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Month: February 2016

Ancient History Courage

Containers Of Power

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2016
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Where he points, His point anoints. He nods and plotters Plot. Glances at the net to spot What if anything they caught. Nada. Now, he […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

God Changes His Mind

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2016
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He said let there be light And sparked up a candle. Then swung cat away From his moon. And though there was light Cat was […]

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Courage Critical Thinking

Replace Habits With See Stems

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2016
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You didn’t do it. It wasn’t you. You were asleep, ya? Couldna been you! You’re not like that. That ain’t how you think. That would […]

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Courage Madness Is In The Food

Fuck You I Make Mistakes

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2016
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You have a hobby. It’s called denying. This ain’t about you. Deny…? Like lying?! I must be joking. I’m fucking joking. Ya better say you’re […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest fair warning

He Wasn’t On Time. He Was On Something Else.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2016
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Hey you mister complicator. Describing in long words. You don’t speak to people, no. You only speak to herds. One person takes too long, you […]

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Hurtsville Madness Is In The Food

Lawdy Let My Goodness Clean The Shit From My Fan

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2016
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How come I gotta be the nice guy? When shitters shit on me why lord why? I play safe when they don’t even try. They […]

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Madness Is In The Food

Red To Go

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2016
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Purple meant death if you Ain’t royalty. Black was reserved for Pirate types so You would agree To be boarded pal cause don’t you know […]

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Critical Thinking

It Wasn’t A Circle Of Life, It Was A Goddamn C!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2016
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Sweet Jesus living is good The second time around. When you’re not immersed in the good fight Calmly sitting down. Caress today’s plucked grapes. Imagine […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Hurtsville

Catch A Nigger By Da Toe Den An Ass Kickin’ E-Leet!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2016
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One day down by da reever. Ah see a liddle sheet. Da sheet seep outa da reever bank into Da haich two oh we drink. […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest fair warning

Better Than Playing To Win Is Playing To Play

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2016
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Take your ball and Head home if you want. This stupid shit is stupid shit! Stupid fucking shit and Stupid fucking shitters… Shitting stupid shitters […]

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Confidence Perseverence

Three People That Don’t Like You Is A Pretty Small Sample Size

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2016
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Some folks don’t even know you but They don’t like what they hear. And some folks can’t hear that well So they make a guess […]

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Madness Is In The Food Perseverence

Some Love Crosses Minds Not Lips

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2016
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Every day I think of you. Wonder how you are. How are your kids? How’s your life? Man you are so far… So far like […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Imagine Yerself With Two Imaginations

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2016
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Dude was beside himself with fear. Fear of being alone. But as soon as he remembered that He was also him, The fear, for now, […]

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My Wife The Bulldog

Fuck You Big Dis-Eases

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 22, 2016
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Girl you cough your lungs out. Don’t leave an organ unrattled. And should anyone question your fits Pierce ’em with those eyes unaddled. You’re doing […]

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Ancient History Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Livin’ The Long Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 22, 2016
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The planet sent it’s emissaries out To make itself grow. Didn’t think what the emissaries wanted. Just didn’t think so. The emissaries too did not […]

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Caring Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Bad Feeling Artist

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 22, 2016
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I’ve been stabbed. And arrested. Livin’ in solitary confinement. Burned at the stake. Got beat up. A scoundrel sans refinement. Held hostage. Bad food city. […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Airline Passenger Gifts

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2016
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You got something. Give it to me. I will pass it around. You’ve got lots. You don’t need it all. Wait’ll we hit the ground. […]

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Boredom Sucks

Uh If Anything Happens To Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2016
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I did it myself. I scratched. I scraped. I boarded and taped. I listened to the framers and The angles they raped. Oh fuck man, […]

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Shit Just Came To Me

Trumpety Dumpy Off A Clintonesque Wall

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2016
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I hate to report on the weather. It don’t look good for the Weakened. They’re sick and fed up. Tired of their lot. Looking for […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Grant Dat U?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2016
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You are a spy. Do you believe that I perceive otherwise? I spy two. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Mama I Love You

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2016
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Spank me bitch You will wish You ate that twitch Cause I will show you glory. ‘N I will hear your stories. Tell ’em again […]

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Awareness Courage

Absolute Power Leaks Absolutely

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 19, 2016
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You there deciding my life. How’s your stack of strife? Are you acting right? Are you really nice? Will you think at least twice Before […]

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Boredom Sucks It's All About Contrast

Please Lord, Not Normal!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 17, 2016
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Oh god please don’t show me the average path! Please rain shit on my daily parade! And hurl big boulders or tree-mendous problems At me […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural Humour

Yo Yo, Genes.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 17, 2016
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I got no problem with your crazy son. It don’t cross my mind that he owns a gun. Just got a different way of having […]

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Critical Thinking Madness Is In The Food

The SonofaPupster Bust His Soul Wide Open!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 17, 2016
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Oh you’re waiting to see me are you? Well, look here, look here and here. And if you find me, let me know. I wonder […]

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Caring Shit Just Came To Me

The Happy Arse’nist

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 17, 2016
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Light that smile. Start that hug. Splash around love and Don’t think of The cost of it or if It will spread. Stir your embers […]

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Boredom Sucks

Who Packed Your Baggage?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2016
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Hola! You’re strong! Pally you big. Mind if I tag along? I’ll be here like the third man Standing. Buddy I’ll do no wrong. Plod […]

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Critical Thinking Dense Is A Human Forrest

Contents Not As Described

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2016
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The closest they Is a long way away From the furthest far away you. At the edge you see them Waving like they know you […]

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Awareness Courage

Jesus, How Perfect Ain’t!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2016
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Dreams are uncontrollable. They flip and flop in no time. And dreams care less if you’re happy or sad. Dreams only care that you’re buying. […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

There Was No Not Playing The Retailer’s Game

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2016
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No one’s going to buy an eight Dollar piece of thickened paper. What’d think they’re nuts?! You think they’re deep in ruts? You think they’ve […]

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