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Courage

Hell Has A Pay Gate

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 6, 2024
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Buddy knew Satan Worked on Sundays. Monday and Un days And those days with no name. It was all the same To powers revealing themselves […]

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Courage

Evil Is Live Backwards

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2024
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Buddy knew he didn’t know. And daily was reminded. He knew he was behind it. It was up to him To sink or swim Keep […]

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Courage Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Satiated

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2024
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Buddy knew without asking Not to be full of shit. And, if you were, You better mask up a bit. No dry heaving. No, I’m […]

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Courage

We Wish It Wasn’t About Money, But Love Don’t Buy No Grub.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 6, 2019
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People care if you pay them to And they’ll keep coming back for more. But you must give praises. And you must give raises. Or […]

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Courage

You Po-Po

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2019
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Rule breaker, risk taker. You mader cry. Why? Why? Why…? You bad guy. Gonna you fry. One big lie. And you know it!

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Courage

This Ladder Won’t Be Climbed Via Rungs

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2018
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It’s easy to get down. You can jump. Tougher to get up. You can grunt. Cause the ladder of life Is bound by steps That […]

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Courage

Don’t Say You’re Not Crazy

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 30, 2018
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Crazy is as crazy does and Boi, you do a lot. You jumpin’ way too high In a bouncy castle fraught With bad intent and […]

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Courage

Persistance Is The Key But You Better Know To What

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 14, 2017
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You can hurt your back. Look into the sun. You could piss the bed afore your Day’s begun. You could slam the door upon your […]

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Courage

You Tough Bastard Aphid

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2017
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You suckle me to death, you bastard! You soft, smooth, little beggar, you… You will not leave! You like it sooo much! You’re ugly tho’. […]

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Courage Hurtsville

God’s Plan And Your Plan Will Meet At The Corner

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2017
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Jesus, I wasn’t expecting you today. Not this way. Not okay. I was there waiting for you to say Buddy, how you want the following? […]

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Courage Dey Funny

Hah Hah! THEY Own The TV But YOU Choose The Channel!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 4, 2017
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  You watch whatever damn show you want. A mystery, a thriller, a drama. Is this show a winner or does it bomb? The script, […]

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Awareness Courage Dey Funny

It Ain’t Waterboarding If It’s Doctor Pepper

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2017
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I’m strong but I can’t do shit. Can you help me out a bit? See, I got some sassy soda. The kind they downan hold […]

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Courage The Regular Grind Is A Good One

How Wonderful Daily Pain

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2017
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  When eyes crack open The dawn of day Begins the method You will pay For existence. It ain’t free. And it’s not all that […]

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Courage Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

If Fear Catches Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2017
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  He didn’t want to be But he was, alone. Even his third man factor had gone. The wind bit his face. Dawgs on his […]

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Courage fair warning

Fellow Herdling

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2017
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  No one gives a shit about you. They DON”T! They DON”T! They DON”T! Like the heart could care less about the gall bladder. Take […]

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Courage

Life Has Filler

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2016
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It ain’t icing all the way down. There’s bread like stuff Below and around and Just below that What can be found? Another thick slab […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Courage

All He Ever Wanted Was A Little Em-Pie-Ah

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 19, 2016
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Hey, who goes there?! Better not be you… Cause if it ’tis Then who dat is Runnin’ all dat show? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Courage Perseverence

Oh Ya Mister Who Knows Best

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 30, 2016
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It’s just a nickel for every skinned knee. A dime for every skinned nose. For a dollar it’ll snap your femur. Buck fitty get you […]

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Courage Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Nothing Is As It Appears And Even That Seemed A Little Off

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2016
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Santa doesn’t wear his suit Every day of the year. Sometimes Santa works like an elf, Other times drunk on beer. Sometimes Santa let’s shit […]

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Awareness Courage

And Wee, Wee, Wee, Went The Little Pig. Even At Home.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2016
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Looking at the fall of Barry. Whispered to myself. Please don’t let me wind up here… Two old chairs and twenty four Luckys. Mama don’t […]

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Courage Livin' In The State Of Scared

Why Use A Bolt Of Lightnin’ When A Big ‘Ol Boat Will Do?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2016
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Something doesn’t like too many pieces Playing on the same board game. Too many Playas on the old Itanic, Dog paddle inna tux look lame. […]

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Courage It's All About Contrast

Expectation Theory Works When You Don’t Want To

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 18, 2016
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Someone pounding on your door. DON’T ANSWER IT! Someone ringing your phone. LET IT RING! Someone scratching at your window pain. Someone knows you’re at […]

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Courage Critical Thinking

How Assholes Cope

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2016
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Jesus Christ people are stupid. They’re stupid and ignorant And ignorant of being stupid And oh how that works for the assholes! They glare at […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Get Fucking Angry!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
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Dude was upset way beyond pepto. Shit was roiling deep inside. He needed to take a dump in reality’s mouth. Needed to holler bitch open […]

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Courage fair warning

How Will You Not Get Cancer?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 21, 2016
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Breathin’ in poison down by the boondocks. Choppin’ legs offa recently killed hogs. Keep ona runnin’ cain’t ya hear ’em dawgs? Hidin’ ain’t an option […]

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Courage It's All About Contrast

Sports Ain’t Rigged. Elections Aren’t Fixed And The Check Is In The Mail.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2016
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Yes sir,  Ah believe it’s true! A little bitta love each day will do. Just a smidge of love, A pinch of love. A playful […]

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Ancient History Courage

Pretend We’re Not Pretending

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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Halt! Who goes there? The fire stickman said. But all that slipped outa No man’s head was Look I got my hands up! Doan shoot […]

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Ancient History Courage

Hell Hath No Dull Moments

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2016
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These characters scheme and Dream their schemes and Pretend they walk asleep. They look sly Not eye to eye And broadcast a feeling creep. They […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Challenges Shall Not Me Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2016
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Motherfucker was beside himself. Couldn’t take another minute. He could in a minute change this view To one without him in it. There no hurting. […]

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Courage Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Ya Chi

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2016
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Something to trip over Before the tripper tripped. You go ahead and flip over That shit which you just flipped. Ma’am I am your chain. […]

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