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Year: 2015

Ancient History Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Many Fingers Glove Of Mankind

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2015
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Humanity,  he said. No one says humanity … Ats the hard part of an egg. The sole of a shoe anda What can be done […]

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Boredom Sucks fair warning

Avatar One

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2015
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You’re not here You’re here. You ain’t doing shit but Shit is getting done. Avatars for rent anda Sixth sense son. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Ancient History Awareness

The Energy Unstorer

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2015
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There was a meat pill. A celery pill. And pills made outa water. He squeezed one into The other’s shape but it Didn’t go down […]

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Confidence It's All About Contrast

You. Regulator.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2015
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Reality is one way. You are another. A babe of Mrs. Nature but She is not your mother. You march to a walking sound A […]

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Hurtsville

It’s Always You

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 29, 2015
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You go. You do. It’s you and all things that matter to you. Those things are important. They need attention. They don’t need me and […]

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Boredom Sucks Dense Is A Human Forrest

When Time Gets Hooked On You

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 27, 2015
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He didn’t do it. The guy could prove it. He didn’t move it. It really moved him. Away from home now. Not alone wow. Sad […]

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Hurtsville Shitty Ain't How It Always Is

One Time Two Times

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2015
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Shit needs two dimensions only To go absolutely sideways. Give it four or five dimensions Shit be sideways always. So… look out! You newby tenth […]

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Awareness fair warning

Communicating With Crazy Folks

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2015
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Shit was better left unsaid. He said. Don’t go aiming your lips toward Dead ears head. In the hope of discerning what The no lips […]

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Boredom Sucks

Automatic You

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2015
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Sure shit changed. Which was bad for Constant. Who needed everything the same. Be predictable. Like static. Oh Boring, she’s very so glad you came! […]

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Critical Thinking Shit Just Came To Me

Entanglement Large

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2015
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She got herself mixed up in shit. A loop-de-loop with a little twist. A cord wrapped around a nothing knob A no step step to […]

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Ancient History Boredom Sucks

Standard Madness

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2015
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Not one shadow. No one noticed. Said here look. Still, choices. Unbidden. Voices. Shhh… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Hurtsville It's Economics Man

No One Waiting When Dude Got Down. Maybe He Shouldn’ta Come Down.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2015
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Today don’t matter. Today ain’t nothin’. Goin’ too smooth. Gonna rough it. Maybe tough it. Outa here. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

There’s A Dark Light Shining Behind Your Eyes

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2015
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You look out. No really, look out. You point your peepers and Dark energy sings. It wants to bring What you see. Thank you, friend. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural It's All About Contrast

Your Phone Is Dead. Your Payment’s Late. What’s A Good Phone To Do?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2015
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Oh if dad were alive He’d know what to do. Dad’d know what to do. He’d start with a bitta wet wood And, A few […]

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Courage

Failing Well Means No Suicide When Once Again, You Fail.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 22, 2015
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Jesus fucking christ! Talk about tying your kangaroo down Sport. Why do kangaroos need tying down Sport? Well, if’n they ain’t tied down They bounce […]

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Awareness

You Don’t Eat What You Want

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 21, 2015
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You want what you eat You don’t speak of Nothin’ other. Causa squeakin’, squeakin’. Squeakin’ by. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Courage Critical Thinking

Calender Happiness

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 21, 2015
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Oh jesus Crazy Joe. Crazy Joe don’t know. How da calender go. Crazy Joe don’t flow. Don’t hussle mo’. No to and fro. Honey catch […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Double Blind Scientist

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 21, 2015
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Oh fuck he talked. A mile a minute. There weren’t no scenes Without him in it He don’t account For observer effect He engineer a […]

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Courage Shitty Ain't How It Always Is

Fear Itself Is Enough

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2015
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Shit’s already bad enough. You don’t have to make it up. Shit’s runnin’ over cup. Whaty-what-what? Whaty-what? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Your Pat, Your Pat, You’re Pattern My Friend.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2015
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Look now. Now look. That tree you shook Isa shakin’ hands witha Zillion clans who all made plans To be here with you Now. Thank […]

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Boredom Sucks Courage

A Mestache For Mikey

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2015
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Some faces just messed up. Going for the owner is tough. They say enough’s enough! Stop staring or shit gets rough. Come there ‘n call […]

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Ancient History Courage

He Let His Cats Do Shit BECAUSE He Knew It Was Wrong

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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Fuck the furniture. Getta new chair. Not maybe new but No shit be hangin’ there. ‘Nen someday git square Wit Square Gitters. Thank you, friend. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Brang Yer Own Self Home

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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Got your specific number. Got your specific  name. Got your specific entourage. You got that specific game. You play. I’m out. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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It's All About Contrast

Madam, If You Are Dead Stop Laughing!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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Life starts. Hope it overlaps. Then it kicks your arse when Life’s the craps. But you don’t wax. Life packs unpacks. Your bags. Thank you, […]

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Boredom Sucks

I Don’t Need You And Maybe Me Too

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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Ya got the smell of Sheep onya boy. The smella sheep Smellin’ sheep. Boy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks

They’d Be Sprayed With Ideas Til They Lost They Mind

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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Git me away from you. Don’t ask me what to do. I can’t even see through The place you want me to. Thank you, friend. […]

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fair warning

Fucking Stupid

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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Remorse sets in then Riga mortise. Don’t get the beggars Mixed up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Courage Critical Thinking

Fat Fingered Frank

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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They were thick as thieves. Maybe thicker’n at. They had so many fronts Their front was a back. Frontanda back frontanda back They were side […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural Hurtsville

Shit Ya There Was A Gang War And One Gang Had All The Guns

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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A red bandana. Dude got dead cause he ignored The rule about red bandanas. On this turf no bandanas. Badges on hats and epaulets. Spit […]

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Critical Thinking fair warning

For The Children

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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Larry rots in prison. For his children. The pen is teaching Larry. For his children. Solitary confinement yo. For his children. Love coralled by bars. […]

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