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Year: 2015

Boredom Sucks Response Able

Minds Changed In Two Damn Minutes. Get In Line Over Here.

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  • November 25, 2015
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Your house. Is not your house. ( skip your taxes and you will see ) Your body. Is not your body. ( hearts attack humans […]

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Courage Dense Is A Human Forrest

Doh!ble Warming

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 25, 2015
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Then some gods stopped working. Ya they just up ‘n quit. Some folks wenta bit crazy. Thinkin’ their god got lazy. Everything from there gets […]

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Biological Tools Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Plants Speak Only In The Fifth Dimension

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 24, 2015
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Tension taste it. Stress test it. Fear feel it. Holy you antenna! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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It's Economics Man

Wanted Dead Or Alive

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2015
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Your friends will fuck you. Enemies too. But your friends are close and Enemies few. Hopefully that’s true. Cause if it’s not, Politician you. Thank […]

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Courage fair warning

Darbage Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2015
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Take a back road. Take a slow road. Take a narrow road. Take an old road. But take it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Today’s Threats

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2015
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Ahh, you don’t like me. I can tell. You say stay away. I say swell. The road I take less traveled. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When Can I Be Me?

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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You didn’t make yourself yes. Shit yourself yes. Starved yourself yes. Pissed yourself yes. Cried yourself yes. Waved madly yes. Kicked motherfucker yes. You Motherfucker, […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

Fuck Nice

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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Fuck lickin stamps. Fuck lickin chops. Fuck lickin fingers whila doorman knocks. Fuck pillza takin’. Fuck pleasent makin’. Fuck laws and p-p-profit makin’. Thank you, […]

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Boredom Sucks

Trail Me Billy

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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Set for me a trap. Allow me fall right innit. Pretend it ain’t no trap. Pretend I didn’t fall innit. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Boredom Sucks Hurtsville

A Cake Baked With Seventeen Percent This And Forty-Two Percent That

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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Oh, you’ve got the recipe! Good. Got you now the Ingredients? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks Dense Is A Human Forrest

Bark like A Tree

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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High dee ho Mister Gruff. You say that’s enough. Playin’ with your putter in the rough. You think you got it tough. Pally you full […]

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Ancient History fair warning

Your Attention Please And Even If You Don’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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Look at yourself. Attention paid. Whatcha lookin’ at?! Wanna git dead? Loaded. Aim with caution. On purpose. Thank you, friend. Barry out .  

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

First Member, Then Re-Member.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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Uhh… Huh? Hey! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Courage

It’s Gonna Take Effort To Not Be You

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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Idealist you. You’ve got a favorite color. How bout your favorite song? There’s a group you pine to belong to Even if you don’t belong. […]

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Awareness It's Economics Man

Your Job? Create Play-sure. Tons & Tonsa Play-sure.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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Whistle while you work. Tip your hat to a child. Toss approving nods all over the place. Play with an animule. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Operating Systems Shitty Ain't How It Always Is

He Wasn’t Emoting, He Was Moting. Building Himself A Big ‘Ol Moat.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 21, 2015
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Ya hide. From everyone and you. It’s gonna hafta do. You’ve learned it through and through. But if it’s what you’ve gotta do, Maybe try […]

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Awareness

He Was Counting On Help From Many Universes But He’d Settle For Even One

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 21, 2015
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Things too small For you to see Are directing you right now. Some direct good and some Direct you bad. The invisible’s in play, Y’all. […]

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Ancient History Dense Is A Human Forrest

Attacks On The Air And You Are The Problem!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 21, 2015
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Lawdy wanted ten percent. Not one, not five, not eight. And he’d like his ten percent before You swing on ’em pearly gates. Now breathin’… […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Day Different

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 21, 2015
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Once a year This old guy comes Aknockin’ at my door. Says I know we spoke Last year my son And now we speak Once […]

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Boredom Sucks Operating Systems

Unconditional Wow

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2015
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Shit doesn’t matter. Choose either slit it’s fine. You’re a particle you waver You’re making up this time. Make a bunchofit if you want. Thank […]

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Critical Thinking fair warning

Anger Management Was Her Last Thought Just Prior To Eating Dirt

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2015
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Your gauges are wonky They don’t measure shit. Even if they could What would they do with it? The glove don’t fit. You won’t equit. […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Y’ain’t Gittin’ This By Doin’ That

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2015
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Trying hard ain’t the answer. Working your fingers to the bone. Ain’t you got any hidden skills? A skill or two you could hone? You […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

No Easy. No Sneezy. No Japan-Friggin-Neesy.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2015
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You’re behind in your bills. There’s no talk of frills. Life has no thrills ‘Cept dodging shills Who try to drain your will. Drain it […]

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fair warning

You See The End Of Yer Problem When The Problem Is At The Beginning

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2015
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Ya this thing is bigger’n you. You’re fixing to fix the end. But the end you’ll fix is the beginning of A challenge you don’t […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

County Fairs Every Day, Long As You Like The Ferris Wheel.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 18, 2015
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Oh high! Okay don’t say hi. A person don’t know why They bother say high. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Boredom Sucks

Jesus His Ignorance Was Unaware

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 18, 2015
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Slam into that wall. This wall in front of you. If only you’d stay in step you Wouldn’t even know about the goddamn wall. But […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Lawdy Please Show How Patience Spread

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2015
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Gee this not now. Mean holy cow! Ain’t good and how. Easy to foul. Eagle not owl. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Biological Tools Operating Systems

Don’t Start Using My Love For You To Make Yerself Feel Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2015
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You’re on your own. Dammit you’ve known. You cannot hone Your skills alone You need this clone To come un doan. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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fair warning

Shat Is Headed Yer Way. Okay?

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2015
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You’re on the road. You’re on your way. Last thing you need At least today Is trouble. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Critical Thinking It's Economics Man

Ya Got One Second To Change That Tune

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2015
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You don’t smile Cause if you do Missus Frown Make a foola you. At won’t do. Too close to The real you. Thank you, friend. […]

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