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Category: Human Nature Don’t Have To Be Natural

Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Professional Stomach Churners

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 10, 2016
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Where you bin? What your game? This here picture ain’t the same As the picture you’re presenting now. Where you from holy cow! Are you […]

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Biological Tools Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Wrapping The Earth In Mind

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 10, 2016
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Just before snapped is Stretched to the limit which Is often a limit so fleeting As to not appear as a Limit. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Critical Thinking Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Really Good Days Added Eight Percent. Without ‘Em, Ninety-eight.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 4, 2016
  • 1 comment

Ninety-eight percent of Three-sixty-five leaves A whole damn week A year to shit down Someone’s neck and Walk around with a frown. For the other […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

There’s A Dark Light Shining Behind Your Eyes

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2015
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You look out. No really, look out. You point your peepers and Dark energy sings. It wants to bring What you see. Thank you, friend. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural It's All About Contrast

Your Phone Is Dead. Your Payment’s Late. What’s A Good Phone To Do?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2015
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Oh if dad were alive He’d know what to do. Dad’d know what to do. He’d start with a bitta wet wood And, A few […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Brang Yer Own Self Home

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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Got your specific number. Got your specific  name. Got your specific entourage. You got that specific game. You play. I’m out. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural Hurtsville

Shit Ya There Was A Gang War And One Gang Had All The Guns

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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A red bandana. Dude got dead cause he ignored The rule about red bandanas. On this turf no bandanas. Badges on hats and epaulets. Spit […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Jack Shit Ain’t Dopin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 14, 2015
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Ya Billy’s not in the race. He’s sidelining guy Handing out water To other guys setting the pace. A bitta pill for his mama Grace. […]

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fair warning Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The New Nigger, Cheatin’ Jewish, Commie Bastard.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 14, 2015
  • 1 comment

Shit got you fired. Never hired. Counta wired. Chased by cops. A billion stops. And lawyer pops. No rent for you. Take’r damn kids too. […]

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Critical Thinking Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

This Flow You Go With

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 9, 2015
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You ain’t joined nothin’. Least not that you know. Could it be you joined By where you live and growed? Maybe hoe de hoed? Thank […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural Hurtsville

Sorry I Told You

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 9, 2015
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You were gonna do something I asked you to. Kina took your initiative And through it through A strip of glue Held us together. Thank […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural It's Economics Man

This Cycle Must Be Rode

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 8, 2015
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Snake oil was expensive Then it was not. Chocolate was expensive Then it was not. Life was valuable Then it was not. We were caught […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural Hurtsville

Less People Shooting More People More Often

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 3, 2015
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At the end of the road were Some folks who were lost. They hada get home at Any cost. THEY WERE LOST! Man… Dontcha see […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Nonamee Vilhelm

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 2, 2015
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I’m comin’ coming. I’ll see you there. Don’t tell nobody. Nobody, y’hear? Fanfare fuckit. Man I ain’t there. I rock the boat doh. That much […]

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acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

He Came Out Swangin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 1, 2015
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You, you got that swagger. That confidence and strength. You, you go the distance. To any goddamn length. You get shit done. And you have […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Here Watch Stupid

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2015
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Couldya pipe dumb in? Couldya spread it with a wink? Couldya send it via photon To hamper how I think? Couldya message kinda stink? Couldit […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When You Don’t Know You’ve Been Fishing Till The Hook Is In Yer Mouth

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2015
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Oh you walked right in. Some’d say waltzed. You look no way and You got the balls To come-a my road an play? Doanknow what […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When Can I Be Me?

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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You didn’t make yourself yes. Shit yourself yes. Starved yourself yes. Pissed yourself yes. Cried yourself yes. Waved madly yes. Kicked motherfucker yes. You Motherfucker, […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Y’ain’t Gittin’ This By Doin’ That

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2015
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Trying hard ain’t the answer. Working your fingers to the bone. Ain’t you got any hidden skills? A skill or two you could hone? You […]

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Queen Of Correlation

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2015
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It was this. This was that. From here she don’t Know where she’s at. That’s her map. In her lap Soakin’ up them tears. Thank […]

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fair warning Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

You Was The Name Of Asshole

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2015
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Think for a minute and If you can’t then Asso be thy Name. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Was The Future Rosy Or Was That Just A Sunset?

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 11, 2015
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So many damn words. So many ways to hear them. The endless pictures painted by them Fill the whole bloody canvas. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural Long Term Thinking

Huh… The Road Less Traveled Only Costs Everything…

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2015
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Don’t be like yourself right now Forever. Give the next you a chance to sing. Exit stage left to the change rooms in back Let’s […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural Shitty Ain't How It Always Is

When The Lord Don’t Know Whose Team Yer On

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 4, 2015
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Ya play. Play hard. Let other players Play hard too. Just remember. Only playin’. Most other players Only playin’too. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Gonna Git Me In The Greeting Card Biz

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2015
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Y’ain’t changin’ minds. Not like you could. Y’ain’t charging eight or Maybe nine damn bucks For a real thin chunka wood. With a place to […]

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fair warning Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

They Suggested Dude Do The Right Thing But Dude Wasn’t Taking Suggestions

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2015
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When you see a mind made up LOOK AWAY! Lest your mind make up too. You’ll always know what to do. Every time! Always know […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Then Mister Magic Asked – Do Ya Wanna Dissappear?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 30, 2015
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Dirt hides stuff. Ats why you put it on top. You put a little dirt and then You don’t get caught. Then you stay real […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Be At The Scene Of Your Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 29, 2015
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This person wasn’t present. Didn’t know they died. Sadly, not alone. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Your Monster Hates The Clear View You

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 28, 2015
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Buddy you’re in a battle. A battle for your life. Brought your shooter and Your yipper too. Playing at any price. The shadow of two […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Choose Your Words Carefully Cause They Don’t Go Away

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 28, 2015
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You hear everything you say. Good or bad, night or day. Words aren’t free, They cost. You pay. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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