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Month: October 2016

Courage

Life Has Filler

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2016
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It ain’t icing all the way down. There’s bread like stuff Below and around and Just below that What can be found? Another thick slab […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Wisdom Pinches But It’s A Hurty-Happy Pain

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2016
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Don’t let the screen door Hit you on the ass As you scamper toward the exit. You are going out. You are going down. With […]

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Biological Tools It's All About Contrast

Why My Clan Matters To Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 30, 2016
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I’m going down with the ship. Which means it ain’t going down. I’ll sail this beggar til she’s paid her dues, Then I’ll refund her […]

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Assholes Annonymous Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Be Best Buds With Your Body

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 30, 2016
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Oh, you’d like me to change? Would you? Like me to change but would you? Would you? You whom would, surely could, Show me just […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Ain’t No Supper Like Breakfast

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 30, 2016
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When one saviour don’t wirk There’s another. When another savior don’t wirk You’ll discover. You are the savior man. You do what saviors can. Look […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Love Knows Shit ‘Bout Five PM And Love Takes No Weekends Off

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 29, 2016
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If I could do one thing I’d Help everyone to find what They really love to do then Help them build that love to the […]

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Long Term Thinking Madness Is In The Food

Your Icing Is Real

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 29, 2016
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There’s cake and you are eating it. What flavor do you got? Ain’t what you want then keep on munchin’. More cake will be brought. […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Reality Fades

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 29, 2016
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He took a wrong turn in the corn maze. Took a left instead of right. He was stuck in that damn corn maze Many bloody […]

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Politics Is A Gamer's Game

Look In

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 29, 2016
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Crash! Bang! Bink! Something outside. It wants you to look. Look and keep looking. Look without thinking. Not even about the look you took. Don’t […]

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Assholes Annonymous

I Am Stupid And I Know It. Clap My Hands!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 28, 2016
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Hanging or firing squad? What’s it gonna be? Guys like me don’t pension out. You do as you please. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Daddy Tried To Tell Me, Evil Exists.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 28, 2016
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Evil don’t do nothin’. Standing on that rail. Evil hang there smirking. Hoping that you  bail. Evil don’t whisper think. Evil wait in that drink. […]

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Awareness

Your No Color Black Versus All Colors White God

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 27, 2016
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Those that proclaim I AM GOOD Need not start a which hunt. Look for the smell of evil kind They smell like done blunt. Thank […]

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Shit Just Came To Me

Ah, Mister Brown.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 27, 2016
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What the fuck! What the fuck! How’ma get mahself right  outa this muck? Maybe by huck. Maybe by cruck. Gonna git mah self out Doan […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

It Scares Me How Little I Know

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 27, 2016
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Thirty one souls on the good ship Williams. Where’s the captain we’re ready to load? ! Thirty one souls?! My gawd, who called them? I […]

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Shit Just Came To Me

After Games What?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 27, 2016
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Somebody’s playing on Saturday. Playin’ on Sunday too. Playin’ on the players whom are Playin’ on the players. Kinda like players do. Thank you, friend. […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Their Purpose Was To Forget About Purpose

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 27, 2016
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There’s an underlying structure to structure. Like the pillars under a bridge. The structure can’t be seen Cause there’s nothing in between Til you pass […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Of The Four, He Trusted Trigger And Scout.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2016
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Hey you wearin’ that mask! And you there wearin’ them skins! Any idea how many memes You packin’ or where them memes have been? YOU […]

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Madness Is In The Food

Black Food

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2016
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Mowgy is an odor like Old, wet socks. Mowgy don’t smell okay. Mowgy turns a down nose A little up. Mowgy makes a person say… […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

If You Go Into The Woulds Today

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 25, 2016
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Let a little Jesus into your heart. Jesus’ll start To bigger that heart Until you start to See through it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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T'aint Really Really Real

NASA You Bastard!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2016
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I got up early. Stayed up late. Now I learn the Moon landing’s fake?! The earth is flat? Mickey Mouse ain’t real? C’mon Masons, what’s […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

They Had The Who, What, Where But Still No Why.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2016
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She was motive blind. Smiled and nodded While the beggars secreted her kind. Under cover of darkness Missus Harkness Gave ’em all they could find. […]

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Assholes Annonymous Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Lordy Done Kick Some Cat

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2016
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It’s micro macro. Say it’s not. Name one mousetrap You ain’t caught. Past all paid for. Way past bought. Thinkin’ stinkin’. Other’s thoughts. Thank you, […]

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The Many Facets Of God You Ain't The Bossamee

The Birth Of Anser Aurea

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2016
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Ah ya shit ya beggar! Shit’n begone! Step’n inya shit naw, Shit’n begone! Shit’n over lush lawn… C’mon! C’mon! Thank you, friend. Barry out.   […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Courage

All He Ever Wanted Was A Little Em-Pie-Ah

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 19, 2016
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Hey, who goes there?! Better not be you… Cause if it ’tis Then who dat is Runnin’ all dat show? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

You Are At Least Two People

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2016
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My body took me out for a walk. I didn’t want to go. But my body inner tremored and Sweated a lot. Felt kinda sick […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Coaches Were Players And They Too Were Played

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2016
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Ah, ya bet and ya bet and ya bet and ya bet. I bet that those bets have have not added up yet To a […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

It’s Intelligent Design All The Way Down

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 14, 2016
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Jesus he knew about stupid. Said stupid shit. Did stupid shit. Ate stupid. Drank stupid. Dressed himself in rags stupid. Jesus he knew about smart. […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

Near Misses Count

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 14, 2016
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Ah, the dock. THE DOCK! Gonna hit the dock! But no. Cappy slides them into hawk. Just close enough they can embark. Not knowing how […]

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Ancient History

They Didn’t Stop At Santa

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2016
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Fibber Mcgee was a free spirit he Saw no lines in the sand. There was no edge to skirt How could anybody hurt o’er Li’l […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Two Steps Forward And Wait, Two Three, Four.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 8, 2016
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Falling when you’re walking is bad. Falling when you’re running is worse. Falling, maybe jumping, from a moving car, Scabs spelling out some curse. Thank […]

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