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Awareness

Les Fox Talks Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2020
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If you find you don’t like something. Wash it away. Flush it away. Spray it down high pressure hose. Aim the aych too oh, it […]

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Awareness

Adding That Shit Smell

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 30, 2020
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Roses are red. Shit is brown. Get confused. Stank on clown.

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Awareness

A Fun Tide Raises All Fun Tides

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 27, 2020
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The boss smiles at you. You smile back. Huh, you think. That ain’t whack. Smile in traffic. All way back. Smile spreads in you. That […]

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Awareness

Opinion Blindness

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 21, 2020
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It’s sundowners son. The evening’s begun. You’re in for some fun It’s undone now. Fret and you fumble. All that you mumble. Under your breath. […]

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Awareness

The Slack Collector

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 20, 2020
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Call on buddy. He’ll help out. Buddy knows what shit’s about. Gets shit done. Right down to it. Never says we’re done, we blew it. […]

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Awareness

The Sympathy Fiend

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 19, 2020
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I’m not good. How bout you? Don’t you think we’re getting screwed? Holy cow, they screw us over! We ignore and onward soldier March like […]

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Awareness

Creativity Wound

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2020
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Please don’t heal. Bleed me out. Splash my splatter all about. Stay you now infected. God please help it spread. Use me up so totally […]

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Awareness

The Present That Was

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2020
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We’re half an hour out. Two weeks away. Bin three years since you did say I’m tired of waiting. What we waiting for? You moved […]

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Awareness

Life Is Like A Wheelchair

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 11, 2020
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Maybe you don’t understand Just how crippled you are… When you wish upon that star… Sure, the star takes you away but Not too far. […]

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Awareness

Say Hello To Les Fox

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2020
  • 1 comment

You gave a shit. Too many shits. Tried to make all shit fits stick. But they’re too thick. They move too slick. You’ll get sick […]

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Eyes Open Twenty Twenty

Reacher Overreacher

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 6, 2020
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Ten years I’ve been writing this blog. A decade of ramblings and ideas as they came. My frustrations. Dreams and in-betweens. And what has it […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

If You’re Already Sleeping And You Fall Asleep

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2019
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Shook a million hands. Looked into a million eyes. Always worked with what was there. Never questioned why. Didn’t even try. To figure out, you […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Gates

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 27, 2019
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Drawbridge up or drawbridge down. Bastards rail and roam around. They turn right side upside down. Take all happy from a clown. Set upon fire […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Does Hell Have Years?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 24, 2019
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He had a boss from hell. Andy knew quite well There were more where She came from. She wasn’t the only one. A Polish meal […]

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Don't Copy This Self

If You Try To Kill My Mudder

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 7, 2019
  • 2 comments

You fuck. You shit. You fucking jerk! You could not live with her not hurt? You have to flex your power. Send zombies to devour […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

All My Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 3, 2019
  • 1 comment

All my life I’ve waited on people. Waited on men. Waited on men. Waited on my Mother Who waited on men. She brought up / […]

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Love Is A Friggin Invention!

Long Goodbyes

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2019
  • 1 comment

Okay, I love you and Good bye. Good bye. The weather is fine and Don’t lie, don’t lie. I know you don’t remember. Don’t remember, […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Yippies Don’t Have Training Camps. Military Do.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 29, 2019
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You would flail in the arms race. Get off to a real slow start. Big opposition is a stiff wind. You are but a fart.

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

God Save Us Alcoholics

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2019
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Jesus knew how to use a drink. He didn’t think that men would sink To the lowest low. Jesus didn’t know. He was here to […]

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She's Virtual Pal

Every Universe Is Micro Macro

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2019
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It’s holograms all the way up Take a sup Fill your cup That’s enough. Now, look into the middle.

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Ancient History

The Only Thing The Elite Run Is Their Mouths

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2019
  • 0 comments

Say what you want. Holding up a sign. That don’t work, have a little wine. Hold a dinner party. Three hundred bucks a plate. Hire […]

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Boredom Sucks

The Change Room

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2019
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Off the field, down two flights, Dreams of days and fear long nights. This is where you claim your right To win and sin and […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Born Unnatural Liars

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 26, 2019
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To grass, no… isn’t greener. In fact it’s waay obscener. Than just fibbing to yourself. Your self esteem will melt Into their cauldron. You’ll be […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

The Inventors Of Gods Can Fix The Climate

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2019
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He turned to the East. And it was east. He turned to the West And it was west. Then he stopped right there. Said make […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Counting Criminals

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2019
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Buddy kytes checks til the chickens Come home to roost. Buddy doubles down like the gamblin clown He buys cars to boost. They ain’t doing […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Plead Innocent

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2019
  • 0 comments

Jesus christ Barry! What’d you do? Think shit through! Why don’t you… ?! Oooh ooh ooh! Jesus christ, you! You little shit! Now you’ve done […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

God Wouldn’t Get Five Stars

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 18, 2019
  • 0 comments

Nope. Didn’t come to work. Too many times. God is good not great.

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Everybody Git One Day

You’ve Been Changing Places In The Same Damn Spot

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 16, 2019
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Sideways uses the second dimension. Did you know there is a third? You are not the same damn you each day You’re not, or haven’t […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Yesterday Exists Next Door, Next Door.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 15, 2019
  • 0 comments

You won’t like where you have been. Boredom bile burns acidic sting. You’re fed up with everything. And murder’s on the rise. You are not […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Red Letter Days Can Begin Blue

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 14, 2019
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The shit can hit the absolutely shitiest fan. You can lose it all on an also ran. The worst can detonate your bullet proof master […]

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