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Month: March 2016

Dense Is A Human Forrest Madness Is In The Food

You Never Want To Meet Your Maker

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  • March 31, 2016
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Who cares who made your underwear?! Or skidmark remover gel? And whomever invented parking meters Isn’t damned all ways to hell. A million creations serve […]

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Ancient History Hurtsville

A Priest Stole Money Then With God’s Help, Gambled It All Away.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2016
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Chance was a very big dude. Chance don’t like no takers. You believe in the god of luck? You wanna bet on the Lakers? Maybe […]

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Courage It's All About Contrast

Sports Ain’t Rigged. Elections Aren’t Fixed And The Check Is In The Mail.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2016
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Yes sir,  Ah believe it’s true! A little bitta love each day will do. Just a smidge of love, A pinch of love. A playful […]

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Blessings Of The Ages It's Economics Man

If You Don’t Make It You Ain’t Gonna Make It

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2016
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Pretend today isa whore. Pretend today wants more. Pretend today can’t get enough Don’t give her she’ll be Out that door. So quick you’re headle […]

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Ancient History Boredom Sucks

God, Canada And The National Hockey League Work For The Same Damn Guy.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 29, 2016
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You. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Blessings Of The Ages

Dude’s Daddy Was A Spanker And Daddy Spanked With His Boots

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  • March 29, 2016
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There was no room for disagreement. Retarded was in the game. No matter how you played it The ending remained the same. You don’t talk […]

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Ancient History Dense Is A Human Forrest

For Lunch, The Corporations Ate People. Supper? The Inc’s Ate People. Snacks? The Corps Ate People.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 29, 2016
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Praugh, praugh, praugh Profit. Can’t get enough of it. Like a big damn pile of bravery medals Sittin’ in your living room. Medals taste bad […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Can’t Remember The Future? You’re Screwed!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 27, 2016
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Plan. Work it. Go your way. Stay out the way so You can notice. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Hurtsville

Mortar The Evil Pony

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2016
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Some a dah milk go bad Worse chocolate ever bin had. Drive a chocolate lover mad. Sad. But, take’it what once bin sad. Thank you, […]

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Biological Tools Long Term Thinking

Look For Your Map. See Where You’re Headed.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 18, 2016
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A long way away anda Long time ago, The genes wearing you bet Today would be so. They set it in play and leading Up […]

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Awareness

They Were Stopped By Signs

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 18, 2016
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He said bend and the son-of-bitch bent. Sure it was only a fender but Boy, did he bender! He said bend and nearly nothing Wasn’t […]

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Shit Just Came To Me You Ain't The Bossamee

The Reign Of Self

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  • March 18, 2016
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Show them how to listen. Listen and watch and learn. Show them how to enjoy the sun Without suffering a bad sunburn. Show them how […]

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Blessings Of The Ages It's All About Contrast

For Those Unwilling To Act Their Age

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  • March 18, 2016
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A five dollar card in a garbage can. Betcha that can wasn’t in the plan When the five dollar bill switched hands. Uh Uh. *** […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Madness Is In The Food

Passport Please

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2016
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He was born in Pain and that’s Where he lived. Happy as you can be in Pain. People there were so similar Ask’em, they’d say […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

If Careless Isn’t In The Air

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2016
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Oh jesus please, no, not you! Don’t tell them that you did it. It couldn’t be you! Say it isn’t true! It couldn’t be you, […]

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Critical Thinking Response Able

This Wee Thing You Lift

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2016
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Can’t be yourself you say. Not there now anyway. Tell me who paved the way To this destination? Oh no, it couldn’t be you! That […]

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Critical Thinking Dense Is A Human Forrest

Mostly What He Brought Out Was Their Dead

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2016
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Makin’ or breakin’? Was what he’d ask and Dude really wanted to Collapse his blast because He wasn’t makin’ And only takin and Takin without Makin’ […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Yo Moringa

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2016
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She hit her baby in the mouth Witha big piece of dirt. Kinda shaped like a carrot. That dirt musta hurt becausa Kid made a […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

The Future Cannot Be Saved

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2016
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Aim toward something. Doesn’t mean you’ll hit it. Think you’re headed for the entrance? At sign there says exit. You’re in the wrong lane. Moocho […]

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Boredom Sucks

You Are In That Space ‘Tween Mind And Body

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2016
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You didn’t birth yourself and Your death will come unbidden. Your heavy heart will murder you If you always keep it hidden. Your mind will […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Critical Thinking

The Cost Of Wisdom Is Utter Stupidity

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2016
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Maybe you were born smart. Smarten up, you never heard. Maybe born with your mistakes made. Maybe never a discouraging word. Or maybe you were […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Don’t Think About Being Your Own Bah Bah Boss

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 13, 2016
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You ain’t smart enough. Or tough enough. To take the guff When they call your bluff Someone wants to see the boss. That takes some […]

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Ancient History

See? But This Snake Oil Wasn’t From Snakes.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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Your ancestors have shit in mind for you. You are doing what they want you to. You might get an idea and if they’re game, […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

Stop Trying To Change And Go ‘Round Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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People have been scared silly. And afraid to speak their mind. But few have ever been frightened enough To look behind unwind. There’s a tension […]

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acceptence Blessings Of The Ages

Could Ya Warn A Pal The Cost Of Wisdom?

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  • March 11, 2016
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You must be a stupid bitch/bastard. You keep to yourself. It’s not you who saves the day. Must be some damn elf. No one needs […]

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Critical Thinking

Jesus Christ! He Had Lionel’s Genes!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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Wear your loafers sole side down. Plant your feet in hallowed ground. Scream through the ages Without sound. Watch the originator will be found, Not […]

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Ancient History Courage

Pretend We’re Not Pretending

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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Halt! Who goes there? The fire stickman said. But all that slipped outa No man’s head was Look I got my hands up! Doan shoot […]

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Madness Is In The Food My Wife The Bulldog

A Hobby Of Mental Illness

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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She laughed and cried. Whether baked or fried. Then honestly lied About How hard she tried To keep it all inside But the monster… It […]

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Awareness

Select Your Disappointment

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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What day will you feel dejected? What time will you experience loss? When will you bite that bullet headed Toward you now at all costs? […]

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It's Economics Man Response Able

Mama, Please Don’t Say That Shit Again.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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Repeat away like the past never happened And everyone’s lost their mind. Mama you say shit over and over but Mama I think that’s fine. […]

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