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Category: Boredom Sucks

Boredom Sucks fair warning

Avatar One

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2015
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You’re not here You’re here. You ain’t doing shit but Shit is getting done. Avatars for rent anda Sixth sense son. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Boredom Sucks Dense Is A Human Forrest

When Time Gets Hooked On You

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 27, 2015
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He didn’t do it. The guy could prove it. He didn’t move it. It really moved him. Away from home now. Not alone wow. Sad […]

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Boredom Sucks

Automatic You

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2015
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Sure shit changed. Which was bad for Constant. Who needed everything the same. Be predictable. Like static. Oh Boring, she’s very so glad you came! […]

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Ancient History Boredom Sucks

Standard Madness

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2015
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Not one shadow. No one noticed. Said here look. Still, choices. Unbidden. Voices. Shhh… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Your Pat, Your Pat, You’re Pattern My Friend.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2015
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Look now. Now look. That tree you shook Isa shakin’ hands witha Zillion clans who all made plans To be here with you Now. Thank […]

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Boredom Sucks Courage

A Mestache For Mikey

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2015
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Some faces just messed up. Going for the owner is tough. They say enough’s enough! Stop staring or shit gets rough. Come there ‘n call […]

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Boredom Sucks

I Don’t Need You And Maybe Me Too

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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Ya got the smell of Sheep onya boy. The smella sheep Smellin’ sheep. Boy. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks

They’d Be Sprayed With Ideas Til They Lost They Mind

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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Git me away from you. Don’t ask me what to do. I can’t even see through The place you want me to. Thank you, friend. […]

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Boredom Sucks

Some Never Hit The Water

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 9, 2015
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Ah shit you fall. Life got the gall. A’makeya start ovr. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks

Gimme One Person

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 9, 2015
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Someone shit their pants. Someone pissed their bed. Some didn’t listen to the Voices in their head. Someone’s being led. By someone. Thank you, friend. […]

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Boredom Sucks Hurtsville

PhaseBook

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 7, 2015
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On stun everybody! On stun! On donor, on blitzkrieg. On stun. Everybody. Thankyou, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks Dense Is A Human Forrest

Your State Determines What Year It Is

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 6, 2015
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The Chinese have a calendar. So do the Muricans. The Arabs have a calendar. Determines every plan. Ats how it works. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Boredom Sucks Personal Improvement

Anyone Who Wants To Go To Heaven, Go Along. Leave Us To Burn In Here.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 6, 2015
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You can’t change anyone’s underwear Lessen you pay their rent. Anyone’s mind ain’t gonna change Even with you hell bent. Change your own mind. See […]

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Boredom Sucks Perseverence

Twitch Says You Outside Yerself

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2015
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Before you seize all up. Before you’re outa guts. Before they prove you’re nuts. Before you yell yay ruts! Go sideways. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Boredom Sucks Critical Thinking

You Say You Don’t Know What To Do An I Thought The Same As You

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2015
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Yes there is Another way Look and it Will find you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

She Could Give You As Much Love As Two Damn People

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2015
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Kraft Dinner loves some people. Some people love Kraft Dinner. Kay Dee loves you on sale And at the regular price. Hell,  Kay Dee gonna […]

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Boredom Sucks Response Able

Minds Changed In Two Damn Minutes. Get In Line Over Here.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 25, 2015
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Your house. Is not your house. ( skip your taxes and you will see ) Your body. Is not your body. ( hearts attack humans […]

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Boredom Sucks

Trail Me Billy

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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Set for me a trap. Allow me fall right innit. Pretend it ain’t no trap. Pretend I didn’t fall innit. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Boredom Sucks Hurtsville

A Cake Baked With Seventeen Percent This And Forty-Two Percent That

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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Oh, you’ve got the recipe! Good. Got you now the Ingredients? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks Dense Is A Human Forrest

Bark like A Tree

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 22, 2015
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High dee ho Mister Gruff. You say that’s enough. Playin’ with your putter in the rough. You think you got it tough. Pally you full […]

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Boredom Sucks Operating Systems

Unconditional Wow

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2015
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Shit doesn’t matter. Choose either slit it’s fine. You’re a particle you waver You’re making up this time. Make a bunchofit if you want. Thank […]

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Awareness Boredom Sucks

Jesus His Ignorance Was Unaware

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 18, 2015
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Slam into that wall. This wall in front of you. If only you’d stay in step you Wouldn’t even know about the goddamn wall. But […]

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Boredom Sucks

No One Was On His Side And He Hoped They Knew It

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 16, 2015
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Throw life your curve. Boomerang’s back. Live on top Or in the crack. No life don’t care It’s got your back. Long as you can […]

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Boredom Sucks

Moments Can Be Passed By If You Scootch Around Their Horns

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 7, 2015
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It’s nothin’. Life is nothin’. Nothin’ if you make it. Nothin’ if you don’t. Ain’t nothin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks

No. Tice. No-Tice. Notice!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 4, 2015
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And when I snap my fingers You’ll come awake. Course you’ll still be sleeping.. Ever so peacefully. Sleeping. Sleeping. Sleeping, ahh… Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Boredom Sucks

The Barrier To Entry Was No Way Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 30, 2015
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Aw,  you shouldn’t have… Shoulda never ever started here. Shoulda never started up that hill. Shoulda never agreed to free will. Shoulda never brought blood […]

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Boredom Sucks

Look For Trouble And You Will Find It. Ideas Work The Same.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2015
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Dust in the wind Removed via mask Or no more wind. Thoughts need food. Food for thought. Get some ‘n give it to ’em. Thank […]

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Boredom Sucks

Dude Really Wasn’t That Brave But He Was Sitting In The Hero Seat

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2015
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Sometimes life picks you. It says You C’mon! And come or you don’t come When life says on, you’re on! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks

They Put His Drain Hole On His Backside So He Was Always Fulla Stuff

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 14, 2015
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Lord he spewed. He yammered and stammered And did it while hammered and No one knew true about his spew But you. And you weren’t […]

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Boredom Sucks

She Was Bored As Hell. There Was Nuthin’ To Kill.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2015
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Cats have jobs. But you can’t tell ’em what to do. We’ll,  you can but they Won’t do it and in Not doing it they […]

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