Archive for 2018

Does Loser Give Off A Smell That Only Losers Can’t Smell?

Malodorous. He was one of us and He held a high position. Ranking. High ranking. You hadda have the Right disposition.    

Marijuana – Wild Mexican Tobacco!

Oh, we gonna have some big fun tonight! Our cheeks will hurt. We’ll double dessert. People will stare. We’ll try not to care. ‘Cause there baby we’re High as fuck.  


Today ain’t good and Tamorry ain’t no better. But what’s a couple changes to An old go getter? Go get this. Go get that. Hurry up man! Get on back! Changed our mind. You change yours. Get back down On all fours. You stand tall. Only if you wobble. No stead fast. That breeds trouble. […]

Fuck You Tragedy And You Bastard Malevolence!

Jesus christ, he wanted to cry. He needed shouting in his ears why, WHY?! Fooled him bad, he didn’t even try To forgive them. Because it wasn’t them. They were only men. It would come again. And if he wasn’t careful Get more than his shareful. Ain’t helpin’ be prayerful. Do the old three sixty. […]

Aquired Intelligence Deficiency

You think you are smart. But you’re not. You think there’s more to get. So it’s got You. It’s illusion. The confusion. Of diffusion. Gotcha losin’ Your mind. There is no way out. So don’t flop about. Focus your clout. That is the prize they are after.  

They Have Swarm Intelligence And You Don’t

Your enemies are plotting your demise. They are fed up with your poorly crafted lies. Your legs had better work or your disguise Of being crippled but Victim hip though Could come crashing to an end, doh! Upsetting all your apple carts, Would that be wise? Find your third man and Stick with him. Visit Stockholm […]

Give Placebo A Chance

Love won’t hardly touch lower back torture. A friendly visit don’t do shit to fix that knee. You just need to take a walk. Maybe pep yourself a talk. How bout knock that bullshit off… Maybe stop complaining? Put your faith in magic water. The kind you bless, you really oughta – Direct your power […]

Sorry Non Karmic Believers

Thank you mister po-po at the all vehicle check-check stop. Thank you for succumbing to Karma. Thank you pair of cops, out fucking the dog. What an easy score I would have made. For the Lazy Duo an me packin’ life ‘o. Sittin’ back ‘o. Not tobacco. It ain’t crack ho. Gitten on track doh. […]

What It Is

Know ye how to disagree. It ain’t free. To disagree. Know the cost of disagreement. Know bereavement. Know what I’m leavin’ meant. You fucking idiot! Are you blind! Do you mind! Jesus Christ! Don’t think twice! You FUCKING IDIOT! Carry on.  

The Balance Sheet Of Love

Love IN and Love OUT. Love IN first before Love OUT. Too much love IN, Get low love OUT. Low love left IN From too much OUT, Leave little love To thrash about. And thrash it does. It screams and shouts. Put more love IN! And less love OUT.      

LSMA – Less Say More Action

A closed pie hole saves Itself for pie. It doesn’t interfere. It doesn’t ask why. Changes what it can. Mostly changes pie. Doesn’t pick up all the chunks Of a still not falling sky. Here to watch the show. Guess a plot unfolds like so. You don’t make it go. You’re just an actor.  

Lucky Is A Double Edge Sword

Make it. Push it. Gobble yours up. Hard to get a handle on Bad ‘ol luck. Gotta make a place to park it. Or it will never ever darken The doorway To you way And how you get to it. It’s a stranger. Hint ‘o danger. Re-arranger of life. Luck doesn’t play nice. It’s fire […]

There Is Ex Amount Of People And Less Amount Of Confidence

You are. Pissed off. Rejected. Dejected. Reflecting. Deflecting. Absconding. Belonging. Get ahead now. Or dead how? It’s all the same. A bloody game. Wild then tame. Yourself to blame Even if you don’t acknowledge it.

Get Yer Whirlwind On

You’re a sucker for punishment. A sucker for love. You have sucked from below. Want to try from above. It keeps coming around. And going ’round without asking. No one to ask it… No taskers have tasked it. Is it torn aye doh or Torn ahh doh…? Matters not ’cause where you go Also goes […]

They’re Not Days, They’re New Dimensions.

Man, you’ve got to work hard. On full re-tard. If you want to keep things the same. You have to clear the room every game. And the clearing, it gets lame. Then who will take the blame? This lameness, Acquaints us, With ain’t us, Each day. Says this ain’t the way. It’s double you pay. […]

If Yer Piss Is Toxic, Don’t Drink It.

Watch that bullshat coming out of your mouth. Some of it gets in your ears. To get that bullshat cleaned back out, Can take years and years and years. Eat your words slowly and swallow them well. Spit ’em out curiously in the stories you tell. Tell the same stories over and over but Call […]

Just Know When You Enter The Spell Zone

Wait, there’s no one coming. Stop and go and stop. Not slow enough past a school. Withdrawal by the camera cop. People are tired. Some are wired. One bin fired. Better warn ’em before you do. They’ll shake fists and firearms too. Maybe phone to put the screws to you. At’s what they do… Whenever […]

Jesus, The World You Made For Me Is So Fucked Up.

Lawd… I pray… Please Lawdy hep me! I beg of you, get me through, Just this day and night! Please help me fight! Throw more wet on this bag! Could you push, pull or drag Another puncher. Hep me puncture This yuge paper bag? Lawdy…? I need a savior! I am your slave here and […]

Momma Mouse, It Wasn’t Me. Or Was It?

We strolled through the evergreen grove. Little Touche and I. He’s a good cat and I’m a good guy. Neither cat nor guy that curious, just meandering side by side. Came upon an innocent baby mouse and that innocent beggar died. Squeaking… so sad, I had to walk away. But Touche and his unfortunate prey, […]

Zero Regretsville If Only You Get It

“If only.” Those were the words of wisdom my father passed on to me from his deathbed. Wha…? I remember thinking. Dad just gazed blankly from his hospital type living bunk into the nothing-to-see-here, you-better-be-sixty-plus-and-no-working-on-cars trailer park. If only… At first I was pissed that he passed so little on to me but still, I […]

No Effen Cats On Counters!

Everyone has a station in life. Some people live underground and toil their entire lives in tunnels. Other folks survive day in and day out, living and working under water. Sailors live on the ocean. Farmers live on the land. A few people love to live in the air. But politicians live on cloud nine […]

Asshole As A First Language

Tons of people are tough talkers. They’re all about competition and getting theirs first. Ain’t enough for everyone and why not pile a million potatoes up? Who gives a rat’s petunia if the spuds rot under their own weight. Screw collaboration. To hell with synergy. Fuck the long view. Standing on the shoulders of clients… […]

Respect For The Disrespected

Hand shook too damn long. Smiling big and strong. Like you don’t belong. It’s a movie. You’re an extra, see? You’re on Life TV. You ain’t pay no fee. You’re an actor. It’s all make believe. No one says decieve. Pretty much agreed It’s an act though. Don’t get all upset. Maybe make regrets. Based […]

The InEquality Law Of Price

A few folks invent everything. Take a look around your room. What there did you invent? Think about the inventions within inventions all around you and you, you didn’t invent shit! WTF? Price’s Law is what the fuck. A few folks invent everything… Price’s Law

It’s Nineteen Eighty Four Every Year

They said they’d change our names. They said they’d play no games. They said they’d do the same To protect the innocent. Then they said we were not them. And there would be, ahem… An investigation into our intent. They were hell bent. To collect the rent. On a place they all knew very well […]

When The King Changes His Name

His annointing through pointing Was not to be questioned and No body mentioned that He was fat. And a slow turd. Never was that ever heard cause They were blinded by gold. And those not beholding it All took their shifts ’til They worked round the clock. And most of them thought That working hard […]

Murder By Suicide

It was a one person show. With nowhere to go Said look out below And wouldn’t ya know Before they said slow Slow it all down Or you will be found Tethered to a rod So far from God and You wouldn’t have trodden This far on your own. You must have been shown This […]

In This Body-Bag You’re The Zipper

They think you’re dead. Gurgle if you’re not. Cause if you don’t The beggars won’t Do shit. They’ll leave you zipped up tight.

The Fucking Disgusting Catholic Church

Oh, you better have a favorite color. You better like a certain dee-sign-or. You better take whatever you can Cause you ain’t a’gettin’ anymore. Wear some shiny robes. Drink from shiny globes. Put ’em on their knees. Read ’em your decrees. Give ’em justa bitta hope. Get too much, you show ’em nope! Sing and […]

Love As An Invention

Love, you can make up. But try it, You cannot make up luck. You can’t build steam. You shan’t force dreams. Can’t stop schemes. Nor hold main beams. Nor end all screams For justice. No, love, you must invent.