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Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks. The rest will be, uh, less understandable...
Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Yer Many Pressure Switches

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2020
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Switch throwers. Switch hitters. Angry people that will not switch. Oh, those bitches that bitch and bitch. Make you want to wrangle them and Hear […]

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Y'all Tered States

Bigfoot Budday

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 27, 2020
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I feel your thinking I have been drinking The thinking koolaid The thinking you laid Like a sidewalk there. Said you think sideways Said there […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

They Mined The Mindless

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 23, 2020
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Let’s say you are not too smart. And you cart Quite apart Critical thinking in a hand basket. Not a necessary task yet So desperately […]

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History Bitch

Luck Favors The Repaired Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2020
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You may think it’s all okay. You don’t need help so stay away. You might fall down but not today. So helpers, check yourself. Cause […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Fraudline

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 21, 2020
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Oh, you put on quite a show. You don’t know that we all know. We hear how you say “I go” But you don’t go, […]

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You Pain Attention?

About Face

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 14, 2020
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Hey, that name? I AM NAMELESS! And that home? I AM HOMELESS! And that truth? I AM TRUTHLESS! And you seem… I AM SEAMLESS! You […]

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History Bitch

Ungrateful

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2020
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You do everything yourself. You don’t need nobody. We don’t visit and you’re alone. Your son is bad and god he Ignores your pleas for […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Cops And Dodgers

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2020
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Old Frank Knox was a cop. An old cop who knocked off blocks. Frank didn’t spare the rod. And everywhere he trod Tho’ now it […]

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Everybody Git One Day

Life Ain’t Big

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2020
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A spark. A flash. A cymbal smash. A slug that turns your lights off. That shot that knocks your block off. You were just so […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When Mama Turns

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2020
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I love you, you bastard! You’re a tough guy to love! You lie and you cheat and you think you’re above Judgement or criticism or […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

How To Win The Lottery Without A Ticket

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2020
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Mister Ponzi was a nice man. Carry your momma’s bags. And if she bitch ’bout bein’ ripped off? Bitch is just one a dem hags. […]

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Eyes Open Twenty Twenty

Dawgs Without Attention Equals Tension

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 8, 2020
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Jesus you rip shit up. You toss it around. You bastard up the whole fair ground. And shit wherever you like. But the shit you […]

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Everybody Git One Day

God Save The Angry

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 6, 2020
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SNAP! Went the lady. Who weren’t no lady at all. That bitch would scratch your eyes out. Kick your feet out as you fall. Then […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

My Friend I Need Burned Me Sof Ucking Bad

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2020
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Holy shit! When will I learn?! That the very reason you exist Is to nuture and to burn me? To throat lean hard’n learn me? […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Jesus Was Adopted

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2020
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Buddy loved meth. All he could get. Get it in ‘im. Get him in it. S’all the same In this minute. Round and round on […]

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Awareness

Oh Mife Uck Did I Stop Myself

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 25, 2020
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He was going to come unglued. A state they were accustomed too. Because Buddy did. Like a little kid. Sniffled and whined. Toked and dined. […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Unbelievable Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2020
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You got Nixon, Dick. On your back. Got a whole facade. Full of cracks. Got a nod from the top. We don’t talk. Bout that […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

The Nose Have It

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2020
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She stuck it in. Pulled it out. Nostrils with a pile of clout. Furious blows without a doubt. She won’t need a hanky. She sees […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Life Lived Forward. Lessons Learned Backwards.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2020
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History happens. Then we look at it. Shit happens. Then we smell it. You get burned. Then you feel it. If you’re stuck in the […]

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Awareness Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Four By Four Missing

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 9, 2020
  • 1 comment

No nail. No hammer. No toolbelt too. No saw. No sawhorse. No carpenter too. No wire. No fuse. No soldering too. No music. No lightshow. […]

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Don't Copy This Self

When You Whip Your Head Around, The Sound It Makes.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 1, 2020
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Oh happy day at the circus! Got clowns and clowns and clowns. Take you for some scary rides. Giggle if you sick. Frightened you maybe […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Worry Wart Stew

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2020
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Oh my guts! My guts! My guts! My guts! All twisted in knots Fulla if, ands and buts. Hope the whiskey mighta caught it But […]

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Everybody Git One Day

Hillbillies And Halfwits

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2020
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Nobody took you to the cleaners. You went by yo’ seff. Zero percent. Givin’ money away. You just step off de shelf? It’s deep out […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Real Is As Real Does

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2020
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You are an ass. Argue if you want. That’s what asses do. Arguing asses flaunt Their zest for life. Their endless fright. Need to be […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Verbotenly Hot

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2020
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Don’t sweat it the border. Or the hospital or a port. Don’t sweat it at the mag lev train Or you won’t get aboard. Prices […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Sleep As Long As You Can Then Relax

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2020
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Waking up is hard to do. Especially if that other room Is booming with a view. I mean, what’s a chile to do? Stay? Or […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Real Time Mandala

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 22, 2020
  • 2 comments

Ran as slow as he could he did And the past fell apart behind him. In the present they would not find him. Always fought […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Noti Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 21, 2020
  • 1 comment

I’m going into space now. I’m going into space. First the air won’t fly anymore. Then flying isn’t flying. Then I can’t recall if the […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Interdimensional Morse Code

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 21, 2020
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I felt you tapping my forearm. Flexing my bicept. Cramped my calf you fuck! Spazzed my lungs, locked my hamstring. Ankes, I couldn’t get up! […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Hola Dementia!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 21, 2020
  • 1 comment

You called me up and called me down. Said you’d prefer it if I found Another place to hang my hat. With no discussion, that […]

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