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Year: 2019

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Bating Satan

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2019
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You got a rope around your neck. Around your neck. Around your neck. You don’t even give a heck. Not one speck. What the feck. […]

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Assholes Annonymous

The Dirty Line

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2019
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Rise through the ranks or Blood your way up. You’re heading to a place where Enough is not enough. It’s gonna get rough. You better […]

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A Loser’s Job

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 17, 2019
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They could not find it. It wouldn’t be found. Searched everywhere but It was gone. Touched his hands. Set somewhere. Looked that place. Was not […]

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Start With No Thing And Add Some Thing

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2019
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You can lift one thousand pounds. One thousand pounds. One thousand pounds. You can lift one thousand pounds. One pound at a time.

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Everybody Git One Day

Life: Go Slow. There Are Curves Ahead

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2019
  • 1 comment

Shit happens all the time. That’s the job of shit. You get a little out of line Life will see to it That your comeuppance […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

How Evil Works

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2019
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Lucifer has no mind of his own. The beggar must use yours. He’ll employ a dog. A horse or cat. And people to promote his […]

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Insanely Speaking

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 18, 2019
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Negotiations. Were at a standstill. Someone gonna wind up In a landfill. Deals were broken. Lies were spoken. Wish I was smokin’ A wee bitta […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Minutia On The Bounty

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 13, 2019
  • 1 comment

What matters more? Food or love…? Can you get either one from The Lord above? Does he smile on kindness? And frown on hate? Does […]

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You Pain Attention?

How To Stop Unnecessary Bawling

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 13, 2019
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Hold your tongue. Don’t come undone. It’ll be no fun If you crater… You’ll come to, sometime later. You’ll sidestep Mister Hater. No bruising to […]

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When Kids Kill

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 11, 2019
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They put a choke hold on his whine pipe. Took his sharing to the enth degree. Stretched his Savoir faire. Like they didn’t care. He […]

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You Must Have Cool To Lose It

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 11, 2019
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If his strength came from God, so be it. When the room filled with crap, He didn’t say shit. He didn’t punch the air. Didn’t […]

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Slewfoot As A Child

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2019
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He wanted me dead. I wanted to die. Split my eardrums. Why God? Why? Scratched my soul. Ripped at my heart. Crushing my will. Just […]

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At Bullshit’s Edge

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2019
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He could see the sun In the middle of the night. He could glide through fear On a single strand of fright. He could keep […]

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Somehow The Little Bastard Knew I Saw Fifty Years Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 4, 2019
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He picked his nose and ate it. Drank juice straight from the carton. Wanted what he wanted when he wanted it. Nothing he wouldn’t fart […]

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When One Is At War

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 3, 2019
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No blanks were fired. Each round was live. Devoid of aiming. T’was nine to five. Pulses race. (I can hear your heart) Can’t embrace. (We’re […]

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Learn To Chatcha Curve Ball

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 3, 2019
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Shit’s going sideways. Upside down. Coming back up. Comin’ back around. Karma’s a bitch. Scratches that itch. Digga deep ditch Becomes a home. Livin’ off […]

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Kid Cop

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2019
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Oh man, do we have rules. Sharing, caring, don’t pee your pants. Wipe your nose and Wash your hands. Hitting is out. Spitting is out. […]

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Don’t Focus On The Screaming

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2019
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This narrow band of light. I see it all alright. Then later on, tonight. I will not see. The light will be… Gone. And with […]

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S. Teedee

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 21, 2019
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Now you can skip the dishes Supermarket, too. You can’t skip these folks. And they won’t skip you. No sir. You’re in their plan. They […]

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Matthew Thirteen Twelve Twenty Five Seven

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2019
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Oh, you’re sooo smart! Playing like it’s your show. Giver giver you go. All tbe way in fast mode. Dreamin tho in slo mo’. Thrashing […]

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Mister Monkey Ninety-Nine

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2019
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One hundred fucking monkeys. Pounding on keys. Slammin’ out language. Typin’s a breeze! Give ‘er you monkeys! Lookit you go! Bangin’ ’em fingers Fast as […]

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Take Joy In This Wall You Hit

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 13, 2019
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Jody shat his drawers Again and again. Wouldn’t stop crying In his effing playpen. Fell and skinned his knee. Wrecked his goddamn bike. Broke his […]

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Stalker’s Disease From A Heya, Howareya?

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 9, 2019
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A nice purse on Is not a nice person And a nice purse on a nice person Does a nice pers on not make. They […]

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You’ve Got To Bite The Snake Before The Snake Bites You

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 8, 2019
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Just around the corner. Right beneath the bed. Underneath the toilet ring. Dread, man. Dread. Doesn’t turn your eyes that way! Attention whore will have […]

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Asphalt Hillbillies And Their Nigerian Prince

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 7, 2019
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A wee, wee cuppa mushroom tea Ten o’fuckin’ clock In the mornin’. Make it through the day Ever’ way I can. Motherfuckin’ tan Blacken out […]

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Rock Bottom And Rocky Top

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2019
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She shit her pants. Babbled all day. Cried when the kids Would not play. What’cha gonna say When they want their way? Mama, eighty-five years […]

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It Don’t Take Much

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 3, 2019
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God, she was close to the edge all day! A whiff could blow her away. The breezes, they gusted and occasional storm A tsunami was […]

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So Much Hell In A Little Handbasket

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2019
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The amount of shit you have figured out Is smaller than a hill of beans. The path you follow turns this way and that Straight […]

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Resistance Is Not Futile!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2019
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Part of me hated the bastard Part of me wanted to kill him. Part of me wanted to drink him up. Part of me loved […]

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Get Your PTSD Before It Goes Out Of Style

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2019
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Fuckin’ buddy dropped out of site! One second he’s beside me, the next, swoosh! I felt his hand brush my arm as he clawed the […]

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