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Month: October 2023

Response Able

Calling Someone The Wrong Name 500 Times

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2023
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Okay, mistakes were made And some by me. I’ve been called right out. Been accused of being daft And I likely was. But could you […]

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Dreams That Make Your Hands Dirty

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 30, 2023
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Yes, put that mask on. And go. to. work. Don’t let them see you, or Mayday shirk. Say what they tell you to! Stand like […]

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Awareness

Gavin

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2023
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You made me sick bro. To my stomach. Talent, good looks. Hugs. You brought it. With your own hand, You bought it. Brother, so far […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

The Old Bait And Switch

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2023
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Buddy shops for second hand shoes. Walking their walk. Talking their talk. Feeling happy and their blues. Take a little quick step Buddy, don’t ya […]

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Y'all Tered States

All Six Sides Had A Price

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2023
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It was bad in the caves. No windows, no doors. No carpet on the floors. No nothing is yours. We saw in our souls. Scraped […]

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You Pain Attention?

Satan Rents Narcissists

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2023
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Buddy was up to here with eating crow. Even though He seemed to like it. Crow was a good fit. Crow went great with humble […]

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fair warning

The Grater Fool

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2023
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Fingernails on a blackboard. A squeak that won’t stop squeaking. A stuck zipper, a tire gone flat. A roof that won’t stop leaking. A can […]

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Everybody Git One Day

The Senior Years

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2023
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Tissues and holy socks. Stories filled with hard knocks. Broken synapses, memory blocks. Whom did what with my keys? We can’t do as we please. […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

There Was No Tipperary, It Was Just A Song.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2023
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Here, in the goddamn trenches. Ya won’t find you no wenches. There ain’t no prancing, No belly dancing, We got shit to do! You must […]

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You Pain Attention?

When Satan Calls Don’t Answer

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 12, 2023
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Motherfucker musta hadda info stick. So damn thick Was his accent. He bent Every damn rule bout Splainin’ like splainin’ has Somethin’ to do With […]

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Operating Systems

Jesus, Where Is The Mercy?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 12, 2023
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Buddy shit his goddamn pants Every chance He got. Like shit pants or not. Shit pants has it’s spot. In striving, you get caught With […]

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Team Godya!

The Wall Of God

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2023
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Still gotta cut the goddamn lawn. Still gotta wipe your ass. Still gonna rush to not be late. Still hate the cost of gas. But […]

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Jesus Christ I'm Stupid

Lucifer Begins With Nothing

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2023
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Don’t move a muscle. Don’t change a bit. Do what you want. Don’t wanna? Fuck it! Fuck them. Their friends. Their next of kin. Don’t […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Buddy Gave His Whole Damn Heart To The Force Of Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2023
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Thank you Lord, for saving my life. I wear that hat but something ain’t right. My thinking’s bin wonky. Shit’s hitting the fan. I gotta […]

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