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Month: November 2016

Storytime

Taking Care Of Tomorrow’s Garbage & The Next Daze Garbage & Doing It All Today

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 28, 2016
  • 1 comment

You shit. Do you know where? You spit. Do you even care, where, your share, of shit and spit, goes? Jesus, to handle it. After […]

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Storytime

Then This Monster Picked Me Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 25, 2016
  • 1 comment

I was sitting on a ledge one day and the huge-er I know walked by. Actually, it didn’t walk by but over to me and […]

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Peter Poet

Dee Lass Poem

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2016
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His chime had still that shine That shine of Nothing thereness. Cause there was never anything there to begin this Treep into the valley. Through […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Don’t You Say Nothin’ Or Ahl Say Some’in

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2016
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You bore me with predicability Flash madness see You kick my knee at Set me free ta See you. Boo hoo. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

They Were Exactly The Same Except For Their Height

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2016
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Yin is black. Yang is white. They are not the same! Alright? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Okay Dad I Got It

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2016
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“If only …” Was all he said and I Shook my damn head But the old beggar couldn’t Have said more. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Assholes Annonymous Hurtsville

And For Every Hammer A Scratch

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2016
  • 1 comment

He got drunk and fell down. Drunk and fell down. Couldn’t fall up. Always fell down. Kepp on floppin’ Always head down. Didn’t see the […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Yawn To Something

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2016
  • 0 comments

A hint. A whiff. Is all you get. From that you place Your goddamn bet And one damned bet is all you get Bet on […]

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Assholes Annonymous

You’re A Long Way From Terry Barry

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2016
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One day he stopped yelling. Kickin’ up dust andy Really cut back onna People he trust causa Silly damn beggars put up So much fuss […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

Triple Ess Dee

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2016
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Stop saying and start doing The old man said to me The utter absence of guilt and frustration Will quickly set you free. Then you […]

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Boredom Sucks

The Consciousness Crack

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 16, 2016
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Just before sleep like I’m drunk or dead tired isa Fatal disjoinment who’ll likely get Hired to slowly replace me and Then get me fired. […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

The One Way Hoss

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 16, 2016
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She was rode too hard. Put away wet, naw The longer the trail The slower she get an Them reins don’t work an She won’t […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

And Riding Familiarity, The Jockey Contempt.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2016
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Eye can smell you from here. You stink like queer. Don’t stand so near Me. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Play The Bossanova

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2016
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A ruler awaits. To hell with greats. This fellow here needs mention. Take it on slow now. Stopping shorta holy cow. Savoring the lack of […]

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Ancient History

On My Own, Naturally.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2016
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Nothing to see here. Move alone little doughgie. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Assholes Annonymous

Mister Brown Says Shush

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2016
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Babble. Do you speak babble mister Brown? Rattle. Can you rattle this clown? Saddle. Do we shut your ride down? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Assholes Annonymous

The President

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 9, 2016
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It’s right now stupid. Not tomorrow and No time now to Settle da scoreo. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Lovz Me Some Storz & Bickel

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2016
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Don’t put your mouth on that On that! Don’t put your mouth on that! You’re gonna crack your yap on that! Put your yap trap […]

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Boredom Sucks

Stopped Eating Now They’re Dead People

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2016
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Uh ya, don’t eat meat and The carrots are staring The potatoes have eyes are None of you caring? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Blessings Of The Ages

Gods Must Be Chosen Very Carefully

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 7, 2016
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God knows that you love her. You can’t get along without him. And pray you to the wrong god Your prospects will dim. Maybe they’re […]

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