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Year: 2016

Boredom Sucks

You Are In That Space ‘Tween Mind And Body

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2016
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You didn’t birth yourself and Your death will come unbidden. Your heavy heart will murder you If you always keep it hidden. Your mind will […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Critical Thinking

The Cost Of Wisdom Is Utter Stupidity

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2016
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Maybe you were born smart. Smarten up, you never heard. Maybe born with your mistakes made. Maybe never a discouraging word. Or maybe you were […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Don’t Think About Being Your Own Bah Bah Boss

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 13, 2016
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You ain’t smart enough. Or tough enough. To take the guff When they call your bluff Someone wants to see the boss. That takes some […]

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Ancient History

See? But This Snake Oil Wasn’t From Snakes.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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Your ancestors have shit in mind for you. You are doing what they want you to. You might get an idea and if they’re game, […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

Stop Trying To Change And Go ‘Round Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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People have been scared silly. And afraid to speak their mind. But few have ever been frightened enough To look behind unwind. There’s a tension […]

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acceptence Blessings Of The Ages

Could Ya Warn A Pal The Cost Of Wisdom?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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You must be a stupid bitch/bastard. You keep to yourself. It’s not you who saves the day. Must be some damn elf. No one needs […]

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Critical Thinking

Jesus Christ! He Had Lionel’s Genes!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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Wear your loafers sole side down. Plant your feet in hallowed ground. Scream through the ages Without sound. Watch the originator will be found, Not […]

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Ancient History Courage

Pretend We’re Not Pretending

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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Halt! Who goes there? The fire stickman said. But all that slipped outa No man’s head was Look I got my hands up! Doan shoot […]

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Madness Is In The Food My Wife The Bulldog

A Hobby Of Mental Illness

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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She laughed and cried. Whether baked or fried. Then honestly lied About How hard she tried To keep it all inside But the monster… It […]

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Awareness

Select Your Disappointment

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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What day will you feel dejected? What time will you experience loss? When will you bite that bullet headed Toward you now at all costs? […]

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It's Economics Man Response Able

Mama, Please Don’t Say That Shit Again.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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Repeat away like the past never happened And everyone’s lost their mind. Mama you say shit over and over but Mama I think that’s fine. […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest fair warning

Most People Don’t Deserve An Opinion

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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Long schooled by strangers. Messaged through a ton ‘o papers. Churned by professionals wrapped so tight. Couldn’t peel their unhuman with a scraper. Then they […]

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Critical Thinking Dense Is A Human Forrest

The Real World Isn’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 9, 2016
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A wretched life is waiting for you. Full of skinned knees and Holy shoes. Full of that’s stupid and So are you. Full of big […]

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Ancient History Courage

Hell Hath No Dull Moments

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2016
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These characters scheme and Dream their schemes and Pretend they walk asleep. They look sly Not eye to eye And broadcast a feeling creep. They […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Challenges Shall Not Me Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2016
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Motherfucker was beside himself. Couldn’t take another minute. He could in a minute change this view To one without him in it. There no hurting. […]

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Critical Thinking

Proud To Be No Go Joe

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2016
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Dude wasn’t moving. Don’t you cross his mind. You will ignite a shit storm pal. One you can’t unwind. Mister Still Undefined. The neighbors say […]

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Boredom Sucks Hurtsville

This Old Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2016
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Someone sitting alone there. Dude looks like he’s lost. Looks like he paid alot for life. And he didn’t count the cost. Which was everything. […]

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Courage Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Ya Chi

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2016
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Something to trip over Before the tripper tripped. You go ahead and flip over That shit which you just flipped. Ma’am I am your chain. […]

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Boredom Sucks Dense Is A Human Forrest

Two Steps Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 2, 2016
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Careful the noises you make. The wrong grunt get you in trouble. Doan go an do what you like. The man says you are not […]

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Ancient History Courage

Containers Of Power

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2016
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Where he points, His point anoints. He nods and plotters Plot. Glances at the net to spot What if anything they caught. Nada. Now, he […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

God Changes His Mind

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2016
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He said let there be light And sparked up a candle. Then swung cat away From his moon. And though there was light Cat was […]

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Courage Critical Thinking

Replace Habits With See Stems

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2016
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You didn’t do it. It wasn’t you. You were asleep, ya? Couldna been you! You’re not like that. That ain’t how you think. That would […]

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Courage Madness Is In The Food

Fuck You I Make Mistakes

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2016
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You have a hobby. It’s called denying. This ain’t about you. Deny…? Like lying?! I must be joking. I’m fucking joking. Ya better say you’re […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest fair warning

He Wasn’t On Time. He Was On Something Else.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2016
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Hey you mister complicator. Describing in long words. You don’t speak to people, no. You only speak to herds. One person takes too long, you […]

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Hurtsville Madness Is In The Food

Lawdy Let My Goodness Clean The Shit From My Fan

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2016
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How come I gotta be the nice guy? When shitters shit on me why lord why? I play safe when they don’t even try. They […]

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Madness Is In The Food

Red To Go

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2016
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Purple meant death if you Ain’t royalty. Black was reserved for Pirate types so You would agree To be boarded pal cause don’t you know […]

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Critical Thinking

It Wasn’t A Circle Of Life, It Was A Goddamn C!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2016
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Sweet Jesus living is good The second time around. When you’re not immersed in the good fight Calmly sitting down. Caress today’s plucked grapes. Imagine […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Hurtsville

Catch A Nigger By Da Toe Den An Ass Kickin’ E-Leet!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2016
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One day down by da reever. Ah see a liddle sheet. Da sheet seep outa da reever bank into Da haich two oh we drink. […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest fair warning

Better Than Playing To Win Is Playing To Play

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2016
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Take your ball and Head home if you want. This stupid shit is stupid shit! Stupid fucking shit and Stupid fucking shitters… Shitting stupid shitters […]

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Confidence Perseverence

Three People That Don’t Like You Is A Pretty Small Sample Size

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2016
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Some folks don’t even know you but They don’t like what they hear. And some folks can’t hear that well So they make a guess […]

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