Category: Dense Is A Human Forrest

Buddy kytes checks til the chickens Come home to roost. Buddy doubles down like the gamblin clown He buys cars to boost. They ain’t doing […]

Ain’t a gonna happen. Not today. Kid gonna do it anyway. Now they hate you. Off their Christmas list. Tried to help them. Now they’re […]

People are stupid. That’s what they think. Teatotalers pretending Like they never drink. They will raise a stink. If they’re on the brink. Of someone […]

We don’t lie. Not this guy. Nor do I. And we don’t protest too much. We’re not out of touch. You can’t call our bluff. […]

If you’re gonna have a battle Better choose sides because The long march will start and Nobody rides. Keep your head low. Take it nice […]

Off your neck. Off your neck. You could breathe much easier. If dude stepped off your neck. Off your back now. Off your back. You […]

What matters more? Food or love…? Can you get either one from The Lord above? Does he smile on kindness? And frown on hate? Does […]

World War One wasn’t world war one. World War Two was War Two Thousand. Human noses used to plough sand. Sand that won’t even stay […]

Malodorous. He was one of us and He held a high position. Ranking. High ranking. You hadda have the Right disposition.    

We beat them and FUCK THEM! We beat them, we did! Like old uncle Sid said, Fuck them, they wanna fight? They get what’s coming, […]

Bitch was nice until familiar. She kinda lied alot and Could easily be caught Picking her nose. She was one of those Bitches I suppose […]

They waited four hours. ‘Til their phones went dead. No one mentioned anything Then one of the children said. What are we having for supper? […]

Attention! Attention! Your attention please! Give it to us now, man. Keep nothing up your sleeves! You need none for yourself now. And none for […]

She said be good now Barry ’cause Santa’s watching. I didn’t touch myself that night. Just the thought of me ‘n Santa alone in the […]

You fuck, you say nothing! Money is all to you. Now you meet the real currency, I bet you stay true. Benjamin,  I do! Barry.

Don’t go to Mexico. Well, if you do go, you better wear blinders. You’ll need blinders just to avoid seeing hammered and passed out drunk […]

“If only …” Was all he said and I Shook my damn head But the old beggar couldn’t Have said more. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Ah fool me once At’s not nice. But fool me again and Dammit! Twice! Now I’m a fool who’ll Be fooled thrice. This being fooled […]

Okay, I meant to say rent. Humans for rent. Everyone hell bent To do and out do each other. If they can’t out do then […]

It was Joe what done it. He’s the one or maybe it was His first born son. The cat ain’t eatin’ the cat food man. […]