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Month: June 2023

You Pain Attention?

He Met This Man Who Was Never Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2023
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An achiever, believer. Receiver of the good life. He suffered boy, he suffered. His life was full of strife. He worked hard, worked hard. All […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

If The Earth Isn’t Spinning

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2023
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They lied about Santa And The Tooth Fairy, too. They lied about our houses Said we own them, we do? They lied about pride Killed […]

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You Pain Attention?

Pissing In Satan’s Cornflakes

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2023
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Lucifer said “here, take my hand” But Buddy had two already. He wasn’t in need, and likely three, Would take a wee bit getting used […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

SoFacked

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2023
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Jesus, please help us. Bring Buddha, too. We gotta kick some ass! We do! Shit’s going sideways. Upside down. Whole damn world bin Run by […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Buddy Sees The Lie

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2023
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It was a cold day in Hell And Buddy knew well This day would come When it all comes undone It wouldn’t be fun For […]

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History Bitch

There’s A Reason We All Called You Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 18, 2023
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Worms for breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Why try hard when every sinner Gets the same damn meal. Wouldn’t you squeal For redemption? Just mention… We […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Knuckleheads Will Prevail

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 18, 2023
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There were bags of hammers Smarter than him But it wasn’t his smarts Made him sink or swim. He realized by their shit eating grins […]

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Don't Copy This Self

I’ve Got The Poison In Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 17, 2023
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No one shoots a bullet. They shoot a gun. Their shooting is behooving Of another action That gains them traction At a distance. Resistance Is […]

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Jesus Christ I'm Stupid

Persistence And The Exclusion Zone

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 17, 2023
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You don’t go fast On the highway to Hell. The folks who do They do not tell. Cause folks in Hell Know very well There […]

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You Won't Friggin Believe This

When You Come Out Of Death

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 13, 2023
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The Big Sleep is not that big And it resides here, inside us. And to call it sleep is A hair’s width deep To a […]

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Everybody Git One Day

They Can’t Catch You Unless You Let Go

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 13, 2023
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He’d been hanging on his trapeze For so damn long, The sky and the earth Were both long gone. Sure, he saw the uprights That […]

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You Pain Attention?

First, They Take The Cashiers. Then, Customers Next.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 8, 2023
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I really don’t need you Said the colorful little note. He knew they really need him doh, So he took it as a joke. But, […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

When Heaven Listens To You

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 8, 2023
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Buddy didn’t know. How could the bastard know? He never thought they’d show His record. His neck hurt. Not from that physical pain, That visit-cal. […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

When They’re Done With You

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 6, 2023
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Ya, you’re not a number. A numbered up beast. You begin to wonder, Do they know I exist? Do they think I can’t hear them? […]

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