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Year: 2021

Don't Copy This Self

Wise Ways

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 23, 2021
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A trap he saw Where none exists So he tread lightly In starts and fits. Courage now, he must resist Running to beat high heaven. […]

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Fuck You Gotta Be Kidding

When Jones Fell

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2021
  • 1 comment

On the front lines There are those times Where the enemy is within. There’s no place to begin. So you buckle down Damn torpedoes frown […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

A Place Without Gods

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2021
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The king decreed Everyman seethed At the notion there be no god. Not here, ruled the monarch. Not today. Maybe god returns Another day but […]

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Assholes Annonymous

In Will Valley

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 19, 2021
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Roaming in the wild Where the big wills play. You better make your mind up Or they’ll have their way With you boy, man, woman […]

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Don't Copy This Self

They Made The Neighbors Squeal

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 16, 2021
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Dial six one one and Call someone. The neighbors having visits. They don’t know what it is. They just know that this is A time […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Second Death Of Mama

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 16, 2021
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Mom you die And die and die. No one knows how much you die. Life, you question even why. Why life must be dying. You […]

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Y'all Tered States

Killin’ Mama

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2021
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You died slow like One day at a time. And a death that slow Ain’t no damn crime. In fact, when time is on rewind. […]

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Shit Just Came To Me

You Can Be Someone Else

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2021
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I wish I wish I wish I was Someone else not just because Someone else is better than me Or someone else can better see […]

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Everybody Git One Day

The Day Mom Died

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2021
  • 1 comment

Mom didn’t die The day she died. She ate a pill Said open wide. Then her good life And death collided. They didn’t know they […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Stress Boils

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2021
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You don’t have my back. I have yours. You think I am whack. Well, of course. I am. I ran. All this way to meet […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

The Bastards Of Bearsville

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 26, 2021
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She said shut your effing mouth. And mask up, fiend! There was no time for niceties And nothing in between. Bitch was serious. She meant […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Just A Guy Acting Like A Guy Who Thinks He’s Another Guy

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2021
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When you point your finger. Are you happy you can point? Does the pointing now anoint You to that realm Where you have found Your […]

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History Bitch

The Franchises Of Prison

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2021
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A name was needed And it hadda be cool. Tat it on a million faces. Let ’em cools tool. Let ’em work. Let ’em jerk. […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

DeStimulation

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2021
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Your smile. Your frown. You upside down. You right side up. You had enough? Or does it matter? You madhatter. You brain scatter. Hey! Get […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

You Could Take Your Star Off

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2021
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They weren’t fighting on the beaches. No bombs screamed down from the air. The unmolested strolled about. They didn’t seem to care. The river rose […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Daft Punks

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2021
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Mister Trumpachov, Tear down this wall! They did call from the wayside. Silence total from the nayside. So tear they did And all was hid […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Turn Off Your Reciever, There’s A Signal Coming Through.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2021
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The alarm is set. It’s set. It’s set. You wanna be a winner? Bet. You bet. Wanna get wise? Regret. Forget. Don’t believe in Karma? […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Da Fam

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2021
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Born into a good fam-lee? That’s good. That’s great. But hold on, wait… Born into a bad fam-lee? That’s sad. Be glad. Because you have […]

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Assholes Annonymous

A River And The Ocean

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2021
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You live on a sinking boat. In a moat. Buddy lives on the lake. Buddy can wake and bake. Life is his to take. It’s […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

Fed To Death

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 12, 2021
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They buffayed all day In every way And none did say Hey, hey okay… Houston, we have a problem. No but we called on God […]

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Livin' In The State Of Trance

Please Mind Don’t Leave Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2021
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I know you slip away When my eyes are closed. And sometimes you return so slow When I think I have arose. Desert me in […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

Where Stupid Winds Prevail

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 4, 2021
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Oh there ain’t no need For you to heed The whispering breeze’s suggestion. Buddy, you don’t even question Is it right? Is it fright? Is […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

T’was The Night Before Hellness

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2021
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You mask up and Task up and You keep your distance. Please no resistance Your pain is an instance Of how you insist that Freedom […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Of Masks And Hats And Walls To Outer Space

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 6, 2021
  • 1 comment

Oh, they were going to divide us. By color or height or weight. They pinned on our badges. All we did was wait. Their bait […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

The Future Comes From Somewhere

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 4, 2021
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Glitches are real and You can feel your Heart skip a beat When you meet Someone could be Your maker.

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Lying In Dishonor

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 3, 2021
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Bitch’s lips were moving. She was grooving On the sympathy That only she Manufactured Cause she heard It’s a big thing If no thing Actually […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Demented Friend

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 3, 2021
  • 6 comments

I know the fellow who casually writes Claims this blog is his. I know he sleeps And I know where He sleeps I know where […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Lord I’m Not Asking For Your Help

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 26, 2021
  • 1 comment

Fuck you, if you don’t help me! All that I have done! You don’t keep a boi a’guessin! Keep ‘im onna run! It’s tit for […]

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Assholes Annonymous

There Was A Flaw In The Caw Of The Cat Crow

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 22, 2021
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Nothing was as it seemed. As if the world careened. In a ditch boi Where their joy Will employ Guns and knives and waspy hives […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Instead Of Someone More

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2021
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Don’t stop me man. Because i can Not be stopped.

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