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Month: April 2012

Awareness

How Does One Hide A Cow In The Field? Simpo. Surround It With Other Animules!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 30, 2012
  • 6 comments

Many folks know their governments forget to tell them important stuff. Official officials do this because whatever they are keeping from their constituents is far […]

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Awareness

My Mentor Wasn’t Sold On Quality So We Did Everything But Steal

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 29, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks know about the good / better / best thing. They understand that items can appear almost identical while being completely different in fundamental […]

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Awareness

Vilfredo Pareto Says Some Of My Writing Is Very, Very Good! The Rest Is Forgivable.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks don’t know about 80 / 20 rule. All it says is that reality seems to follow certain patterns like eighty percent of stuff […]

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Awareness

The Secret To Stabilizing Ones Load Is To Limit Size And Number Of Hangers On

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2012
  • 4 comments

Most folks understand that they support life beyond themselves. Here I’m speaking of the plethora of microorganisms as well as the abundance of normal essence […]

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Awareness

Like I Told The Little Lady: I Could Be Comitting Suicide And Not Know It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 26, 2012
  • 3 comments

Most folks think they can speak they mind. No. You can’t. Not without being fallowed. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Fuck keys. We’re gonna open […]

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Awareness

Shit Tests Cannot Be Faked By The Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 26, 2012
  • 9 comments

Most folks understand the “if it can’t bend it breaks” thing. They know everyone has to give a little to get a little and that […]

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Awareness

From Here To There Aint Far On Foot But She’s A Long Hop Auditorially

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 26, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks can feel stuff getting different every day. They see that what we pay attention to and how much attention we pay to it […]

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Awareness

No One In Their Right Mind Would Be A Public Servant So There You Have It

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 26, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks are not thinking about running for political office. They are busy trying to live their lives as best they can and have little […]

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Awareness

Doan Want Yer Keedz Drinking White Lightnin? Give ‘Em Beer!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2012
  • 4 comments

Most folks know about pressure. It comes and goes and neither state is better than the other on account of all of us needing times […]

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Awareness

If We Could Take Time Out Of The Bottle

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2012
  • 4 comments

Many folks show up to work drunk or ignent. In another mind they know that this frame of reference is not the one they should […]

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Awareness

Hands Up – Who Will Come To The Circus To See Normal? Or Safe? Or Not Smelly?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks get scared by horror movies and wild rides. That’s why they go / get on them and even though during the scared shitless […]

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Awareness

I Know The World’s Worst All Things Construction Like Dude

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks can admit their weaknesses. Others just keep tempting fate, egging trees, chainsaws and ladders to fall on them and given the latitude will […]

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Awareness

You Should See Insane From My Side

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks have had crazy thoughts. They thought about quitting this job, this relationship, this life and all the shite that it comes boxed in […]

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Awareness

Corporations Get Cancer Unnecessarily

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks have never heard of W.L. Gore. Bill ain’t the ex-political climate change Gore, he’s the “why don’t we learn all  about you starting […]

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Awareness

When Poosh Comes To Shove There Will Be Plenty Of Pushing And Shoving For All

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks know about cause and effect. They understand that if carrying signs worked then maybe tomorrow’s picketers could undo our shit. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

It’s Not A GivenThat Shite Goes Sideways

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks know that things usually work out for the best. That don’t mean that somewhere in the middle all hell won’t break loose because […]

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Awareness

Just Sit Rat Down And Rat 500 Titles Eager Person

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 2 comments

Yes some of what I say is crazy. I set a goal of writing 500 stories in one calender year and at this point I’m […]

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Awareness

I Apologized For StickHandling My Friend Before But My Scales Is Still Up. Ah-ite.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 2 comments

When one sweats from their upper lip, that’s meaningful. That’s where Grant was dripping from. That, and his limp wrested hand shake led me to […]

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Awareness

Massa Done Paid Now Massa Done Payin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 1 comment

Who will people turn to for support? Who the fuck’s gonna look after the sick and insane? This idea of yours sounds like a world […]

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Awareness

Want To Stop Theft? Don’t Traffic Stolen Shite Y’all

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 3 comments

Most folks assume they are secure. They don’t have plans to fight the arse off some intruder should they be so unfortunate as to slip […]

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Awareness

Yes, My Ex-Wife Should Hate Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 5 comments

Many folks have arranged marriages. Mine to my first wife was just such an affair guaranteed after my father in a drunken brawl accused my […]

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Awareness

When Obsessions Run Low

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 0 comments

Nine-eleven knocked me for a loop. Felt like the second world war there for a bit but when they never even asked for aluminum pans […]

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Awareness

Anyone Employing the Rolling No Thing Is A Trollish Maximus & Enemy Of People

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks expect to be dealt with openly. Whether the environment creator is a police officer or vacuum cleaner sales person, everyone involved will feel […]

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Awareness

What If Donations Didn’t Actually Purchase Attacks?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks know taxes are a necessary evil. If it ain’t the mob (insurance) it’s the dang bikers (oil, gaz) and whatever they doan git […]

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Awareness

It Says Here You Have Eight Open Liquor Infractions. Is Six Still What You Say?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks have to jump through hoops. This is what a person does when their own or someone else’s back is up agin the wall […]

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Awareness

Instead Of Sending My Kid To War Couldn’t He Just Pay More Fines?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks don’t know that Theodor Seuss Geisel worked for the war department. Hail, most don’t even know who Theodor was on account of him […]

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Awareness

If My Doctor Tells Me To Stop Drinking I’ll Need A Second Opinion. MINE.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 2 comments

Many folks forgo an annual physical. That’s not good because they are missing out on just knowing what someone else in a different know knows […]

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Awareness

Plenty ‘O Empathy And Paranoia Live In The Same Damn Apartment Building

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 4 comments

Most folks can tell when they should be scatting. They are also smart enough to know this “feeling” might be attached to: 1. The time […]

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Awareness

Keedz, Please Don’t Resemble Me If I Turn Out To Be An Idiot

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks see themselves reflected in their children. There probably isn’t a more consciousness expanding opportunity than stiffening an upper lip while offspring talk back […]

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Awareness

To Our Consternation Even The Armed Forces Couldn’t Turn Me Around

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 22, 2012
  • 4 comments

My father really wanted me to join the Canadian military. He and I had many beers around the grand ideas of seeing the world, meeting […]

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