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Year: 2019

Blessings Of The Ages

If You’re Already Sleeping And You Fall Asleep

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2019
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Shook a million hands. Looked into a million eyes. Always worked with what was there. Never questioned why. Didn’t even try. To figure out, you […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Gates

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 27, 2019
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Drawbridge up or drawbridge down. Bastards rail and roam around. They turn right side upside down. Take all happy from a clown. Set upon fire […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Does Hell Have Years?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 24, 2019
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He had a boss from hell. Andy knew quite well There were more where She came from. She wasn’t the only one. A Polish meal […]

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Don't Copy This Self

If You Try To Kill My Mudder

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 7, 2019
  • 2 comments

You fuck. You shit. You fucking jerk! You could not live with her not hurt? You have to flex your power. Send zombies to devour […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

All My Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 3, 2019
  • 1 comment

All my life I’ve waited on people. Waited on men. Waited on men. Waited on my Mother Who waited on men. She brought up / […]

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Love Is A Friggin Invention!

Long Goodbyes

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2019
  • 1 comment

Okay, I love you and Good bye. Good bye. The weather is fine and Don’t lie, don’t lie. I know you don’t remember. Don’t remember, […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Yippies Don’t Have Training Camps. Military Do.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 29, 2019
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You would flail in the arms race. Get off to a real slow start. Big opposition is a stiff wind. You are but a fart.

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

God Save Us Alcoholics

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2019
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Jesus knew how to use a drink. He didn’t think that men would sink To the lowest low. Jesus didn’t know. He was here to […]

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She's Virtual Pal

Every Universe Is Micro Macro

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2019
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It’s holograms all the way up Take a sup Fill your cup That’s enough. Now, look into the middle.

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Ancient History

The Only Thing The Elite Run Is Their Mouths

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2019
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Say what you want. Holding up a sign. That don’t work, have a little wine. Hold a dinner party. Three hundred bucks a plate. Hire […]

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Boredom Sucks

The Change Room

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2019
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Off the field, down two flights, Dreams of days and fear long nights. This is where you claim your right To win and sin and […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Born Unnatural Liars

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 26, 2019
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To grass, no… isn’t greener. In fact it’s waay obscener. Than just fibbing to yourself. Your self esteem will melt Into their cauldron. You’ll be […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

The Inventors Of Gods Can Fix The Climate

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2019
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He turned to the East. And it was east. He turned to the West And it was west. Then he stopped right there. Said make […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Counting Criminals

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2019
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Buddy kytes checks til the chickens Come home to roost. Buddy doubles down like the gamblin clown He buys cars to boost. They ain’t doing […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Plead Innocent

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2019
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Jesus christ Barry! What’d you do? Think shit through! Why don’t you… ?! Oooh ooh ooh! Jesus christ, you! You little shit! Now you’ve done […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

God Wouldn’t Get Five Stars

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 18, 2019
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Nope. Didn’t come to work. Too many times. God is good not great.

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Everybody Git One Day

You’ve Been Changing Places In The Same Damn Spot

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 16, 2019
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Sideways uses the second dimension. Did you know there is a third? You are not the same damn you each day You’re not, or haven’t […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Yesterday Exists Next Door, Next Door.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 15, 2019
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You won’t like where you have been. Boredom bile burns acidic sting. You’re fed up with everything. And murder’s on the rise. You are not […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Red Letter Days Can Begin Blue

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 14, 2019
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The shit can hit the absolutely shitiest fan. You can lose it all on an also ran. The worst can detonate your bullet proof master […]

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Assholes Annonymous

God Is A Human

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 13, 2019
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Buddy can run and jump and skip. Buddy ignores and gives a shit. Buddy takes charge and throws a fit. God doesn’t dare set foot […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Sanity As A Fad

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2019
  • 0 comments

You happen to love, crazy. You listen here, crazy. You agree with some, crazy. You can’t stand, crazy. You kinda go, crazy. You like it […]

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Don't Copy This Self

All Hail The Getalongers!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2019
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He wouldn’t say shit If his mouth was full of it. Promoted, promoting. Can’t do his own thing. Why dear lord is he not on […]

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Y'all Tered States

Of Matters Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 9, 2019
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They lie, they do and you stay true Even though it matters not. They have made their mind And while it seems unkind To them, […]

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fair warning

Can You See Around Your Imagination?

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 9, 2019
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She was sad and he was mad. His boss was disappointed. Her sins had been annointed. Her spouse believed her. His kids did not. They […]

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Corporassy

The Law Is A Tall Building With Poor Folks On The Ground Floor

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 9, 2019
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Hello says the guard from security. He wants to know your name. Wait says the guard from security. He’s curious why you came. You need […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Survival Of The Dim Wittedest

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2019
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A rising tide Sinks some ships. The loosest lips Float asunder. Us under.

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Everybody Git One Day

When Alcohol’s Not To Blame

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2019
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God damn whiskey! Bastard beer! Shit head vodka! Christmas cheer?! Sorry I’m drunk now. Shouldn’t be here. Goddamn whiskey! Bastard beer! Don’t leave me Lucifer. […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Copy Cats Are Coming

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 7, 2019
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You are you. You know that’s true. But you can be you Without you too. You can leave a sign. A note. A text. You […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Child Rearing App

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 6, 2019
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Your last time to the play store. Down loaded, in settings. The features you’re getting. Hold on now, you’re betting The whole damn store. So […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

How To Control Your Adolescent Child

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 6, 2019
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Ain’t a gonna happen. Not today. Kid gonna do it anyway. Now they hate you. Off their Christmas list. Tried to help them. Now they’re […]

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