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Month: January 2022

Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When Lies Touch

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 30, 2022
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Thunder in the distance Didn’t sound like thunder. Rumbling and tumbling Shook the bed we’re under. Afraid, we were and Just out there was Devastation […]

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Don't Copy This Self

How Dare You!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2022
  • 1 comment

His skin was like paper. All thin and white. Hesitant to speak lest He speak the not right. What if you disagree? Wouldn’t he Be […]

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History Bitch

Occupy Truck Street

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2022
  • 1 comment

The bombs were piled high. No one asked why They just slowly sauntered by Mount Destruction. But the suction… The suction of destruction was too […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Birds Of Eclipse

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 28, 2022
  • 1 comment

The sun went away for Many a day and no one did say We are fucked! No, instead they saw edges And the depth of […]

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Dey Funny

When You Wouldn’t Shake My Hand

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 28, 2022
  • 2 comments

When the mind caved in We couldn’t get out. There was no out, we were in. Out quickly faded and inners now jaded Bade imagining […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Restless Natives Parade Please. We Need A Picture Of Every Face.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 27, 2022
  • 1 comment

Firewood was chopped and stacked. Nothing needed gathered. Whoops of joy from the warriors mouths Music their conductors heard. How they felt was managed, true. […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Don’t Let Me Hurt You

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 26, 2022
  • 1 comment

Your heart is burning And that is bad. You wonder if it’s that meal you had. But no, It’s me. I’m a pain, it’s sad… […]

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Dey Funny

Holier Than Thou

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 26, 2022
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Dear sister and brother. I’d like to break this to the family on my own terms and at my own timeframe but I have a […]

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Hurtsville

This Guy Is Not My Friend

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 26, 2022
  • 1 comment

My mom died on January 18, 2022. She died of loneliness. She contracted a bad case of politics which quickly progressed into full on fear, […]

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Livin' In The State Of Trance

A Dugout, A Fence and The Abattoir.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 26, 2022
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Moo! Said one guy. The others’ mooed too. They didn’t notice they were standing in poo. Even if they did, what could they do? Surrounded […]

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Assholes Annonymous

My Mother’s Killers

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2022
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She was sweet as pie. Always said hi! And maybe she killed my mother. He was pleasant enough. Never was gruff. And maybe he killed […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Sneaking Into Heaven

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 20, 2022
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There’s no I.D. Just a real stern look If you want to break in to heaven. Gates? You’ll wonder where then. Are the gates? If […]

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Hurtsville

First Day Momless

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 20, 2022
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Damn it’s cold When the one you knowed Would watch for you is gone. Feels like I missed a dawn On a brand new day […]

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Hurtsville

Mom Died Again

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 19, 2022
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You’re in that club That never closes. There is no time and clocks? What are those and The breeze is soft and The light is […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Stupid Don’t Feel Stupid

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2022
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Let’s say you are a brain surgeon. And you don’t have no brain. What you gonna do when they find out? Nothing like brainless pain. […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Yes I Stole From Thieves

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2022
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The guy said hand it over So I did and over crushed him. Slow tilted and then it rushed him. Buddy glanced eyes skyward. Exclaimed, […]

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History Bitch

History Stutters

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2022
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Jesus hada die Nine damn times. Before he got it right. Couldn’t die at breakfast. Lunch didn’t work. Jesus hada die at night. Dying like […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

I Said Boy Don’t Hide Your Feelings Just Hide

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2022
  • 1 comment

Bout eleven pee em When the sireens rang Was an erie damn feelin’ Like the angels brang A hole new reality One that he Tested […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

If You Don’t Record Your Recollections

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2022
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He did it one time. It were not no crime. To do things one time. Then draw no map. That’s where it’s at. You tell […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

D.U.M.B.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2022
  • 1 comment

A mother and daughter. A father and husband. Three went out to fly. They didn’t think to try. To avoid the system. It is… they […]

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fair warning

And Once We Couldn’t Remember, Then They Took Our Memories.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 13, 2022
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He picked things up And put things down. He moved them here And all around. Do you think those damn things Were ever found?! No, […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

No Clowns On The Trap Ease

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 7, 2022
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They were hanging by a thread. So far overhead Accentuating dread At every flip. What if they missed?! The crowd knew this So they watched […]

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Don't Copy This Self

They’re All Barbeque Chips

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 3, 2022
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He wouldn’t take the chip On their first damn try. But six jabs later He began to ask why. Why would he lineup And bare […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Between Dawglas And Kitty-Cats

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 2, 2022
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Heaven is a real place. Where real people get to. And real cats. And real dogs. And anyone who feels the draw The draw of […]

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Fuck You Gotta Be Kidding

This Year I’m Gonna

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 2, 2022
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Gonna get so wide I be narrow. Large a come so fast I need a barrow. Wheel dat cash thru no tomorrow. No shit given […]

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Everybody Git One Day

One Light Year North

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 1, 2022
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Watch your speed, he said. Though in me, dread. I asked not where we went. All curiosity spent. I watched, in horror. The closer we […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Buddy Will Break His Own Fall

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 1, 2022
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He did a nice, big swann. Kiss blown to his fans Then dude continued on. That smile, you knew, he flossed. That smile, you knew, […]

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Y'all Tered States

Happy And Merry Ain’t Here! Go Home!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 1, 2022
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Really no reason to get all upset. Lost fair and square Your little bet. Course, now comes a time of large regret. You gotta pay […]

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