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Month: July 2022

Awareness

Two Dudes Doing It

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2022
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One guy said to another guy. Yo dude, you want to do it? Ya guy said. You okay? Bra. We, already did it! We did?! […]

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Don't Copy This Self

When Your Mark & Mine Disappears

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2022
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This footprint was And just because It was. It wasn’t necessary. In fact it was not jerry said. It’s i saw this, and, Truth be […]

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Fuck You Gotta Be Kidding

I Say I Say

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2022
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Seven seconds before I write this. Shit comes to my brain. Thoughts don’t care, sadly enough, If I lose or gain. They just come… It’s […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

You Can Fuck Right Off

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2022
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Say you’re not a spook. Or not my friend, the gook. You say you just want to play with me. You say, if that’s free […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Please Bitch, Please!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 26, 2022
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You’ve got no right Just out of spite To say I am no fixer. I work these hands ’til blister. My friends, they call me […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

This One Has No Name

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2022
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Death is what we call it When someone stops being here. And deaf is what we call it When someone can barely hear. But that’s […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

When You Fear You Might Fail, Then You Don’t.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2022
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Winning is HARD! Winning is TOUGH! But losing is hard and Losing is rough. Winning takes the piss outa you. Then fills that piss back […]

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Everybody Git One Day

On The Tracks Of A Train Called “You R Fucked”

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2022
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It was hard, so hard… And it was all uphill. Never any grub to eat They just brought the bill. Complain? What’s that? And how […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Buddy’s Oh Kay

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2022
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He’s got a little gig. A gig on the side. One inch deep and two miles wide. Long as the nosies And him don’t collide. […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Everyone Is Monkey In The Middle

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2022
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His phone went blank. The keys to his bank They all said thanks, But no thanks. You’re not who you were. There’s no number there. […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Name Your Name

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2022
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This little bastard loved himself. Loved himself! Loved himself! Act like a giant and an elf. He felt swell. Happy as hell! That little bastard, […]

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Livin' In The State Of Trance

All Plans Are Made Of Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2022
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Something stinks about a calendar. Like the numbers don’t add up. The days don’t rhyme The months don’t match People have had enough. We oughta […]

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Whatif Da World Is Mada Words?

Think Of Me Little, Not Little Me.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 20, 2022
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Where Earth bleeds, man’s needs Are met with great abundance. Do the fun dance! Maybe Sun dance. See you now prance Like you know somethin’ […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Fourty Year Head Shot

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2022
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Kenedy, they killed in a damn parade. Splattered Jack’s brain with a Don’t! so engraved. Everyone knew that no one was afraid. They will knock […]

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Whatif Da World Is Mada Words?

Heyzeus Save Me!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 18, 2022
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You can’t swim. Why you a swimmer? Why you let simmer A life that is dimmer than a light house. Where bouts You living?

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The Regular Grind Is A Good One

Got Fam?

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 18, 2022
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Buddy knew he had no friends Who made amends Who now pretends That they have friends aplenty. Who seldom get so cunty. Say, you’re a […]

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Jesus Christ I'm Stupid

When You Wish Upon A Swish

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 13, 2022
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You own you and To stay true You be you… Plus kaizen every day.

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Not What You Ordered

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 13, 2022
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Spaggetti in a pizza pan. French fries on the barbie. Had they gone too far he, Mused out loud and heard him, too Was others […]

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Y'all Tered States

The War On Screens And Dial Tones

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 9, 2022
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He was screwed, you might say And yes, just today He was hooped way more than was normal. There were hints though they seemed so […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Life Sucks On Suckers

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2022
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Who does well? The rich! Who thinks life’s a bitch? You twitch. You twitch because you know That life is gonna flow Like a bed […]

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Sad Times at Human High

The Lord Can’t Help

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 4, 2022
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There’s a line you must not cross. Avoid at any cost Crossing that line, thinking I’ll be fine. You won’t, and you’ll be lost. That […]

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You Pain Attention?

Your Best Parasites

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 4, 2022
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They’re not going to kill you. Not gonna drink your blood. Gonna tickle you with kindness. Hit you with a flood Of shit so good, […]

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