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Ancient History Courage

Pretend We’re Not Pretending

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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Halt! Who goes there? The fire stickman said. But all that slipped outa No man’s head was Look I got my hands up! Doan shoot […]

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Ancient History Courage

Hell Hath No Dull Moments

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2016
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These characters scheme and Dream their schemes and Pretend they walk asleep. They look sly Not eye to eye And broadcast a feeling creep. They […]

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Ancient History Courage

Containers Of Power

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2016
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Where he points, His point anoints. He nods and plotters Plot. Glances at the net to spot What if anything they caught. Nada. Now, he […]

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Ancient History Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Livin’ The Long Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 22, 2016
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The planet sent it’s emissaries out To make itself grow. Didn’t think what the emissaries wanted. Just didn’t think so. The emissaries too did not […]

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Ancient History Courage

What Doesn’t Kill Me Is Trying To

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 10, 2016
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Line up against that wall. Show your DNAye. If’n it ain’t your long chain type Say Bye ‘n bye ‘n bay. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Ancient History Response Able

Keep A Bit Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 25, 2016
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He went one arm deep. Just one arm deep. Even through culture’s creep. Gott-em one arm deep. He fought sometimes to keep Keep most of […]

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Ancient History Hurtsville

A City Of A Million People Up In Smoke!

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 19, 2016
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Every thirty seconds! A gun in someone’s mouth. A noose turn-ing lights out. A spike shaken without. A pill to stop the shout’n. A city […]

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Ancient History Critical Thinking

My Lord One Of Him Was Crazy

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 19, 2016
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When I’m me I sometimes feel stupid. Not for me but another me. The me that gets drunk and spills our beans. Same as every […]

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acceptence Ancient History

But Not In Fronta Muh Face

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 7, 2016
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You’ve got your rules. I have mine and Where they twain Is mighty fine But fine ain’t fine Enough for time To bind these interactions. […]

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Ancient History Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Many Fingers Glove Of Mankind

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2015
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Humanity,  he said. No one says humanity … Ats the hard part of an egg. The sole of a shoe anda What can be done […]

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Ancient History Awareness

The Energy Unstorer

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2015
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There was a meat pill. A celery pill. And pills made outa water. He squeezed one into The other’s shape but it Didn’t go down […]

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Ancient History Boredom Sucks

Standard Madness

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2015
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Not one shadow. No one noticed. Said here look. Still, choices. Unbidden. Voices. Shhh… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History Courage

He Let His Cats Do Shit BECAUSE He Knew It Was Wrong

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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Fuck the furniture. Getta new chair. Not maybe new but No shit be hangin’ there. ‘Nen someday git square Wit Square Gitters. Thank you, friend. […]

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Ancient History Awareness

Oh The Things They Make! Like Money And Believe!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 11, 2015
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He could lift the world. Not the whole world, no. But a small part of the world. Massage it to and fro. Direct what people […]

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Ancient History Shit Just Came To Me

Lips Must Be Twisted Specifically Or Ain’ta Gonna Make No Whistle

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 6, 2015
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Shoot all day long. Take breaks, shoot again. Maka lotsa noise. Cause silence pain. Cause you don’t aim. Gonna be shootin’ tomorrow. Thank you, friend. […]

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Ancient History fair warning

Your Attention Please And Even If You Don’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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Look at yourself. Attention paid. Whatcha lookin’ at?! Wanna git dead? Loaded. Aim with caution. On purpose. Thank you, friend. Barry out .  

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Ancient History Dense Is A Human Forrest

Attacks On The Air And You Are The Problem!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 21, 2015
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Lawdy wanted ten percent. Not one, not five, not eight. And he’d like his ten percent before You swing on ’em pearly gates. Now breathin’… […]

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Ancient History Biological Tools

Of Course Threats Work

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 7, 2015
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Something fell into an alligator. Resting on it’s snout and Ali ate ‘er. There was something there. Something right there. Something right there, Now it’s […]

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Ancient History Courage

Dude Could See Shit Hitting The Fan But Be Damned If He Could Stay Unshitty

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 7, 2015
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Culture is not my friend, Terrence said. (Terrence was parta my culture…) Andy’s right. Like he said. Culture’s nobody’s friend. It doesn’t need’em! Thank you, […]

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Ancient History

Care Less Or Care Not, Yer Working In The Sixth Dimension.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 2, 2015
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See that monkey? He sees you. That primate wonders What you’re gonna do. Cause when you do it He’ll do it too. He’s watches you […]

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Ancient History

The Acting Mister Harddone By

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 28, 2015
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Make your break. Your arm. A leg. Promises unkept. A sweat. Away. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Ancient History Personal Improvement

Cut Yer Hammer Down

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2015
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Dude needed altered. Altered needed Dude. About this fact don’t be confused. Sure, altered hurts. Altered makes you sad. But it can show you places […]

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Ancient History

Dude Would Call Out And Only Internet Answered

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2015
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Hide and seek is a Game we play When we want to amuse ourselves. But hide and seeking Doesn’t work every time Cause if we […]

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Ancient History

This Plank’s For Walking

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2015
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He saw that shit. Made no matter. In the end she all evens out. Nothin’ to complain about. No need now to shout. Don’t even […]

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Ancient History

You Get One Brain Take Turns

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2015
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Sharing is what some people do. Other people, they take. It’s scarce, they say, before they snatch, Taking for taking’s sake. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Ancient History Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

If The World Is Crazy And You Are Not, Crazy Is How You Are.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2015
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The first kid to touch home plate. Probably the first at bat. Cause he run fast or Own the home plate Everyone else come last. […]

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Ancient History

Hell Had Been Predicted. Dude Could See The Gates.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 29, 2015
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Ain’t no way to win this bet. You gonna get What you came for. And if if you didn’t come for this, That’s the pitts. […]

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Ancient History

This Beauty Just Gets You In The Door. How You Goan Get Out?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2015
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Oh jesus. You’re pretty. Pretty silly for thinking we’ll cut slack for pity. We’re done with it. Pity us not now Cause we’ll run with it, […]

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Ancient History Courage

It Was A Pretty Fair Fight. They Had Guns And Armour. We Had Guts And Blood.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 22, 2015
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They saw shit was bad. Shit that made them mad. This here weren’t no fad. They were noticing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History

Workaround. Workaround. Always With The Workaround!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 22, 2015
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Stops signs are everywhere. You’re going too fast. Can’t see what you’re running from It’s deep in grass. As you Arr Arr! You’re in the […]

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