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Category: Boredom Sucks

Boredom Sucks

Jesus Don’t Fool Twice

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 20, 2024
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Buddy had a nemesis The best of which Went sideways, cause anyways, Shit always went there And Buddy don’t dare Step out of line Cause, […]

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Boredom Sucks

DaLoosh

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 28, 2022
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Stings like heaven On a sunburned day. Feels like a feeling He can’t say. All he hopes is The feeling don’t fade He’s got a […]

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Boredom Sucks

The Change Room

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2019
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Off the field, down two flights, Dreams of days and fear long nights. This is where you claim your right To win and sin and […]

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Boredom Sucks

He Only Broke The Sound Barrier When He Had Shit Worth Hearing

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 21, 2019
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Keep your lips shut. Eyes open. Shit gets real. When we stop hoping. That the stink blows through us. Not us, away. And the skies […]

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Boredom Sucks

If You Turn Sixty

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2018
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You better watch your mouth Cause shit heads south In a heartbeat. No retreat, In defeat. Cause you’ll meet A monster. It’s you sir. Or […]

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Boredom Sucks

Love As An Invention

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2018
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Love, you can make up. But try it, You cannot make up luck. You can’t build steam. You shan’t force dreams. Can’t stop schemes. Nor […]

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Boredom Sucks

You Guessed Wrong

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 30, 2018
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You can’t estimate. You’re guessing tube’s plugged. Once you could guesstimate. Now you bin drugged By red light, green light, Yellow light fine! Didn’t know […]

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Boredom Sucks

Chicken Head Hill

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 15, 2018
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There’s a place not too far From where you live. This damn place will take all You have to give. Here, there’s no pretending and […]

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Boredom Sucks

Ya Ya Micro Macro. The Same Same Same.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 8, 2018
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Don’t let them fool you. Don’t be a tool you Use once and throw away. It’s all the same, you say. Well, you are right, […]

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Boredom Sucks

Getout Miwaydad

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2018
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Somebody blockin’ the isle, ya. Somebody arsina way. You pullin shit like a boss, ya. Everything flowin’ today!

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Boredom Sucks

Name Things Backwards

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 22, 2018
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The first world war was just Another war until world war second. Kennedy was gonna change the world Until a Texas heaven beckoned. Dot com […]

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Boredom Sucks

Smile Transfer Protocol (STP)

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 22, 2017
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You be smilin’ an whistlin’. You be happy yo’ seff. Pass grumpy an grumpster. You don’t give no eff. Dat smile she run deep an […]

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Boredom Sucks

Are You Fuckin’ Wit Me Correlation?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 7, 2017
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He said I hate to swear but That bitch there tried to Steer me wrong. Her dance and song before Too long had me looking […]

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Boredom Sucks

It Was A Twelve Step Program With A Hundred Steps

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 17, 2017
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If god didn’t catch you The boogieman would. If santa doesn’t leave you out The easter bunny should Ignore your pleas for Colored eggs and […]

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Assholes Annonymous Boredom Sucks

Nothing Was What He Listened To And From Nowhere He Listened Well

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 15, 2017
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When I look like this keep Your pie hole closed. Silence is what I need. I’ll break the silence when It’s time to be broken. […]

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Awareness Boredom Sucks Dense Is A Human Forrest

If I Should Die Before I Wake I Hope The Next World Ain’t As Fake

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2017
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Perception is a thing. Things can be controlled. Things can be not as they seem. Fresh paint over old. Polished up then sold. Sellers acting […]

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Boredom Sucks

We Wrestled With How Strong You Are

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2017
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Bitch, you got an attitude! You want your own damn way! Don’t you see we’re playing catch? You throw back okay? Barry  

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Boredom Sucks

The Consciousness Crack

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 16, 2016
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Just before sleep like I’m drunk or dead tired isa Fatal disjoinment who’ll likely get Hired to slowly replace me and Then get me fired. […]

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Boredom Sucks The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Lovz Me Some Storz & Bickel

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2016
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Don’t put your mouth on that On that! Don’t put your mouth on that! You’re gonna crack your yap on that! Put your yap trap […]

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Boredom Sucks

Stopped Eating Now They’re Dead People

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2016
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Uh ya, don’t eat meat and The carrots are staring The potatoes have eyes are None of you caring? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

Near Misses Count

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 14, 2016
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Ah, the dock. THE DOCK! Gonna hit the dock! But no. Cappy slides them into hawk. Just close enough they can embark. Not knowing how […]

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Boredom Sucks It's All About Contrast

My God Persistence

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 10, 2016
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He wouldn’t shut up. Wouldn’t go away. Listened for yes. Couldn’t hear nay. Had a silly plan based on What if you can? and Dispising […]

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Boredom Sucks

All Things To All People? Divide Your Happiness By A Million.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2016
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She said yes, she could. He said sure, he would. They smiled and said yay good! It’s settled. You’ll be this for me. I’ll be […]

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Boredom Sucks

Know You Don’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 14, 2016
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Let go of who you are Right now. Let go of who you are. You will be who you Are not. You’ll not be who […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

Rats Don’t Pile

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 14, 2016
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Squeeze ’em together. They’ll bite each other. Some’ll even turn gay. Some’ll eat up all ‘a damn food. Others fuck the day away. Rats ain’t […]

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Boredom Sucks Papa Was An Angry Man

Trapped By Insects And Homemade Wine Inside This Damned Old House

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 4, 2016
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Ya got Kraft Cheese Whiz. Your one kay gee jar. Normally couldn’t steal the bloody stuff for, Eight nine-ninety nine, maybe Seven ninety-nine and now […]

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Boredom Sucks

When Shit Moves In

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 29, 2016
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Hey do you smell that? Winds of change. Rearrange. Everything you know. And when they blow No one knows Which seeds change sows But there […]

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Boredom Sucks

Second That

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2016
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You’re old. No one wants to hear from you old. Jokes not funny old. Shut the fuck up old. Mister observer. Lap it. Thank you, […]

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Awareness Boredom Sucks

Ye Old Metanoic Moment

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2016
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There’s a sign man. There’s a sign. Can you see it? Believe it? Conceive it’s needed? There’s a sign man, There’s a sign. Thank you, […]

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Boredom Sucks

Don’t You ‘Majin Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2016
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No I can’t tell what you’re thinking. Good chance you can’t too. You’re just sitting there thinking. Bout what no can do. Thank you, friend. […]

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