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Category: Assholes Annonymous

Assholes Annonymous Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

Oh Jesus Please Tell Me That’s You

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 4, 2016
  • 1 comment

Your heart can be opened up you know. Without being opened up. Your eyes can be wide seeing nothing but scars. But not wide enough […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Then A Guy Whose Never Had Pie In His Life Will Judge The Baking Contest

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2016
  • 0 comments

Look who runs the circus. Charging an entry fee. You just watch from here now. See here the circus free. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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What To Do When The Cattle Start Mooing

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2016
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Racket next door. Do you therefore Become heat score Juss cause some cows is rustling? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Advice Five Bucks. Prepayment Advised.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2016
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Damn rights I know. I know you don’t. Confuzzeled is where you live. And though you have no thing to offer, Two shits is what […]

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All Business Is Show Biziness

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 19, 2016
  • 0 comments

Why ya dint listen ta me? Why it always me, me, me? Why you refuse to see? Why this way can’t be. Why when you […]

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Assholes Annonymous

The Trans-Lators

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2016
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Hey you’ve got a tie on! I can speak to you. ‘Cause man, you’ve got a tie on and I do too! I know you. […]

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I’m Not Gonna Waste Your Time. In Fact I’m Gonna Make Some.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 19, 2016
  • 0 comments

My god you’re good at hiding mistakes. You’ve got the moves like a bad boy fakes A right while wrestlin’ Kid Reality. But The Kid […]

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Assholes Annonymous Papa Was An Angry Man

I Want My Stories To Speak For Themselves

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2016
  • 0 comments

And they can pay any fines And do any time They need to ’cause They stand alone! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Assholes Annonymous It's All About Contrast

Luke! Over Here!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2016
  • 0 comments

Those dang magicians. They say they’re going to trick you Then they do! Astonished audiences. Devour the magic fable while sipping White gloved witches brew. […]

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See The Good Lord’s Also In The Seestem

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2016
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Ya got your no good guy and Your hey good guy and Your wasn’t me, Untouchable, I’m in their club guy. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Assholes Annonymous fair warning

Just Killin’ Time At The House

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2016
  • 0 comments

Maybe some wouldn’t call it murder. Just Ivan doing what Ivan does. The son-of-a-pupster kills Always for fun and Ivan kills just because. Won’t look […]

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Assholes Annonymous Blessings Of The Ages

Lordy, How They Loved Them Some Bacon!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2016
  • 0 comments

There were pigs downstairs and In the next room and the Whole garage was fulla Them too and it was Pigs in the morning, Night […]

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Assholes Annonymous Papa Was An Angry Man

Lord Don’t Git Me Outa This Place

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2016
  • 0 comments

You sir, are having a bad day. Not that it couldn’t get worse. Instead of you smouldering brightly inside You could be coinage in a goddamn […]

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Assholes Annonymous Dense Is A Human Forrest

She Paid For Large But Wore Small

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
  • 0 comments

Fucking motherfucking accountants. Don’t do shit but account Accounts. Fucking motherfucking accountants. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Look Through These Cannabis Contacts

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2016
  • 0 comments

The world she is a house of mirrors. Gears and steers. Seers and queers. Shots and beers. No not here’s. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Whoa Now There’s No Problem!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 20, 2016
  • 1 comment

One more time just Open your yap And crack! You’re gonna get it! Or maybe you won’t. Maybe keep your trap shut. Maybe shit just […]

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The End Of Ash Kissing

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2016
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We did it your way. Every damn time. Didn’t even whimper. Didn’t waffle or whine. Did whatever you wanted. Hoped to help you shine. But […]

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Me? I’m From Das Resistance!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2016
  • 0 comments

Someone had to tell him no. It was a no go and This was so cause we said so… And if he didn’t like it […]

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Powerlessness Was A Slack Rope To Follow

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2016
  • 0 comments

Yes you say yes. But you gotta say no. You gotta say no to make it all go Where you want it to go. The […]

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Assholes Annonymous Blessings Of The Ages

Oh To Be Friends With Unhappiness

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2016
  • 0 comments

Happy all the time isn’t happy. It’s sad. And happy all the time isn’t better. It’s bad. Cause happy needs contrast to really be had. […]

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Ancient History Assholes Annonymous

Hang On Your Happy Stick

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 15, 2016
  • 0 comments

You stop a cat from gettin chopped. Thank you to your happy stick. You got two ears what ain’t bin lopped. Thank you to your […]

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Assholes Annonymous Dense Is A Human Forrest

Lotsa People Talk To Lotsa People No Ear.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2016
  • 0 comments

See, pardon I did not hear you. The deestance mastered us. Cause if we were hooked up in life Our ears would make no fuss. […]

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Assholes Annonymous Dense Is A Human Forrest

New Underwear New Skidmark

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2016
  • 0 comments

Ah shit is bad if He says it’s bad. No sense in wondering why. And you can’t fix it cause It’s bigger’n you an You […]

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Assholes Annonymous wrongaholic

When Your Stride Hits Don’t Hit Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 13, 2016
  • 0 comments

Sweet Jesus let me reap from grumble garden. Every goddamn problem in its own row. I’ll weed ’em and water ’em and Pick ’em when […]

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Assholes Annonymous Blessings Of The Ages

Evil Don’t Do Mirrors

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 12, 2016
  • 0 comments

If only, papa said. Made him out loud say it cause It rattle tattled in his head. If only, papa said. If only, caused him […]

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Assholes Annonymous Blessings Of The Ages

What If You Could Stand For Something?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 12, 2016
  • 0 comments

You could stand for happiness. For hope. For love. You could stand for a doubling Of the above and be glad That sadness and loneliness […]

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I Shit You Knot

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2016
  • 0 comments

Man you given me blockage. One big ‘ol hola a time. You sir get inna anna outa my range, Any ‘ol big ‘ol time. You […]

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