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Month: January 2016

Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Watch Out For Invisible Dragon Shit. It Will Hold You By The Cave Mouth.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 27, 2016
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He was hot to listen to. His gaze was hard. And he spoke real slow On full re-tard. He looked away but Right around and […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest fair warning

No Pill For Stupid

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 27, 2016
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Squeezed into you. One eyelock at a time. To them it’s just another game. To your mind it’s a crime. Don’t look up. Don’t speak […]

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Rulers Have Guns And Big ‘Ol Stuns

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 26, 2016
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One bush. One tree. A thick one yes? Hiding three dimensionally So look their best. You will not be found. Because you’re not a-round. You’re […]

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Caring Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

What Is Needent Be

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 26, 2016
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Jesus she howled at mother nature. Bitch got her outa bed. Kicked at the cats and Cursed because that’s How you get things to Go […]

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It's All About Contrast

The Investment

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 26, 2016
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A blow-up bed that Wouldn’t stay blowed up. Bills stacked up to the sky. Tracks in the snow not made by he And no one […]

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Ancient History Response Able

Keep A Bit Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2016
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He went one arm deep. Just one arm deep. Even through culture’s creep. Gott-em one arm deep. He fought sometimes to keep Keep most of […]

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acceptence Operating Systems

Crowd Comeuppance

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2016
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Jesus you don’t know. How far I go To make this show Of not knowing. I nod. I look away. I appear to be hearing […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Yeah Well This Ain’t The Real World Buddy Boy!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2016
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Joe’s angry but he don’t look it. Laura didn’t buy her house. And here Loser Larry barks real loud But at home El El is […]

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Awareness Boredom Sucks

Sure The Shinola Shone But This Shinola Smelled Like Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2016
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Don’t look at me without paint. Painted peepers all around ‘cept for The little you what ain’t. Covered up more’n ain’t. So sad the whole […]

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Courage It's All About Contrast

Problem Solving Skills Birthed From Blood, Sweat And Tears.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 24, 2016
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Shit storms don’t end they Just let up for a bit. And if you are the talented type You can sneak between the shit Droplets […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Lord He Did Not Shine Like His Trumpet

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 20, 2016
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A whistle came out That was never really in and the whistle seemed bent on The base of his chin. But, try as they might […]

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fair warning Sad Times at Human High

People Soon Were Not Impressed

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 20, 2016
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Ah today comes. This day when shit hits The me fan me fan. Where dreams burst and A brilliant future gets Washed away in the […]

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Ancient History Hurtsville

A City Of A Million People Up In Smoke!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 19, 2016
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Every thirty seconds! A gun in someone’s mouth. A noose turn-ing lights out. A spike shaken without. A pill to stop the shout’n. A city […]

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Ancient History Critical Thinking

My Lord One Of Him Was Crazy

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 19, 2016
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When I’m me I sometimes feel stupid. Not for me but another me. The me that gets drunk and spills our beans. Same as every […]

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Shitty Ain't How It Always Is

This Better Not Be Thinking Clearly

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2016
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Fuck scrapes hurt. Better a clean cut or Shot through and through. Cause scrapes tend to remind, You’ve got bark missing, you. But… a few […]

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Critical Thinking Long Term Thinking

With The Mights He Shared His Body

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2016
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Maybe tomorrow no carnivore. Maybe later take a break. Maybe someone never notice the Promises they break. Or the toll that it takes. The shit […]

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Courage It's All About Contrast

Meef Irst

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2016
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He couldn’t even say it. It would fill him too much up. There was nothing to run over. There weren’t no goddamn cup. He was […]

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Boredom Sucks Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

If Ya See The Punch A Commin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 18, 2016
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Oh indicator past. Could ya meet your match And twisty turning snatch A present from a blast Of future? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove fair warning

Jesus I Saw FaceBook And The Harvesting Heads

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2016
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Lawdy, lawdy hep us. Save us from a byss. An lawdy if you can get them to Don’t treat us like this. That’d be good. […]

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Boredom Sucks Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

God Don’t Look At Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2016
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Shit in you’re eye. Shit make you cry. Maybe question why. Evolution sly. Hey who that guy? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Blood Boils

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2016
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Once you loved me. Now you hate. Ain’t love just a Swinging gate? Sufferin’ state? You can’t wait To stab me. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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acceptence Dense Is A Human Forrest

Sometimes Only The Phone Was Listening To Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2016
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Aha, they know. Because they go. Where and when you go. Doan fret doh buddy but Yes, they know… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking fair warning

Livin’ At Inn Considerate

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2016
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You move your lips. You offer tips. Off-handed quips. But I know this, Advice does piss You off. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

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Boredom Sucks Critical Thinking

Lawdy Open Up Dem Good Luck Taps

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2016
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This road he hoed. Knowed where it goed. Like he’d been told A thousand times. Be a good boy, boy. Like chips ahoy! Be careful […]

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acceptence Ancient History

But Not In Fronta Muh Face

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 7, 2016
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You’ve got your rules. I have mine and Where they twain Is mighty fine But fine ain’t fine Enough for time To bind these interactions. […]

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Awareness Boredom Sucks Courage

My God! Fuck CERN! No Heaven?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 4, 2016
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Oh don’t you say this is it! It’s not! Can’t be! Shan’t be! Say it ain’t ought! No ma’am! What now? Next…? Thank you, friend. […]

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Critical Thinking Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Really Good Days Added Eight Percent. Without ‘Em, Ninety-eight.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 4, 2016
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Ninety-eight percent of Three-sixty-five leaves A whole damn week A year to shit down Someone’s neck and Walk around with a frown. For the other […]

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Awareness Dense Is A Human Forrest

The Old Timer Knew Rent Is What We Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 3, 2016
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He gave two shits about ownership. Owner was a moniker people hung On things and stuff but this is a ladder With owners perched on […]

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Courage Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Executioner’s Suicide

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 1, 2016
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Every killing Killed something More than that thing killed. There was a larger life. A basic field. Where every seat was filled. The audience played. The […]

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