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Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks. The rest will be, uh, less understandable...
Response Able Sad Times at Human High

Cringeworthy C’MON!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 2, 2015
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Ha! Look at the doof! Stupid doof in a cage. Why’nt you act your age? Victorian not new age. How really much of a sage […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Nonamee Vilhelm

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 2, 2015
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I’m comin’ coming. I’ll see you there. Don’t tell nobody. Nobody, y’hear? Fanfare fuckit. Man I ain’t there. I rock the boat doh. That much […]

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Biological Tools Courage

You Need Wobble

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 2, 2015
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No fucking rope. No damn net. Ain’t never worn a helmet yet. You don’t get Why they upset Cause you’re not wetting The bed now. […]

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Long Term Thinking Operating Systems

Some Fools All The Time. Sometimes Part Time Fools.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 2, 2015
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Count those beads. Pack that punch. Have some funny shaped grass For lunch. It’s okay. You’re okay. Just look away when The beggars say You’re […]

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Awareness Hurtsville

Dissonance Drive Weren’t No Place To Build A Big ‘Ol Fort

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 2, 2015
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Had to. But… He couldn’t. Made to When He shouldn’t. Fly away bad feelings. Run. Rip like the grind. Poor attitude ‘o mine. Say, how […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

‘Twas A Bogan Class Ring Slash Bottle Opener

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 1, 2015
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Fuckin’ eh, he’s smart. Too smart, mama says For his own damn good. Mama says. Stupid Up! Mama says And been sayin’ some time. But […]

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acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

He Came Out Swangin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 1, 2015
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You, you got that swagger. That confidence and strength. You, you go the distance. To any goddamn length. You get shit done. And you have […]

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Boredom Sucks Perseverence

Twitch Says You Outside Yerself

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2015
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Before you seize all up. Before you’re outa guts. Before they prove you’re nuts. Before you yell yay ruts! Go sideways. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Here Watch Stupid

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2015
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Couldya pipe dumb in? Couldya spread it with a wink? Couldya send it via photon To hamper how I think? Couldya message kinda stink? Couldit […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Counterfeit Citizen

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2015
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You can say who you are. What you say matters not. Photos, references and next of kin proof. You better be packing the lot. Or […]

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Courage

How Many Things You Wanna Not Talk About?

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2015
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Ya you are mad. Not angry, mad. That ain’t so bad. Long as you’re glad. ‘Bout being really sad. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks Critical Thinking

You Say You Don’t Know What To Do An I Thought The Same As You

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2015
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Yes there is Another way Look and it Will find you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Shitty Ain't How It Always Is

He Wished She Had An Eye On Her Chin So She Could Watch Her Mouth

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2015
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Smoke was drawn to him Wanted in his lungs Gettum up the ladder Coupla rungs Then he look down Says wipe that frown Off his […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Déjà Vu Is Uhh

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 29, 2015
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You know me. You an me friends. Together once. Now again. Like you sayin’. Just me prayin’. Y’all come back, y’hear? Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Critical Thinking It's Economics Man

The Kids Was So Close to Being Alike He Split ‘Em Up By Color And Weight

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 29, 2015
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They made shit up about him. Called him Canadian and white Said buddy you pray to one of these gods And don’t you stay up […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

They Pointed To Where You Were But You Aren’t There

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 29, 2015
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Slippery you Moving to Another damn dimension. See you here So faded dear Shadows cast with apprehension. You tried hard not Even though fraught Didn’t […]

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Confidence Courage

The Winner Gets Nada And Losers Double That

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 29, 2015
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Pass through the morning Slip into town Fall outa favor Act like a clown. Skip through tomorrow Squeak though today Sideways through life A silly […]

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Shitty Ain't How It Always Is

There’s A Joke And You Are In It

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 28, 2015
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Two people walking down the street. One just sauntering, the other asleep. In front of a loud sign the two of them meet The sign […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When You Don’t Know You’ve Been Fishing Till The Hook Is In Yer Mouth

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2015
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Oh you walked right in. Some’d say waltzed. You look no way and You got the balls To come-a my road an play? Doanknow what […]

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Boredom Sucks Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

She Could Give You As Much Love As Two Damn People

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2015
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Kraft Dinner loves some people. Some people love Kraft Dinner. Kay Dee loves you on sale And at the regular price. Hell,  Kay Dee gonna […]

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Awareness It's Economics Man

There Was More Of Him Coming Out Than One Person Could Manage

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2015
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Shit just doesn’t happen. Someone gotta say Look Here! And if someone does… Look out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Caring Shit Just Came To Me

Beggar Got So Good At Fillin’ Other People’s Shoes He Couldn’t Even Fill His Own

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2015
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See Joey takes shit to heart. Some shit tears Joey apart. Joey worries about it ya Joey’d love to say Ta Da! Just friggin’ with […]

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Boredom Sucks Response Able

Minds Changed In Two Damn Minutes. Get In Line Over Here.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 25, 2015
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Your house. Is not your house. ( skip your taxes and you will see ) Your body. Is not your body. ( hearts attack humans […]

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Courage Dense Is A Human Forrest

Doh!ble Warming

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 25, 2015
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Then some gods stopped working. Ya they just up ‘n quit. Some folks wenta bit crazy. Thinkin’ their god got lazy. Everything from there gets […]

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Biological Tools Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Plants Speak Only In The Fifth Dimension

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 24, 2015
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Tension taste it. Stress test it. Fear feel it. Holy you antenna! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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It's Economics Man

Wanted Dead Or Alive

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2015
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Your friends will fuck you. Enemies too. But your friends are close and Enemies few. Hopefully that’s true. Cause if it’s not, Politician you. Thank […]

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Courage fair warning

Darbage Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2015
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Take a back road. Take a slow road. Take a narrow road. Take an old road. But take it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Today’s Threats

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2015
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Ahh, you don’t like me. I can tell. You say stay away. I say swell. The road I take less traveled. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When Can I Be Me?

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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You didn’t make yourself yes. Shit yourself yes. Starved yourself yes. Pissed yourself yes. Cried yourself yes. Waved madly yes. Kicked motherfucker yes. You Motherfucker, […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

Fuck Nice

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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Fuck lickin stamps. Fuck lickin chops. Fuck lickin fingers whila doorman knocks. Fuck pillza takin’. Fuck pleasent makin’. Fuck laws and p-p-profit makin’. Thank you, […]

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