Archive for November, 2015

Twitch Says You Outside Yerself

Before you seize all up. Before you’re outa guts. Before they prove you’re nuts. Before you yell yay ruts! Go sideways. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Here Watch Stupid

Couldya pipe dumb in? Couldya spread it with a wink? Couldya send it via photon To hamper how I think? Couldya message kinda stink? Couldit make me sorta blink? Maybe hit me ina sink An spill my cookies? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Counterfeit Citizen

You can say who you are. What you say matters not. Photos, references and next of kin proof. You better be packing the lot. Or you ain’t crossing Imaginary Line. There’s nowhere you can go. Sit back down and don’t take a number. This ain’t some stupid game you know! Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

How Many Things You Wanna Not Talk About?

Ya you are mad. Not angry, mad. That ain’t so bad. Long as you’re glad. ‘Bout being really sad. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Say You Don’t Know What To Do An I Thought The Same As You

Yes there is Another way Look and it Will find you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

He Wished She Had An Eye On Her Chin So She Could Watch Her Mouth

Smoke was drawn to him Wanted in his lungs Gettum up the ladder Coupla rungs Then he look down Says wipe that frown Off his face Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Déjà Vu Is Uhh

You know me. You an me friends. Together once. Now again. Like you sayin’. Just me prayin’. Y’all come back, y’hear? Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

The Kids Was So Close to Being Alike He Split ‘Em Up By Color And Weight

They made shit up about him. Called him Canadian and white Said buddy you pray to one of these gods And don’t you stay up all night You got a job. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

They Pointed To Where You Were But You Aren’t There

Slippery you Moving to Another damn dimension. See you here So faded dear Shadows cast with apprehension. You tried hard not Even though fraught Didn’t get caught By suspended animation. Thank you, friend. Barry out.      

The Winner Gets Nada And Losers Double That

Pass through the morning Slip into town Fall outa favor Act like a clown. Skip through tomorrow Squeak though today Sideways through life A silly game you play Stop paying attention Go with the flow Don’t cross the rubicon Why cantya say no? Stay on go. Stuck on fro. You don’t know But you will… […]

There’s A Joke And You Are In It

Two people walking down the street. One just sauntering, the other asleep. In front of a loud sign the two of them meet The sign says you saved! and to the other one speaks Says, I saved diligently all my life Saved up the good, the bad and the strife All it ever got me […]

When You Don’t Know You’ve Been Fishing Till The Hook Is In Yer Mouth

Oh you walked right in. Some’d say waltzed. You look no way and You got the balls To come-a my road an play? Doanknow what to say. ‘Cept have your way. An the highway here is busy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

She Could Give You As Much Love As Two Damn People

Kraft Dinner loves some people. Some people love Kraft Dinner. Kay Dee loves you on sale And at the regular price. Hell,  Kay Dee gonna love you if you Naughty or nice. So don’t think twice You’re on thin ice. Kay Dee gonna save you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

There Was More Of Him Coming Out Than One Person Could Manage

Shit just doesn’t happen. Someone gotta say Look Here! And if someone does… Look out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Beggar Got So Good At Fillin’ Other People’s Shoes He Couldn’t Even Fill His Own

See Joey takes shit to heart. Some shit tears Joey apart. Joey worries about it ya Joey’d love to say Ta Da! Just friggin’ with you all Joey’s here to take the fall An mama don’t you call I’ll call you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Minds Changed In Two Damn Minutes. Get In Line Over Here.

Your house. Is not your house. ( skip your taxes and you will see ) You body. Is not your body. ( hearts attack humans mercilessly ) You mind. Is not your mind. ( belongs to your attention which you give away free ) Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Doh!ble Warming

Then some gods stopped working. Ya they just up ‘n quit. Some folks wenta bit crazy. Thinkin’ their god got lazy. Everything from there gets hazy. Hazy and too damn hot. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Plants Speak Only In The Fifth Dimension

Tension taste it. Stress test it. Fear feel it. Holy you antenna! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Wanted Dead Or Alive

Your friends will fuck you. Enemies too. But your friends are close and Enemies few. Hopefully that’s true. Cause if it’s not, Politician you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Darbage Out

Take a back road. Take a slow road. Take a narrow road. Take an old road. But take it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Today’s Threats

Ahh, you don’t like me. I can tell. You say stay away. I say swell. The road I take less traveled. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Can I Be Me?

You didn’t make yourself yes. Shit yourself yes. Starved yourself yes. Pissed yourself yes. Cried yourself yes. Waved madly yes. Kicked motherfucker yes. You Motherfucker, yes. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Fuck Nice

Fuck lickin stamps. Fuck lickin chops. Fuck lickin fingers whila doorman knocks. Fuck pillza takin’. Fuck pleasent makin’. Fuck laws and p-p-profit makin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Trail Me Billy

Set for me a trap. Allow me fall right innit. Pretend it ain’t no trap. Pretend I didn’t fall innit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

A Cake Baked With Seventeen Percent This And Forty-Two Percent That

Oh, you’ve got the recipe! Good. Got you now the Ingredients? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Bark like A Tree

High dee ho Mister Gruff. You say that’s enough. Playin’ with your putter in the rough. You think you got it tough. Pally you full of stuff. Thankyou, friend. Barry out.

Your Attention Please And Even If You Don’t

Look at yourself. Attention paid. Whatcha lookin’ at?! Wanna git dead? Loaded. Aim with caution. On purpose. Thank you, friend. Barry out .  

First Member, Then Re-Member.

Uhh… Huh? Hey! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

It’s Gonna Take Effort To Not Be You

Idealist you. You’ve got a favorite color. How bout your favorite song? There’s a group you pine to belong to Even if you don’t belong. Your very best behavior. You can’t keep it up. Someone who knows you intimately Knows you’re kinda rough. Falling like you do. Falling, falling, fall. You’re falling for yourself! Thank […]

Your Job? Create Play-sure. Tons & Tonsa Play-sure.

Whistle while you work. Tip your hat to a child. Toss approving nods all over the place. Play with an animule. Thank you, friend. Barry out.