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Dense Is A Human Forrest fair warning

The Great God CaChinga

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 12, 2016
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He knows if you are naughty. A karma believer, you. If you write it on your body No unbelieving, true? So courage you claim. No […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest fair warning

No Pill For Stupid

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 27, 2016
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Squeezed into you. One eyelock at a time. To them it’s just another game. To your mind it’s a crime. Don’t look up. Don’t speak […]

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Rulers Have Guns And Big ‘Ol Stuns

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 26, 2016
  • 1 comment

One bush. One tree. A thick one yes? Hiding three dimensionally So look their best. You will not be found. Because you’re not a-round. You’re […]

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People Soon Were Not Impressed

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 20, 2016
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Ah today comes. This day when shit hits The me fan me fan. Where dreams burst and A brilliant future gets Washed away in the […]

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Jesus I Saw FaceBook And The Harvesting Heads

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2016
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Lawdy, lawdy hep us. Save us from a byss. An lawdy if you can get them to Don’t treat us like this. That’d be good. […]

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Critical Thinking fair warning

Livin’ At Inn Considerate

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2016
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You move your lips. You offer tips. Off-handed quips. But I know this, Advice does piss You off. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

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Boredom Sucks fair warning

Avatar One

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2015
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You’re not here You’re here. You ain’t doing shit but Shit is getting done. Avatars for rent anda Sixth sense son. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Communicating With Crazy Folks

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2015
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Shit was better left unsaid. He said. Don’t go aiming your lips toward Dead ears head. In the hope of discerning what The no lips […]

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Fucking Stupid

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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Remorse sets in then Riga mortise. Don’t get the beggars Mixed up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking fair warning

For The Children

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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Larry rots in prison. For his children. The pen is teaching Larry. For his children. Solitary confinement yo. For his children. Love coralled by bars. […]

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The New Nigger, Cheatin’ Jewish, Commie Bastard.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 14, 2015
  • 1 comment

Shit got you fired. Never hired. Counta wired. Chased by cops. A billion stops. And lawyer pops. No rent for you. Take’r damn kids too. […]

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Attention K Selected

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 14, 2015
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He growled. Bared his teeth. The others growled too. They surrounded themselves and Outsurrounded you. You were one and them few. What can you do? […]

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This Fire You See One Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 9, 2015
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Ablaze and One tough landing. That’s it we cash it in or Look a big damn hole to jump! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Dense Is A Human Forrest fair warning

Icing Sans Applicator

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 9, 2015
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No Shit’s given to Mr Insulation Mr Filtration Mrs Reduc-tion Mr Drive-thru-tion How shit work don’t care. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking fair warning

Lawdy Deez Flies Luh Dey Shit. Annit Same Shit Different Pie-oh.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 3, 2015
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Corruption was here first. Before the toast jam down. And once that beggar swirls Shit just keeps goin’ round. Round and round and Over and […]

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Darbage Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2015
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Take a back road. Take a slow road. Take a narrow road. Take an old road. But take it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Your Attention Please And Even If You Don’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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Look at yourself. Attention paid. Whatcha lookin’ at?! Wanna git dead? Loaded. Aim with caution. On purpose. Thank you, friend. Barry out .  

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Anger Management Was Her Last Thought Just Prior To Eating Dirt

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2015
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Your gauges are wonky They don’t measure shit. Even if they could What would they do with it? The glove don’t fit. You won’t equit. […]

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You See The End Of Yer Problem When The Problem Is At The Beginning

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2015
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Ya this thing is bigger’n you. You’re fixing to fix the end. But the end you’ll fix is the beginning of A challenge you don’t […]

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Shat Is Headed Yer Way. Okay?

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2015
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You’re on the road. You’re on your way. Last thing you need At least today Is trouble. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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fair warning Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

You Was The Name Of Asshole

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2015
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Think for a minute and If you can’t then Asso be thy Name. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Sabotage, You Bastard! Who And Where Are You?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 11, 2015
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Ya buddy did shit to himself. Didn’t know it was him Couldn’t find the slim Chance it could all be just him Doing shit. Thank […]

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The Astonishing Secret Called Recorded History

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 9, 2015
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Oh you act the same my friend. As my friend the day before. And because you act this way my friend, If I ever need […]

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Selling Yer Soul? Maybe Take Bids.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 4, 2015
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Too many human spirits on the market. Get an app and double yours for free. Nine ninety nine a month gets you Five additional spirits! […]

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Jesus Loves The Little Children But The Big Children, Not So Much.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 3, 2015
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Perfect babies will still throw shit All over the place if you let ’em. The secret is, you addict ’em to love. When they listen […]

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Remember The War Cause Once You Forget, Somebody’s Gonna Get Hurt.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 2, 2015
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Everything breaks in And out. Over time it’s break in And break out. Break in the habits Break out celebration Cause you break in what […]

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They Suggested Dude Do The Right Thing But Dude Wasn’t Taking Suggestions

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2015
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When you see a mind made up LOOK AWAY! Lest your mind make up too. You’ll always know what to do. Every time! Always know […]

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Real Easy Life Ain’t Worth Doin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 29, 2015
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This rich person extinguished themself. … Coulda had houses. Coulda had cars. Coulda put hard cash down on the barrel head For a real nice […]

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At Times He Was Close To A Moron

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 24, 2015
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Stupid doesn’t need you to try. Stupid rarely ever asks why. Stupid start to walk then flies. Stupid make a smart person cry. Stupid rocks […]

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Aquarium Water Sans Filter

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2015
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They shat where they lived. Hauled shat in sacks around their necks. That shat changed the smell of everything. Everything smelled like shat. Thank you, […]

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