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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Problem Is No Problem

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date September 20, 2016
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You can’t be wrong. Make no mistakes. Eat ugly cake. At your lies bake. I dine with you. Eata humble stew. That leads into The […]

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Assholes Annonymous Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Ruh-Ruh-Ruh-Ricochet Habit

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date September 7, 2016
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Don’t look under your shirt. Don’t look into your shoes. Who’s that wrecking your shit? Sure as hell ain’t you! Is it? Gettin’ creamed on […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural Madness Is In The Food

Eye, To Put The Truth In Pop Music…

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 31, 2016
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Ten billion times. Like Justin Bieber does. Justin rocks the world. Justa bad boy scrapin’ fuzz. Off his cheeks and flapping fitties Fo’ a fuy […]

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Caring Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Fuck You Are An Idiot

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 30, 2016
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One pleasant word. With the right intonation. A fucking pleasant word! Is this too much to mention?! A fucking pleasant word… Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

S’okay

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 30, 2016
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You smashed grandma’s van. S’okay. Hit a car wash hard. S’okay. Forgot, didn’t think to mention it. S’okay. Now you’re too sick to work. S’okay. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Dad I’ve Got Your Shirt On

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 5, 2016
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First you were a shyster. Then born again christian. But that dad thing had you baffled. Like hugs with strangers raffled For a buck to […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Robert Fucking Borden

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 3, 2016
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Gimme dat dem Benjamins! Benja-ja-ja-benjamins! Roshambo where Paper wins! BENJAMINS! Then he grins. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Ancient History Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Invented Love

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date August 2, 2016
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Make a favorite color. Favorite fashion. Really create your Deepest passion. Creations so real They almost feel Uncreated. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Love, Like Courage, Is Invented.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date July 31, 2016
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Bravery happens when you least expect it. You like him or you don’t. Love and courage take some coaxing. If you don’t come to the […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Your Life Has No Control Group

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date July 26, 2016
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You try, man. You try hard! This, you try that… You watch and learn ’cause Man, you just don’t know. You say you do even […]

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Ancient History Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Coming Of Unglued Number Two

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date July 7, 2016
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See people can’t change. They want to. But can’t. They have the power But use it They shan’t. Homeostasis. Life on a slant. Favoring the […]

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fair warning Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Genuinely Hugless At Your Detriment

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date June 28, 2016
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He had no need for hugs and such. Give the hugs to those with much Love for huggers without clutch But whom still have their […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Not Bad Pain

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date June 20, 2016
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Ahma git here off dis couch. Gonna make deez hips go ouch. Mika stand up guy a slouch. Low back naw you don’t touch. See no […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

You Younger Fuckers Not Getting Old

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date June 20, 2016
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Hah hah! You jumped from the back of a pick-up truck! Hah hah! You ran the bulls with yer cripple friend Buck! Hah hah! You […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

My Son Bryce

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date June 15, 2016
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Think of no one’s name. I’m looking for no one That has this name ‘Cause this boy, he Is not the same as Anyone, anyone […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural Madness Is In The Food

Wood Ticks Need Three Blood Hosts. How Many Hosts You Need?

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date June 3, 2016
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He worked on other people. Shit was out there and There wasn’t lotsa Time for him to Care about his man. Him man. Shit was […]

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Ancient History Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Parta Heem Gone

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date May 31, 2016
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Right between Anxiety and that tough Old bastard Boredom There’s a line. ‘Tween Bliss and Total Unhappiness There’s a line. Take a look at Sad […]

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Ah Hah Hah Hah HAH! I Will Change My Environment And It Will Change Me!

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date May 18, 2016
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Bitch got angry on vacation. Huffy and puffy started Talking loud and gruffly. Got hammered and puked in bed Made him brush her hair and […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Yes I Want Too Much

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date May 17, 2016
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Oh my wants and my needs, they don’t match. There’s a hellova hellova catch. When I want something need comes to snatch The fact that […]

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acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Praise The Lord For Legal Gambling

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date May 10, 2016
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Sumbitch took Bob’s rent. Sumbitch weren’t Bob’s landlord, ya? Bob want a double it up His rent. Bob feel electric luck He said. Advert told […]

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Biological Tools Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

That Place Between Thoughts

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date May 7, 2016
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Lord you die so effortlessly! Me, I lie awake wondering if I’ll wake from this night’s slumber Or is my number Up? See, I don’t […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Get Fucking Angry!

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date May 2, 2016
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Dude was upset way beyond pepto. Shit was roiling deep inside. He needed to take a dump in reality’s mouth. Needed to holler bitch open […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Dogs Will Motor When Forced

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 23, 2016
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Tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy. You little ruffie muss drive. Gamma too busy wonderin’ up, what up? She can’t see overflowing cup. Gamma […]

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fair warning Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

If You’re Not In The Aggregate Shit Might Never Change

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 18, 2016
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Bad shit happens to other people. Good shit happens there too. You wanna see shit happenin’ Stay away from this shadow fool. This shadow, it […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Sumbitch Pump Inna Sink Naw

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 14, 2016
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Water by the bucket. Back when shit was free. Doan save some for primin’. Lordy, lord. Fuck thee. Back when shit was free. Thank you, […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Challenges Shall Not Me Out

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date March 8, 2016
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Motherfucker was beside himself. Couldn’t take another minute. He could in a minute change this view To one without him in it. There no hurting. […]

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Caring Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Bad Feeling Artist

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date February 22, 2016
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I’ve been stabbed. And arrested. Livin’ in solitary confinement. Burned at the stake. Got beat up. A scoundrel sans refinement. Held hostage. Bad food city. […]

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Boredom Sucks Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Mama I Love You

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date February 21, 2016
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Spank me bitch You will wish You ate that twitch Cause I will show you glory. ‘N I will hear your stories. Tell ’em again […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural Humour

Yo Yo, Genes.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date February 17, 2016
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I got no problem with your crazy son. It don’t cross my mind that he owns a gun. Just got a different way of having […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Professional Stomach Churners

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date February 10, 2016
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Where you bin? What your game? This here picture ain’t the same As the picture you’re presenting now. Where you from holy cow! Are you […]

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