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Year: 2017

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Mind Da Law

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2017
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Halt! Who goes there?! I heard him say but Me, I turned and walked away and He, he pointed a stick at me and Me, […]

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Awareness Boredom Sucks Dense Is A Human Forrest

If I Should Die Before I Wake I Hope The Next World Ain’t As Fake

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2017
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Perception is a thing. Things can be controlled. Things can be not as they seem. Fresh paint over old. Polished up then sold. Sellers acting […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

I Know I Don’t Know Do You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2017
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Four levels of hal-lo? You don’t know you don’t know You know you don’t know You know you know You don’t know you know Fight […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Climate, She Changes And Santa’s Make Believe.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2017
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Don’t look into the sun today. Maybe tomorrow too. Cause the sun is hotter and bigger than eyes. And a whole lot bigger than you. […]

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Awareness Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

They Say Don’t Go. On Wolverton Mountain.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2017
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Micro macro. All a way down. How it is now is how it is found. This here’s a drama, unfolding ya? Another in the can […]

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Assholes Annonymous

You Thinker Too Much

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2017
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Here, let me cuddle you Thinker of too much. Cause yer confused and frustrated. Shit don’t add up that much. But think you should. Think […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Indicators

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2017
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Will you open up your fucking eyes to see? Or will you wallow in those things that set you free? Cause you don’t want my […]

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Assholes Annonymous

When The Ship Seemed Like It Was Really Sinking, Cruisers Went For The Bar.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2017
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Don’t die sober. Like everyone, raid the bar. You’re walking home alone you are Cause you don’t have a car. They test for drunk not […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

I Resist

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2017
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You fuck, you say nothing! Money is all to you. Now you meet the real currency, I bet you stay true. Benjamin,  I do! Barry.

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You Ain't The Bossamee

I Know Yer Hurt But Can Ya Graba Gunboy?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2017
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See, people talk from a distance. What distance is that is? You mutter, softy, alone to yourself. You don’t even know what gives! Barry  

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Boredom Sucks

We Wrestled With How Strong You Are

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2017
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Bitch, you got an attitude! You want your own damn way! Don’t you see we’re playing catch? You throw back okay? Barry  

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Ancient History

On The Sixth Day Without Water, Dude Got A Little Grumpy.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 12, 2017
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What causes you? Wearing your un-favorite color? Going without clothing? Does stinking like humans stink cause you to think a little differently? Wearing skid marked […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

Only Nine Times!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 9, 2017
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A guy wants to end his life, ya? The cops are trigger happy to oblige him. They shoot him nine bloody times! Barry  

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It's Economics Man Nothing Clear About Nuclear

Grandpa, What Were Sardines?

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 8, 2017
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Sardines were radioactive. Food chain radioactive. Me, I’m radioactive. ‘Ashima… where you atta?  Barry    

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Blessings Of The Ages

Grumble Garden

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 6, 2017
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There is a way to complain that reduces disdain. Makes is smaller and easy to hide. You’ll not find it deep Nor that far or […]

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Papa Was An Angry Man Perseverence

Correlation, Please! Lead Me Not Astray.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 30, 2017
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Once upon a time there was a pump. This pump pumped shit. Shit that was made in various places somewhere the pump was not. On […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Reduce Your Circle Of Concern

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 27, 2017
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When you care and everyone else doesn’t. You are in for fun. You better think pretty well of yourself. Or you will come undone. Your […]

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My Wife The Bulldog Personal Improvement

You Need It. You Want It. You Deserve It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2017
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Won’t lie. Plants dry. Animules cry. People die. For attention. Barry

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fair warning History Bitch

Mexico’s Largest Cartel

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 23, 2017
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These soldiers don’t carry guns. Menacing, they know not. No, they accept with a smile. In their net you are caught. ‘Cause when you get […]

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Awareness

Replace Baby With Love

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 23, 2017
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So, one day you made a baby. A baby that influenced you in ways you could not have imagined. You imagined baby giving you feelings […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Drunk Mexicans And Why Not?

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 21, 2017
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Don’t go to Mexico. Well, if you do go, you better wear blinders. You’ll need blinders just to avoid seeing hammered and passed out drunk […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural It's Economics Man

Is There A Road From Shambala?

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 20, 2017
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The Shambala is a sheep. A sheep in ship’s clothing. And on that sheep is a good looking dude (you can call him Lester) who […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Unnatural Selection

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 11, 2017
  • 2 comments

The lord held his hand out. Said “Come here, cat!” The cat just sat and looked at god. The cat was not afraid of god. […]

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