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Confidence

When Father Said “It’s Close” He Wasn’t Talkin’ No Humidity.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 6, 2016
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Jesus boy, it’s fitty fitty. How you fit in there? Couldja hold your breath? Forget regret? Wouldja stroll in there threadbare? Naw take it cool. […]

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Confidence fair warning

The Boss Wasn’t Always

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2016
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Today they look right at you. You are a movie star. Respect and attention, you’ve got it. You know just who you are. But then […]

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Confidence It's Economics Man

But If You Ain’t A Prisoner There IS No Delimma

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 12, 2016
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Shit’s gotta work out for y’all. Y’all done heeded da call. Broke yourselves through every wall. And lordy dat take some balls. Whatever ya got […]

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Confidence Perseverence

Three People That Don’t Like You Is A Pretty Small Sample Size

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2016
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Some folks don’t even know you but They don’t like what they hear. And some folks can’t hear that well So they make a guess […]

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Confidence It's All About Contrast

You. Regulator.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2015
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Reality is one way. You are another. A babe of Mrs. Nature but She is not your mother. You march to a walking sound A […]

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Confidence Courage

The Winner Gets Nada And Losers Double That

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 29, 2015
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Pass through the morning Slip into town Fall outa favor Act like a clown. Skip through tomorrow Squeak though today Sideways through life A silly […]

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Awareness Confidence

Shit Don’t Have To Stay Like It Is, Like It Is.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2015
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You could twitch. You could bitch. You could be the scratch’s itch. You could look away. You could say hey! Yover here, over here, over […]

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Confidence Courage

Thirty Thousand People Made It Out Alive And Those Bastards Bet It All On You

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2015
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The Toba Catastrophe was A pretty big deal. Just the world coming to an end. But you and me, we made it through. Cradled by […]

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Confidence

Freedom Is Too Expensive

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 8, 2015
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Many folks work for themselves. They work harder for their current boss than they would for any other boss on account of this boss got […]

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Confidence

In Battle We Learned

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 8, 2015
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A broadsword to the shoulder. Armour how he loved thee! To strike, strike out in retaliation, Swinging wild and free. Take three! And one to […]

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Confidence

N’en She Take Half N’en D. Lawyer Take Half N’en

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 25, 2015
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The grass is so green on that side of the fence! So green and so clean with no weeds to be seen! There’s no in-between, […]

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Confidence Courage

At Three Years Old He Fought Giants

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2015
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Like you would talk back to a monster! Sittin’ there shitting yer pants Mister monster spits and stretches the truth, He whimpers and whines and […]

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Biological Tools Confidence

Good Procrastination

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2015
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Most folks enjoy scary rides. They are willing to pay big to voluntarily experience the same rush of anxiety that can be had by just […]

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Confidence

No Sense Leaving Well Enough Alone

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2015
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Most folks want to be themselves. They want to be a self which goes along to get along and if that requires them to be […]

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Confidence

You Gotta Try Real Hard To Stay Stupid

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2015
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Most folks are followers. They don’t want to step on anyone’s heels and that’s what you have to do to pass, no? Thank you, friend. […]

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Confidence

When Someone Gets Between You & Yer Dream, Dream How To Get Around Them.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2015
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Most folks get permission. They do what’s right and they do the right thing even if it ain’t right for little ‘ol them. Thank you, […]

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Confidence

If Being Yerself Was Safe Everyone Would Let You

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 13, 2015
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Most folks have expectations. They bend and shape reality anyway they want to even though the bends and benders can’t shape up. Thank you, friend. […]

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Confidence Critical Thinking

Act Like Yerself Would Act Then Cut Back On Yer Acting

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2015
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Be brave. Be brave enough to hide your courage. Bite yer tongue. Shut yer damn pie hole and Freeze yer teeth and Give yer tongue […]

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Confidence Critical Thinking

It Was A Warning Shot Across The Bow But Dude Thought HA HA, Missed!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2015
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Many folks anticipate. They get in the short line rather than the long line and they guess what others might be guessing on account of […]

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Confidence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Stacking Team Admiration

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 22, 2015
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Oh shit, it’s just me. Don’t get up. I’ll sit here by the terlot. In the stink called me, me, me. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness Confidence

When People Do What They HAVE TO – There Is No Stopping Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 12, 2011
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Try blocking the path of anyone who desperately needs to go to the bathroom. As sure as shit sticks to blankets, you’ll quickly be wearing […]

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acceptence Confidence Courage

The Young Collection Agent Called Me A Loser. I Am Forced To Agree With Him.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 6, 2010
  • 12 comments

“Anybody who goes bankrupt is a LOSER!” The smart-alecky whippersnapper collection agent yipped at me. “Did you just call me stupid?!” was the brightest thing […]

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Awareness Biological Tools Confidence Critical Thinking

As Long As I Can Pee I Will Never Suffer From Writer’s Block

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2010
  • 10 comments

You are about to be immunized from writer’s block. Now uh, the first thing I need to do is put my hands in your pockets… […]

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Awareness Biological Tools Confidence Courage

Want A Clean Mind? Change It More Often Than Your Underwear

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2010
  • 10 comments

Mysteries will not uncover themselves. They need us. I am so wishy-washy. But fortunately for me,  I am not alone. Anyone in my culture who […]

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Confidence Courage Operating Systems

My Secret Blog Idea Plan – How To Appear Extweemly, Extweemly Intelligent

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 28, 2010
  • 133 comments

Original ideas are a dime a dozen. Here is my formula for faking new perspectives: I think of something: for example (cars) and ask my […]

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Confidence Courage Personal Improvement

I Resemble That Remark

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 12, 2010
  • 1 comment

Since joining John Thornhill’s Masterclass of online entrepreneurs, I feel different. Very different. Perhaps its the birds of a feather thing that is getting on […]

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Awareness Confidence Critical Thinking Long Term Thinking

Nothing Wrong With Wanting To

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2010
  • 2 comments

Don’t forget your worries in your old kit bag We carry far too much guilt in our baggage. Why we cart it along is a […]

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Awareness Caring Confidence Critical Thinking

Fear – Good Motivator for Stupid Managers

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 28, 2010
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The first few years I was a manager I had no clue what I was doing. Like a lot of managers. I had fooled my […]

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Awareness Confidence Critical Thinking Personal Improvement

Battle for the Universe – Entropy vs Kaizen

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 25, 2010
  • 5 comments

Yes, here we go. Broken leg, 42 Smith Street, January 24 at 4:13 pm You have an enemy bent on your inevitable destruction. Okay, it’s […]

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Awareness Confidence Courage Critical Thinking

Suit Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2010
  • 1 comment

Hello, I’m Captain Nutso I’ve been acting weird lately. Actually, if you were to ask almost anyone who knows me, they would add that it […]

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