Category: Human Nature Don’t Have To Be Natural

Buddy knew massage Was a thing some people did. But Buddy did his own damn rubbing Since he was a kid. He rubbed them this […]

Life needs you to answer Every damn question. Asks the same damn thing Life won’t even rest when You lay antennae down to sleep Those […]

Give your head a goddam shake. Maybe take a minute. It’s a play, and you are in it. Don’t matter how you spin it. If […]

Untouched, they missed the Flynn Effect. Headed downhill, going like heck. If they don’t slow down, they will surely wreck. Not one of them gives […]

Thunder in the distance Didn’t sound like thunder. Rumbling and tumbling Shook the bed we’re under. Afraid, we were and Just out there was Devastation […]

Copperhead Road was crawling with snakes. The last man standing was the guy who takes Stuff from the pockets of bodies. Buy him a couple […]

I love you, you bastard! You’re a tough guy to love! You lie and you cheat and you think you’re above Judgement or criticism or […]

Put your best foot forward. School clothes on. Color that hair. No wood bare. Side with the Joneses. Get a horny car. Don’t forget your […]

Say it happened. Believe it did. Swear to it and Act as if Shit was real. Because it is. Especially if invented.

He lost his mind All over the place and he Lost it at a quickening pace And he lost it same as he lost face […]

Man, you’ve got to work hard. On full re-tard. If you want to keep things the same. You have to clear the room every game. […]

When she called him a stupid cunt He didn’t call her a stupid cunt back. He knew silence was golden. The best move? Tip his […]

They came for the monay. From the land of Milked and Phonay. Didn’t gives two shits ’bout Came before. They ignore. Open door. They go […]

If your nose is hooked, You’re a witch. If you have a broom and an Un-swept room, You’re a witch. Say you own a cauldron […]

  Who pissed on the floor?! Yelled the janitor. Goddamn bastard’s are rude! Yelled the manager. Budget’s toast, you’re the cleaner now. Whispered the owner […]

Blow hard and long Hope your lungs are strong Cause this breath’s gone It’s a new day’s dawn What’s done is done and Ain’t no […]

I’m tossing cat shit around. Old diaperz on the ground. A slop pail tipward bound. Smear myself with goatshit. Cover my wife in batshit. Stay […]

Joey was an ass. He was an asshole. Debbie was a bitch. A fucking bitch! Murry was a cop. Who became a politician. Murry was […]

  Waitin’ on someone. Someone t’ show. When day comin’ No one know. Day don’t say. Day just go. Tinkin’ ’bout dayself. Dat fo’ sho’. […]

It’s paper, fool! A goddamn tool! Rocks with a hole. A soft metal gold. A garden rake owed. A line not towed. Some seeds unsewed. […]

  Forgiveness is a thing. A thing some people sell. They say cut some slack To those whom lack The need to treat you well. […]

  Jesus, he jumped this fence before… Do they never stop cutting up land?! Cause he jumped and jumped and jumped some more. Jumped when […]

When you care and everyone else doesn’t. You are in for fun. You better think pretty well of yourself. Or you will come undone. Your […]

You can leave this floor. Close that door. Wind up poor. Your choice. Barry

Evil don’t do nothin’. Standing on that rail. Evil hang there smirking. Hoping that you  bail. Evil don’t whisper think. Evil wait in that drink. […]