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Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks. The rest will be, uh, less understandable...
Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Sticks And Stones And Deadly Thinking

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2024
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Buddy kept his pie hole shut. Never muttered if, and, or but. But inside, he burped a whut?! They drove like mad. Didn’t see the […]

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Operating Systems

See The Devil You Know

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 26, 2024
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Buddy saw the details. The details. The details. Grew from where he hails. He hails. He hails. Living in his Reticular Activation System. He hesitates […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

The Evil Overcomer

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 25, 2024
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Buddy knew shit goes From bad to worse. He knew shitty luck Was a goddamn curse. But it wasn’t as bad As that ride in […]

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Awareness

Let The People Be Church

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 21, 2024
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Buddy sucked it up Asked for help. But help didn’t come By itself. Help needed help Just to be real Or How you gonna stay […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

Be Wilderment

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 15, 2024
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Buddy had the answers. Replied with out hesitation. See, life is education. Not everyday elation. Cause happy needs creation. Depression is a nation. Somewhere to […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Goodbye Mitch

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2024
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Buddy was a judge. A poor judge of character. Loved folks just like they were. Buddy didn’t care Their foibles, shortcomings Their nasty inner selves […]

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You Pain Attention?

The Pain Gain

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2024
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Buddy ate nerves for Breakfast and lunch. Had some feelings but not a bunch. About those nerves, he had a hunch Pain was sent to […]

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Remembering The Future

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 28, 2024
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Buddy had a hint that Shit already happened. All thinkers of creativity Were barking at the back end. Life was written down and Just like […]

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Y'all Tered States

When You’re Going Uphill, People Start Pushing.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2024
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Buddy lost his cool in the kitchen. Like Satan was afraid of his bitchin’. But Devil was there in the details. From there, old Satan, […]

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Hurtsville

The Crazy Train Is Full Of Hurting Pass En Jers

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 10, 2024
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Buddy didn’t like it But he said so naught. Cause he didn’t like it Meant he won’t be caught. Lying to himself Making life look […]

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Fuck You Gotta Be Kidding

Ain’t No Creation

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 9, 2024
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Holy Fuck! Buddy says to himself. Ain’t no North. No West or South. Only here, he looks about. Ain’t nobody here, but us chickens.

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You Ain't The Bossamee

I Said My Peace

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2024
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Buddy knew they’d hit each other Til the hitting had run out. Andy knew that hitting had Pretty much lost it’s clout. It was hit […]

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Operating Systems

How Buddy Keeps Shit Together

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2024
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Fear, he invented And sometimes relented Gave in like a sad sack of shit. Unable to stand it a bit He kept his mouth his […]

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Five Bad Things

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2024
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Buddy hadda stand up Sit down and shut up. Look this way and spew no guff. Told ta act humble and not so tough. Stay […]

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Everybody Git One Day

Every Assumption Is Wrong

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 22, 2024
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Buddy held a spot At two fifty six. Two fifty seven was an ass. Two fifty five had plenty of style But nothing even close […]

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You Pain Attention?

Take This AI And Shove It

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 4, 2024
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Buddy knew first hand, oh ya… Intelligence could be faked. He knew that shit could take The ears of a monkey Turn ’em upside down. […]

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History Bitch

Remember The Future

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2024
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Buddy could forget shit Right in front of him. Stroll to another room and Through an event horizon. And he’d ask Why you here son? […]

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Hunting Humans

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 27, 2024
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Oh, the Loosh runs thick In the heat of night. Shit slithers in when shit ain’t right. But who would cause this awful plight? Could […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Life Is A Three Ring Circus

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2024
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Trapeze elephants and clowns galore. They don’t work ring number four. Elephants one and clowns do two. Ring number three is up to you. Mix […]

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Fuck You Gotta Be Kidding

You Can Tell Me Something

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 23, 2024
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Buddy had a mind Like a steel trap. Once you got into it There’s no going back. Talk about it all day long Yappy yap […]

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The Law Should Be Followed, Not Rode.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 22, 2024
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Buddy gave two shits What The Man might say. Buddy came to learn Apply it and play. Buddy doing long haul Every damn day. This […]

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fair warning

Shunning

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 17, 2024
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Bitch killed my son and Before I’m done, she will Wish they never met. She will very soon regret That she fucked around and Let […]

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It's All About Contrast

Shitting On Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 17, 2024
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Lifestyle changes once the water stops. You better fill buckets and all your pots. Cause once thats gone, all you gots Is pain and stink […]

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Lose That List Of Sideways Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2024
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Buddy fucking knew Reality was shit. Circumstances suck. He got to deal with it. It’s not whose right. It’s who is left. And in the […]

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A Student Of The Unexpected

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2024
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Buddy was a fuckup. Through and through. Yet, without any plans, He knew what to do. Roll with the punches. Kick ’em when they’re down. […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

My Son Died Yesterday

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 6, 2024
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He was 42 years old. Hooked on meth, I tried to save him. Bryce was my second child to die, Nadine passed away 20 years […]

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Da Popo are a no go

The Constable Cometh

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 4, 2024
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It matters not, said the police man. If you drive true and straight. Your molecules will squeal on you. Maybe you can’t relate. Act like […]

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The More You Wake Up, The More You Wake Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2023
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Buddy hollered Fuck Today! And Tommorrow Too! He knew just what those Fuckers knew. Monday was a scam. One o’clock was too. That is how […]

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Don't Copy This Self

You Won’t Miss Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2023
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Buddy was quiet, solemn and sad. Buddy was the worst guest ever had. Hated tradition, his inhibitions Came full circle. Tradition was hurtful. Buddy was […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Buddy Hates Christmas

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2023
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People buying shit that nobody needs. Stores selling shit that is based on greed. Half of their income from this shit, please… Crazy, this tradition […]

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