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It's All About Contrast

Shitting On Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 17, 2024
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Lifestyle changes once the water stops. You better fill buckets and all your pots. Cause once thats gone, all you gots Is pain and stink […]

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It's All About Contrast

Please Toward Lemmings Hill

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 17, 2022
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Scared, he was. Just because. Fear was in the air, see You got a brother, He has another and There beween, you meet. One says […]

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It's All About Contrast

Pee Tee Ess Double Dee

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 2, 2019
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Just get covered in shit maybe once. That shit’ll make you feel so dunce like. You’ll be done with shit. But shit will see to […]

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It's All About Contrast

No Effen Cats On Counters!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2018
  • 1 comment

Everyone has a station in life. Some people live underground and toil their entire lives in tunnels. Other folks survive day in and day out, […]

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It's All About Contrast

If Yer Going Outside, Tuck Yer Brain In.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 18, 2018
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They prayed in the morning through Light conversation to Color the air They all breathed. They looked on the sunny side And there they found […]

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It's All About Contrast

Familiarity, You Son-Of-A-Bitch!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2018
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Why you hate this place you live? Why it give You so much grief? No belief that things are bound to change? Maybe rearrange those […]

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It's All About Contrast

To My Children

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2017
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If you can kids, change your genes. Mine drink too much, Want to porntificate too much and Are lazy to the point of squeezing Creativity […]

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It's All About Contrast Livin' In The State Of Trance

Ain’t No One Judges Me Harsh Like You Lawd

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2017
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He carried his personal hell right with him. And heaven in his right front pocket. One lid heavy from the genes of burden. One wide […]

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Assholes Annonymous It's All About Contrast

Hola Monsieur Brown

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 14, 2017
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I’m no bloody teacher, mister Brown. I’m a clown. New to town. I’ve been sideways and up-side down. All around. Broke the sound Barrier. ‘Cause […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge It's All About Contrast

Problems Have Two Sides

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 7, 2017
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Before shits happens It looks like this. Once the rhubarb’s hit It looks like that. This can’t be seen from that. That only comes after […]

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It's All About Contrast

My Lordy, What You Don’t Know!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2017
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You need a new sun Every four damn months. No earth better touch your water. If you’re gonna play God you Gotta get good at […]

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It's All About Contrast You Ain't The Bossamee

Every Shitty Fan Is Covered In Shit And Wisdom, Depending On Where You Look.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2017
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  Jesus, I could have used your name Twenty or thirty years ago. But you ducked under Under my shadow. You wouldn’t let me know. […]

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Somethin’ To Cry About

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 18, 2016
  • 1 comment

Drama. You need it. Watch your levels. Barry Decriminalization before legislation ‘a half measure’: Blair Published on Dec 18, 2016 MP Bill Blair says until […]

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It's All About Contrast

You Gotta Wait For Shit To Harden, ‘Til Then It Just Won’t Burn.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2016
  • 1 comment

Praise a lord fer buffalo cheeps!   Life is crazy and if you ride it long enough, life will crazy you up. Life can chew […]

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Biological Tools It's All About Contrast

Why My Clan Matters To Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 30, 2016
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I’m going down with the ship. Which means it ain’t going down. I’ll sail this beggar til she’s paid her dues, Then I’ll refund her […]

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It's All About Contrast The Many Facets Of God

Imagine God Is A Battery And You Are A Little Light

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2016
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Wires man, wires. Tie a beggar down or start some Arcing fires. Weld a piece of metal Travel far some sound. Illuminate the landscape with […]

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Awareness It's All About Contrast

No One Could See But Everyone Smelled That Someone Had Pissed In The Playground

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 21, 2016
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There’s a merry-go-round anda Swing for swingers and the Monkey bar hangers eye the Rope ladder clingers. Care givers think that they know What they […]

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Boredom Sucks It's All About Contrast

My God Persistence

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 10, 2016
  • 1 comment

He wouldn’t shut up. Wouldn’t go away. Listened for yes. Couldn’t hear nay. Had a silly plan based on What if you can? and Dispising […]

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Ancient History It's All About Contrast

The Long Road Is Bumpy Right Here

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 31, 2016
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You want to cut our buddy out. Just knockin’ the idea about. I should really give our buddy a shout. But I won’t. Cause the […]

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It's All About Contrast Response Able

Hang Ten On Your Own Wave

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 30, 2016
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You sleep, eat and shit. Maybe not in that order. You’re you today then Tomorrow crossing borders. A father, a mother. A Kid growing up. […]

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Critical Thinking It's All About Contrast

Serious Gaming

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 4, 2016
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See it. See it. See the Seestem. See it’s bottom. See it’s top. See where it begins. And stops. See? You’re outside now. Where you […]

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Killer Curiosity

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2016
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I see you’re new. Well welcome to Another view Of whom be you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Blessings Of The Ages It's All About Contrast

Jesus Christ! Ivan’s Dead Again!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2016
  • 1 comment

Praise be to my god today. Circumstance led him to say Ivan can be gone away. But here he stays in The game we plays […]

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Hurtsville It's All About Contrast

Mr. Gout, I Presume.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2016
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Fuck you big time my old friend. You just come to hurt me. I placate and negotiate To stop you roaming free. Why your visit? […]

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Courage It's All About Contrast

Expectation Theory Works When You Don’t Want To

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 18, 2016
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Someone pounding on your door. DON’T ANSWER IT! Someone ringing your phone. LET IT RING! Someone scratching at your window pain. Someone knows you’re at […]

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Assholes Annonymous It's All About Contrast

Luke! Over Here!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2016
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Those dang magicians. They say they’re going to trick you Then they do! Astonished audiences. Devour the magic fable while sipping White gloved witches brew. […]

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When Addition Stinks

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
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Jesus you saw her comin’. Knocked a table over Opened that door. But Jesus I see right through you! Idea virus abusin’ whore. Ya you’re […]

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Courage It's All About Contrast

Sports Ain’t Rigged. Elections Aren’t Fixed And The Check Is In The Mail.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2016
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Yes sir,  Ah believe it’s true! A little bitta love each day will do. Just a smidge of love, A pinch of love. A playful […]

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Blessings Of The Ages It's All About Contrast

For Those Unwilling To Act Their Age

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 18, 2016
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A five dollar card in a garbage can. Betcha that can wasn’t in the plan When the five dollar bill switched hands. Uh Uh. *** […]

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Boredom Sucks It's All About Contrast

Please Lord, Not Normal!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 17, 2016
  • 0 comments

Oh god please don’t show me the average path! Please rain shit on my daily parade! And hurl big boulders or tree-mendous problems At me […]

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