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Month: June 2015

Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

So

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2015
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So’s that yer dog? Yer fog leapin’ dawg? Yer dog bitin’ frightnin’ deepin’ dawg? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Courage

Ship Captain You Can Do It!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 29, 2015
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Most folks lose their way. They hopefully forgot were they were going rather than didn’t have a plan to go anywhere. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Ancient History

When Beserkers Go

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2015
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Many folks recognize crazy. They see crazy for the awful parasite it is and slowly but surely starve that evil bastard to death. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

How To Be Friends With Yer Friend’s Enemies

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2015
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Most folks have family. They have them and have almost zero control of them once they’re had. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Courage

Dude Was Compared To Ol’ Mark Twain And Mostly Lucifer

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2015
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Most folks have a doppelganger. They hope like the dickens their doppelganger isn’t a rat or a horse’s ass. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking

The Sleeping Dog Kicker

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2015
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Many folks can leave well enough alone. They don’t fancy jousting angry bears with suddenly too flimsy sticks and they imagine a million voracious flies prying […]

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acceptence

These Tools Pointed Directly To The Shadow, Not The Shadow Caster.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2015
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Most folks know what was. They have way less info on what is or could be. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

There Is No Sense Saying You Don’t Want To Play

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2015
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Most folks are involved. They either know they are involved and want to be or don’t know they are involved and whatever. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Biological Tools Critical Thinking

Be Brutally Honest With People And They Will Know For Sure You Are Lying

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2015
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Many folks can keep a straight face. They might be busting a gut on the inside or figuratively rolling in the aisle & howling madly […]

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Awareness Biological Tools

Don’t Piss In The Tall Grass Where Yer Walkin’ Cause While Talkin’ You’ll Walk In, It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2015
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Most folks fart. They try to fart alone which, if they can, is good and if they can’t, is bad. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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fair warning

He Said Tell Me Again In Boozeman Terms

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2015
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Most folks have a lingo. They often say what they mean in round about ways making dizzy listening more likely. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Screw Disappointment, Go Straight To Hell.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2015
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Most folks have broken promises. They broke them as they were making them then slipped on their breakage and broke more stuff. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness Biological Tools

Get Lost. You’ll Find Stuff There.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2015
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Most folks are forgetful. They get multitasking and go one task over the sweet Jesus line. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Confidence Critical Thinking

It Was A Warning Shot Across The Bow But Dude Thought HA HA, Missed!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2015
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Many folks anticipate. They get in the short line rather than the long line and they guess what others might be guessing on account of […]

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Critical Thinking

Broke Versus Poor

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2015
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Most folks have done without. They worked around whatever they wanted but couldn’t have and if they didn’t want what they couldn’t have they were […]

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acceptence fair warning

Way. Shit Is A Certain Way. Way.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2015
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Most folks get disappointed. They wanted. They wanted and forgot that shit don’t care one iota what they want. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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acceptence Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Today Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2015
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Most folks know about calenders. They call the same day a bunch of different days and hang numbers and groups and “year of” crap all […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

Cash Flow King And Shit Flow Prince

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2015
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Most folks know time is money. They understand that their time is worth little and other people’s time is worth a lot. Thank you, friend. […]

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Critical Thinking Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Study Non Assholes To Learn How They Fake It

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2015
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Most folks have gotten angry. They got angry then over it then angry now this. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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fair warning

Shit Turns. Can You Take A Corner Now?

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2015
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Most folks know what to do. They could do it in their sleep and often do which is why they’re played out. Thank you, friend. […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Piece A Pipe Hangin’ Down. He Bang His Head. Not Once But Thrice!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2015
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Oh you don’t know. What you don’t know. Cause if you did know what You can’t know then by lawdy you would know. Thank you, […]

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Perseverence

HELL YA! At’s What De Olte Guy Said… “You’ll NEVER Figure Life Out!”

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2015
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Life is a no edge puzzle. You’ve been asked to put together. At least as much as you can. Even if you have to force […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When You Can Piss Where You Want

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2015
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Most folks can hold their pee. They squint their eyes and cross their legs while gritting their teeth and thinking hard, hard, hard about not peeing. […]

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Awareness Biological Tools

He Had A Bad Habit Of Picking Up Bad Habits

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2015
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Many folks keep their distance. They don’t have to be told to stand clear, they just imagine how far they could spit doubled. Thank you, […]

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Biological Tools Courage

Knock, Knock, Knock. There’s No One Home!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2015
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Most folks take things as they come. They never imagine changing the order of the things coming or avoiding them altogether on account of there […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

You Said I Could. You Said I Could! You Sure As Hell Said. I. Could!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 22, 2015
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People that take permission need permission. Need it like a dancing monkey needs an organ grinder. They’ll get yer permission to take yer permission away […]

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Awareness

Ya Heaven, He Seen it. Heaven’s Fool Right Now.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 22, 2015
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Before there were fads there was a thing called fads. Shit fell right into place. Like a nose, lips and pimples all belong Up someone’s […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Attention Barry Williams: They Want You In Pain.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 22, 2015
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Most folks know about suffering. They don’t want to and they don’t want anyone else suffering so they slather on the paying for the pain. […]

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Critical Thinking

Turns Out He Wasn’t Depressed He Was Dismayed. People Really Were That Stupid!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 22, 2015
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Pretend you are in love and you are. You love this place. The way yer hair goes just so. The way yer close friends go […]

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fair warning

Seeing The Future Sucks

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 22, 2015
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Yer going too fast for this corner. Yer not going to make it. You left ten, ten, ten minutes late! Now yer not gonna make it. […]

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