucked. They get that ‘look’ that this here’s a dead end and they doan wanta turn back but turn back […]

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Being “Tamed” Sure Ain’t Normal And It Don’t Always Last Forever

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2012
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Most folks know about circuses. They understand that animals are snatched from the wild and brought into these cages to have their spirits broken just […]

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Day Two Of Dodgeball Don’t Have The Same Feeling

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2012
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Most folks know about competition. They understand the dog eat dog thang and know without a doubt that it applies to themselves & their cohorts […]

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Awareness

When Playing Is More Important Than Winning

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2012
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Most folks are right into sports. They play for exercise and the comrade-re of team mates but for someone to say they want to win […]

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Awareness

Yes This Message Is Channeled. Straight From The BullShit Channel.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2012
  • 4 comments

Most folks are hoodwinking themselves. They don’t really want to be pulling their toques on backwards but if everyone around them prefers invisibility then quite […]

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Awareness

Country Bumpkins Deserve A Wee Bit ‘O Slack, Wouldn’t Y’all Agree?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2012
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Most folks want to prove how smart they are. They don’t realize that gods give the biggest loads to the biggest horses because it’d be […]

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Measure The Trouble That Never Happened And It Will illuminate

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2012
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Most folks have almost knocked something over. They came so close to causing grief that they could taste it but immediately after their near catastrophe […]

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Life Don’t Have “Days Off”

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2012
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Many folks work for the weekend. They do what they do to live not to LIVE and that’s very unfortunate because any one here on […]

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Awareness

A Good War Needs Organized Forces And Plenty Of Smoke And Mirrors

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2012
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Most folks only consider their side in a battle. They don’t think about whether their opponents are working some game plan that entails doing their […]

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The War On Drugs Is Lost, Lost, Lost But The War On Freedom Is OH EN BAY BEE!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2012
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Most folks do not do drugs. They might drink a little booze and pailfuls of caffeine but they wouldn’t be caught dead injecting hopium. Thank […]

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Awareness

Most Prices Double Every 10 Years. Just How Is That Low Inflation?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2012
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Many folks know about Kraft Dinner. They first purchased it because it was orange and cheap but now to get that same fix a hungry […]

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Awareness

Then Everyone Was Punished Cause One Of Them Done Wrong

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2012
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Most folks guess at parenting. They have to learn the hard way that spanking every one because someone screwed up isn’t just silly, it disturbs […]

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